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I finally lost it. Strapped on my skates threw my child in his stroller and skated along the main thoroughfare towards the beach for miles yesterday. Quite nice.
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sweet thursday posted:these days I'm pissing on the toilet seat just to feel alive You should try the sink! Really change it up.
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sweet thursday posted:I do that to save water #shittown Then, my dear goon, the only thing left for you is trick shots.
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Apr 7, 2020 20:18
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Pizza? Puh-lease. Get with the times girlfriend. A dough replica of the Mona Lisa topped with the finest asiago.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Girl lemme see that Asiago Be gentle. 
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Apr 7, 2020 21:18
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:It was good I miss it Have it do a variety show like all washed up 60's actors.
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I have been wearing the same ball cap for, quite literally, a decade. In that time it has been through a significant amount of a wear and tear. It has now become a mere skeleton of it's one former glory. It's dying. I have taken it upon myself to resurrect my favorite hat. I pulled some old denim out of my rag bin and started making patches. Got a couple attached now. Looks like I'm gonna have to replace one entire panel. Wish me luck goons. I am the Dr. Frankenstein of old hats.
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Apr 10, 2020 21:38
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:watching waterworld lol So brutal.
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Apr 10, 2020 21:40
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poverty goat posted:i went to school with a guy like this but instead of an old hat it was ratty fox ears Oh..that's...um...........nice.... *Susquehanna Shuffles towards door*
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Apr 10, 2020 21:42
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:my wife had never seen it and I was like its terrible we have to watch it Nice spousal abuse post there, Mister.
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Apr 10, 2020 21:43
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Cinnamon buns in the oven. Eggs hidden. Cakes ready to be carved into the shape of an Easter egg. We are prepared.
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Apr 12, 2020 16:53
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spacetoaster posted:That might be it then. 
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Apr 12, 2020 17:16
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:The students want me to have a study period on animal crossing so bad so if admin lets me I gotta start playing animal crossing lol. You're a good teacher, dude.
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Apr 14, 2020 22:23
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Big Beef City posted:hopefully u can buy a good post!! Oh. My. loving. Gawd.    
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Bout to keg up some apple cider should I carbonate it or not? Carbonate. CARBONATE! CARBONATE!!!
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Apr 15, 2020 17:01
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Something that will result in nice little bubbles. Something bright. Perky, but not too perky.
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Apr 15, 2020 17:03
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Clean face. Clean balls. Clean hair. Boom, you have accomplished more than like 20% of other human beings.
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Apr 16, 2020 01:03
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Oh, clean your rear end too.
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Apr 16, 2020 01:03
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Blistex posted:"Sic semper tyrannis!" I am truly a despot of clean b holes.
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Apr 16, 2020 01:07
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Crusty Nutsack posted:I’ve never heard that it’s 100% pistachio. It might be in the mix (more likely almond if there’s any nut flavor in there at all), but not all pistachio. What makes you think that? He's a pistachio farmer with ties high up in the pistachio industry. His passion is pistachios and the pistachios love him back.
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Apr 16, 2020 15:12
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Crusty Nutsack posted:if that were the case I'd be more likely to believe him Oh, it's true. He keeps it a secret so the rest of the goons don't know that he's extremely biased toward the pistachio. But the clues are there.
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You farmers come around here pushing around us "little people" telling us what we can and can't eat. Telling us what nuts we can put in our mouth. For shame, sir. Your honor is besmirched and your ethos has been found to be lacking.
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Apr 16, 2020 15:36
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Okay, everything in here kind of makes sense a little bit but what the hell is up with the girl who just throws a medicine ball at the wall? Is this what fitness as stooped to?
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Apr 18, 2020 06:27
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bob dobbs is dead posted:thought it would bounce 
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Apr 18, 2020 06:32
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The best thing about legal weed is being able to go and get joints at 9:00 am.
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I love the fact that weed is an essential service in my state.
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Apr 18, 2020 18:09
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Because it's so true.
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Icochet posted:The 5000 surgical masks from alibaba arrived today, spent the day cutting a cigarette hole in every single one The smart way is to burn a little hole with a lit cigarette.
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Listen, if I can't freebase it it's not worth my time.
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Apr 18, 2020 19:48
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Also here is something to make everyone's day a little brighter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTJaP2tC0A
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:How do u connect ur butthole to the computer Look at this fool who has never used Butttooth. 
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Big Beef City posted:I'd rather just get sick than live like that Amen. *tightens seals on self-contained breathing apparatus*
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Apr 19, 2020 15:44
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Just made the fam sauteed mushroom parm sandwiches. They were loving delicious.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I mentioned to the students in video chat that it was my wife’s birthday and they had me get her as a surprise and they sung her happy birthday it was so goddamn nice of them. Are we allowed to say happy birfday to your wife too?
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Sous Videodrome posted:Sup y'all, I got a big haul of drywall Look at Mr. La-De-Da-I-Have-Some-Drywall person over here.
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Internetjack posted:Thought this sounded good when I saw it last week, tried it today, and can confirm it was a delicious sandwich. This is going to sound super cheesy but I cook mine in a waffle iron to get the best result. For a parm you need at least a little bit of mozzarella. So basically what you end up with is your juicy and tasty sauteed mushrooms with a round of mozz on top and a grating of parm (the canned stuff won't really work so good call on your instinct to grab fresh) If you don'y have access to something like a panini press of waffle iron this is a great sandwich to cook just the way you did it, in the pan. Oh and a dab of marinara. I made mine, but you could always buy it as well. Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Apr 27, 2020 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Sound on Sounding right now, bb. Also, you can't timg an mp4
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tuyop posted:Installed a bidet. Tuyop, I already knew about your bidet. But I'm happy you decided to come in here and tell everyone else.
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tuyop posted:Wait how??? I just received and installed it last night! Literally A Person posted:I am thinking about every goon at once using my immense brain powers.
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