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Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I specifically recall it being honky tonk blues

for some reason i remember this too

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Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
The Encounter-Chapter 25

quote:

<Take off! Move!> Visser Three commanded the crew of the truck ship.

Almost immediately, the huge thing began to move forward. Very slowly at first. But as it moved, it created a headwind. The bridge was moving away from me. The ship was rising as it went. A hundred feet up now. Two hundred!

<Ha! Not so easy, Andalite!>

Right then I had a powerful urge to shock the evil monster and say, <Guess what, creep? Not an Andalite at all. The name is Tobias!>

But I wasn't ready to start bragging. The truth was, it was looking bad. The ship was slowly picking up speed.

I flapped harder, harder. I gained again. But it was painfully slow. I was wearing out. The Dracon beam weighed me down. The headwind was building.

Ahead of me, just a few feet away, I saw the bulge of the bridge.

I gained a foot. Another. Another.

I landed and folded my wings. I couldn't fly any more. But I could still pull myself along with my talons, gripping the small edges and ridges that ran along the top of the ship's bridge. I was there! Below me, transparent plastic. I could see the crew on the bridge. Taxxons stared wildly up at me.
With one desperate lunge I propelled myself into the air. I had to fly full force to stay ahead of the onrushing windows of the bridge.

Then, with one sharp talon, I pulled the trigger on the Dracon beam.

<Fry, you worms!>

There was no recoil. Not like a regular gun at all.

But a beam of intense red light lanced from me to the bridge. It burned a hole through the window, sliced through a fat Taxxon, and began slicing up control panels and instruments like a hot knife going through butter. I squeezed that trigger for as long as I could.

Careful! That hawk's got a gun!

quote:

At last, exhausted, I could do no more.

The Dracon beam slipped from my talon and plunged toward the earth below.

But I had done it.

It was an incredible and terrible thing to see. The ship, big as a skyscraper, vast beyond belief, shuddered as though it had hit a speed bump.

Still it rose, sharply upward into the sky, as if it were a whale breaching. It aimed for space, its natural home. But it was clear that it was no longer under control. It rolled suddenly onto its side.

BOOM! A ball of orange flame!

The out-of-control ship had smashed recklessly into one of the helicopters. The chopper fell in ruins.

The Bug fighters and the Blade ship scurried quickly out of the way. But too late.

KA-RUNCH! BA-BOOM!

One of the Bug fighters had slammed into the side of the ship. The Bug fighter was finished. The Blade ship and the remaining Bug fighter withdrew quickly.

And then I saw the hole.

A tear a hundred feet long had been opened in the side of the truck ship. From the hole, the water of the lake gushed. It was a waterfall from the sky. Millions of gallons hemorrhaging out.

<Oh, boy,> I whispered.

We were maybe seven hundred feet up over the forest now, when I saw them.

Cassie first. Then Rachel and Marco together. And Jake. They fell, fully human, from the torn side of the ship.

They plummeted, helpless, doomed, to the uprushing ground!

<Noooo!>

I knew there was nothing I could do. I knew it. But still I hurtled after them. Hurtled with all my speed to them as they fell, arms flailing, mouths open in screams of terror.

Hey, they actually did something! They took out a Yeerk supply ship. Well, technically, Tobias did, while the rest turned into fish and got trapped in a reservoir. Still, this is their biggest victory to date! And now they're all plunging to their death. Too bad they can't turn into animals or something.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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cptn_dr posted:

We posting Animemes now?


This is absolutely destroying me rn lmao

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

I am HERE for the Mignolamorphs

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




Well they survived (probably?) that's more than I was expecting.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Radio Free Kobold posted:

Well they survived (probably?) that's more than I was expecting.

Their survival is, very literally, up in the air, until this afternoon/evening when i post the next chapter. But I think it's fair to assume that, in a 60 book series, Applegate wouldn't kill off four of the five protagonists in book 3.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




I mean there's nothing saying you can't morph into a bird mid-air so as long as they're not unconscious or something they're probably fine, right? R-right?

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


Radio Free Kobold posted:

I mean there's nothing saying you can't morph into a bird mid-air

The limiting factor isn't the morphing technology, it's its speed competing with gravity.

Ednamamame
Dec 12, 2019
You thought this was a series about five teens with attitude against evil body snatching aliens, but turns out it's just one emo hawk.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:
here's a fun calculator. the text says they were 700 feet up but that wouldn't even give them ten seconds, so i'm just gonna assume tobias is really lovely at judging distances in actual units and/or it's Dramatic™

OctaviusBeaver
Apr 30, 2009

Say what now?
Writers are bad at math.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
The Encounter-Chapter 26

quote:

They fell.

But as they fell, they began to change.

Cassie was the first. Feathers sprouted from her skin. One of her morphs was an osprey. A distant cousin of the red-tails.

She fell, and as she fell, she became less and less of a human.

Marco and Rachel had both previously morphed bald eagles. Bald eagles are huge birds, much bigger than red-tailed hawks.

As I watched, long wings replaced their flailing arms.

Jake had morphed a peregrine falcon. Peregrines are so fast they make red-tails look like they are standing still.

As I watched, a peregrine's beak grew from Jake's mouth.

Not enough time. Not enough time! They would hit the ground before

Shwoooop!

Cassie opened her wings and skimmed above the treetops. Marco barely made it. He fell down into the forest, out of sight. I was sure he had been too late.

But then, up from the trees floated a bird with a six-foot wingspread and a proud white head.

<YES!> I cried.

In the sky overhead, the huge truck ship stopped climbing. It rolled again, onto its back this time, and plunged back to Earth.

<Man, that was WAY too close!> I heard Marco yell. <That does it. I have had it with this Animorphs stuff!>

<You're not safe yet!> I told him. <Look!>

With the truck ship out of the way and falling to Earth, the Blade ship and the Bug fighters came after us.

<Quick! Into the trees! Out of sight!> I yelled.

Like a well-trained fighter squadron, we swooped down into the forest. Down below the tops of the trees, where the Yeerks could no longer see us.

BOOOOOM!

An explosion like a bomb going off. The truck ship had hit the ground.

The concussion rolled us over like a tidal wave of air.

I rocketed into a tree, but was able to avoid being hurt. <Everyone okay?> I yelled.

One by one they said yes.

But the explosion had disturbed every animal in the forest. The birds had all either hidden or flown away during the earlier fighting. Those few birds still left now took wing, startled. I saw her take off. The hawk. She was scared and wanted to run to the sky.

But the sky was not a sanctuary for her.

I don't know which ship fired the Dracon beam. Whether it was one of the Bug fighters, or the Blade ship.

You see, they'd had a good long look at me. And she looked just like me.

The Dracon beam sizzled. It burned off a wing.

And she fell to Earth, never to fly again.

Oh, no! It's Tobias's hawk girlfriend! (Is it fridging when it's a bird?)

Ednamamame
Dec 12, 2019
Marco should be an osprey not an eagle. Immersion ruined.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
The Encounter-Chapter 27

quote:

The Yeerk truck ship burned. What was left was eliminated by the Yeerks. No evidence was left behind. No proof that we could show to the world.

But we had destroyed it. And a Bug fighter as well. And we had gotten out alive.

Most of us.

It was a day later when I went to see Rachel again. It was like she was expecting me.

"Hi, Tobias," she said. "Come in. It's safe."

I hopped through the window and fluttered over to the dresser.

"How are you doing?" she asked.

<I'm okay,> I said.

She looked unsure of what to say next. "Look, um, Tobias . . . maybe this seems crazy. But Cassie and I were thinking, you know, that maybe we'd go back up to the lake. Try and find . . . her body. The hawk. You know, and at least bury her."

<No, that doesn't sound crazy, Rachel,> I said softly. <Not crazy at all. Just human.>

She looked keenly at me. "Well, we are human. All of us."

<Yes. I knew I was human when I realized how . . . how sad I was that she was killed. See, a hawk wouldn't care. If she had been my mate, I would have missed her, been disturbed. But sadness? That's a human emotion. I know it seems strange, but I guess only a human would really care that a bird had died.>

"If you helped us look, maybe we could still find her body."

<No. Her body will be eaten. By a raccoon, or a wolf, or another bird. Maybe even another hawk. That's the way it is.>

"That's the way it is for wild animals, Tobias. Not humans."

<Yeah. I know. That's how I know that you are wrong, Rachel, at least partly. I am a human, yes. But I am also a hawk. I'm a predator who kills for food. And I'm also a human being who . . . who grieves, over death.>

She looked terribly sad. She's very human, my friend Rachel.

I went to the window. It was a beautiful day outside. The sun was bright. The cumulus clouds advertised the thermals that would carry me effortlessly to the sky.

I flew.

I am Tobias. A boy. A hawk. Some strange mix of the two.

You know now why I can't tell you my last name. Or where I live. But someday you may look up in the sky and see the silhouette of a large bird of prey. Some large bird with a rending beak and sharp, tearing talons. Some bird with vast wings outstretched to ride the thermals.
Be happy for me, and for all who fly free.

So that's The Encounter. The Animophs got a win (sort of) for once. And Tobias rediscovered his humanity. It was sad. Nothing tomorrow, but feel free to talk about the book if you want, and then Monday we start on Book 4-The Message. It's a Cassie book!

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

wizzardstaff posted:

I think they've discussed this plan already so it's not really a spoiler to talk about their reasons for not doing it:

1) They value the lives of the human hosts, who are essentially hostages. Jake doesn't want to kill his brother Tom but he also doesn't want to kill a random stranger who happens to have a Yeerk in his head. Unless that stranger is a Hork-Bajir or Taxxon.

2) If they managed to just take out the slug inside a Controller and spare the host, then the aliens will want to re-acquire their asset with a new Yeerk. The teens can't provide witness protection.

3) If they decide to save people in a public way that prevents the Yeerks from silently taking them back, then they switch from a cold war to a hot one which they are not prepared to fight.

So they're stuck with sabotage and nonlethal interference. It would really help if they could recruit some experienced strategists or freedom fighters who could help them execute a guerrilla war. But they're in suburban California and don't know any insurgents, and on top of that they have no idea who to trust. Their best hope lies in teaming up with a stranded Andalite teen, a traitorous human edgelord, and a group of disabled kids who get used as pawns. And also an underground civilization of pacifist robot dogs.

Ignoring the needs of the narrative (and the fact that they're kids who aren't exactly the most logical/reasonable), the most logical thing to do would probably be to travel really far to some other countries where the Yeerks haven't infiltrated (and it shouldn't be that difficult to get an idea of what regions they occupy) and reveal the situation to leadership there. The whole mind speech thing (or recording a video of them morphing or whatever makes this very easy to do in a way that wouldn't risk themselves and would convince the listener/viewer that the situation is real.

While a "hot war" is bad, it's also practically inevitable in the long run (and there's a decent chance the Yeerk's couldn't engage if they thought they would lose).

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Ytlaya posted:

Ignoring the needs of the narrative (and the fact that they're kids who aren't exactly the most logical/reasonable), the most logical thing to do would probably be to travel really far to some other countries where the Yeerks haven't infiltrated (and it shouldn't be that difficult to get an idea of what regions they occupy) and reveal the situation to leadership there. The whole mind speech thing (or recording a video of them morphing or whatever makes this very easy to do in a way that wouldn't risk themselves and would convince the listener/viewer that the situation is real.

Where would you go? Is there a government that you would trust with this? One that you believe would handle it properly, that wouldn't just lock you in a black site research center for the rest of your life? That would be willing to let you walk free while knowing what you could do?

I can't think of any.

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007
How would you even figure out what regions have Controllers or not?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

During this secret war in which aliens are mind controlling humans, why do the resistance not merely tell the government what's happening?

Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

Honestly not a bad idea, with their mind speak they could probably tell everyone at like an Uno meeting while being a literal fly on a wall or something. With all the world leaders hearing voices at the same time, they might not even dismiss it.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
I was pretty sure that they were under explicit instructions from Elfangor to lay low and sabotage Yeerk operations until the Andalite cavalry (haha) could arrive. But I just went back and checked page 1 of the thread and it’s the opposite—he tells them to warn as many people as they can.

But as people have said...who can they trust? It’s a very teenager situation to have your body changing in unexpected ways and not knowing who to go to for guidance.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Not to mention existing authority figures are shown to be infiltrated - police, their high school - their decision to go on hit and runs makes a lot more sense

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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I can't wait to see what kind of stuff we get into next book. There was some real heavy poo poo in here.

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007
If they tell someone and they turn out to be a Controller then they basically have to kill them on the spot like Cassie did to that cop. A pretty serious disincentive to running around telling people, because otherwise they're giving stuff away and will be under attack soon.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

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Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Not to mention existing authority figures are shown to be infiltrated - police, their high school - their decision to go on hit and runs makes a lot more sense
As the story goes on, more and more random people turn out to be controllers it's to the point that it's basically a coin flip.

OctaviusBeaver
Apr 30, 2009

Say what now?
I always thought they should kidnap known controllers and tie them up for a few days without revealing their own identities. Those people will already 100% believe in the Yeerk invasion and they can't turn traitor because they would get instantly snapped up and reinfected. Use those people to start isolated resistance cells and spread the word.

Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

Kchama posted:

If they tell someone and they turn out to be a Controller then they basically have to kill them on the spot like Cassie did to that cop. A pretty serious disincentive to running around telling people, because otherwise they're giving stuff away and will be under attack soon.

Just tell people telepathically while remaining unseen as some easy to hide animal.

OctaviusBeaver posted:

I always thought they should kidnap known controllers and tie them up for a few days without revealing their own identities. Those people will already 100% believe in the Yeerk invasion and they can't turn traitor because they would get instantly snapped up and reinfected. Use those people to start isolated resistance cells and spread the word.

We've seen some people are doing this willingly or semi willingly, see Chapman. Might work with say Tom who they know isn't a collaborator, though we don't know if starving out a yerk wouldn't also kill the host or something.

Avalerion fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Jun 1, 2020

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice


Book 4-The Messenge-Chapter 1

quote:

My name is Cassie.

That's right. It's a Cassie book.


quote:

I can't tell you my last name. I wish I could. But I can't even tell you what town I live in or what state. We have to disguise our identities, we Animorphs. It's not about being shy. It's about staying alive.

If the Yeerks ever learn who we are, we'll be done for. If they don't kill us outright, they'll make us Controllers. They'll force a Yeerk slug into our brains, where it will take control of us, making us slaves - tools of the Yeerk invasion of Earth.

And I really don't like the idea of being under the control of an alien. I don't like the idea of being dead, either.

On the other hand, there are some things I do like about being an Animorph. Some very cool things.

Take the other night. It was late. I should have been in bed. Instead I was in the barn, get ting ready to turn into a squirrel.

Technically, the barn is really the Wildlife Re habilitation Clinic. My dad is a vet. So is my mom, but she works at The Gardens, this big zoo. The Wildlife Rehabilitation Clinic is just my dad and me. We take in injured birds and animals and try to save them, then release them back into their natural habitats.

That's where I was. In the barn. Surrounded by dozens of cages full of birds, from a mourning dove who'd run into a car windshield to a golden eagle who'd almost been electrocuted by a power line.

In another part of the barn we have bigger cages for the badgers and opossums and skunks and deer and even a pair of wolves who'd been poisoned. At the other end (far from the wolves) we keep our own horses.

There's an operating room and a couple of small recovery rooms, too.

Back to that night. Have you ever watched a squirrel in the park? They are constantly alert. Constantly looking around. It's like every minute of every day they're thinking, "Hey! What's that?"

So I knew that if I morphed into a squirrel, all that nervousness and fear would become a part of me. It's something we've all had to deal with: controlling the animal instincts, the animal mind that comes along with the animal body.

Anyway, that's where I was, in a gloomy barn with just the yellow overhead bulbs to light the room. Why was I there? Because someone, or something, had been sneaking in and getting at the birds. We'd lost a patient just the night before. A duck.

And because I couldn't sleep, anyway. I kept having these dreams. Only they weren't like normal dreams, somehow. More like ... I don't know. Just really strange, that's all.

"Relax, Magilla," I whispered to the squirrel in my hands. "This won't hurt at all." I pulled some chestnuts from my pocket and handed him one. Another nut fell to the floor.

Some morphs are easy. Some are terrifying. When I was a horse, that was cool. When I had to become a trout, well, that was a little more weird. The whole time I just kept thinking how someone could fry me and serve me with tartar sauce.

And I don't like tartar sauce.

"Squirrel," I told myself. I always try to get into the feeling of what it might be like to be the animal before I even start morphing.

The first physical change was in my size. I started shrinking. It's a very bizarre feeling. See, you feel like you're standing totally still, but the ground keeps coming up toward you. And the ceiling is moving away. Door handles aren't where they should be anymore. All of a sudden they're over your head.

I had shrunk to maybe two, two-and-a-half feet tall when my arms came sucking back into my body. Right about that point, the real Magilla tore out of there. He ran back to his cage, got in, and - I swear this is true - closed the door. Anyway, I still had normal (although short) legs, but my arms were stunted. I still had the normal number of fingers, but they were teeny tiny now, way too small for my body.

My ears traveled up the side of my head to rest on top. Soft gray fur spread across my body in a wave. My face puffed out and grew pointed.
Then, the wildest thing! My tail sprouted out of my body! And what was cool was that I wasn't a squirrel yet. I was still about half human, the size of a small child, and my tail just shot out, about two feet long! Much longer and bigger than it would be once I was totally squirrelified.
I tilted my head back and I could see this bushy gray tail arched up over me. Way cool.

My legs sucked in and I was down on the ground, down on the cement floor of the barn.

I suddenly discovered I hadn't swept and mopped as well as I thought I had. Amazing what you can see when your face is just an inch from the floor.

Then the squirrel brain kicked in.

WHOA! YOW!

Man, did I have energy!

It was like I was plugged into a million volts. I was supercharged! My slow, sluggish human brain was just blown away by the sudden explosion of energy.

A noise!

What's that? I cocked my ears. I swung my head, focusing my big eyes. A bird in a cage!

A new sound! What was it? I spun around.

No, wait! What was that? And that? And the other sound?

PREDATORS! They were everywhere! I was surrounded! PREDATORS!

Would I turn into a squirrel in a room full of carnivorous animals? No. But I'm not Cassie.

In the TV show, Cassie was played by Nadia Nascimento.




She's from Vancouver, and acted between 1996-2001. She was mostly in TV movies, but was in an episode of The Outer Limits, and was on an episode of the Disney Channel show "So Weird". After she left acting, she got a job in marketing for the company Invoke Media, and worked on the development and marketing of Hootsuite. I don't know if she's still there.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Huh. Yup, she looks very Cassie.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Epicurius posted:

My name is Cassie.

WOOP! WOOP! BAIL OUT! BAIL OUT! ABANDON THREAD!

(J/K, this is a Good Cassie Book.)

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

nine-gear crow posted:

WOOP! WOOP! BAIL OUT! BAIL OUT! ABANDON THREAD!

(J/K, this is a Good Cassie Book.)

Be nice. There are a bunch of good Cassie books.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Many good Cassie books on both sides

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Epicurius posted:

Be nice. There are a bunch of good Cassie books.

Both Cassie and Rachel get shafted with some of the worst books in the second half of the series but it averages out since they have some great ones in the first half.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Soup du Jour posted:

Both Cassie and Rachel get shafted with some of the worst books in the second half of the series but it averages out since they have some great ones in the first half.

And I wonder if that’s a matter of the ghostwriters just not getting their characterization as well as Applegate and Grant did. Because I remember reading this one and going “Wait, why the gently caress does everyone hate Cassie? She’s kind of great.”

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


nine-gear crow posted:

And I wonder if that’s a matter of the ghostwriters just not getting their characterization as well as Applegate and Grant did. Because I remember reading this one and going “Wait, why the gently caress does everyone hate Cassie? She’s kind of great.”

The ghostwriters definitely did her dirty. Part of it I mentioned earlier in the thread:

disaster pastor posted:

There's a formula for several of her books that's essentially, "here are multiple sides to this interesting problem, which has no right answer! But Cassie's right."

The other part is that once we're in her ghostwritten books, the subtleties are stripped from her characterization and she comes off as a self-righteous hypocrite who would, at her extreme, let the others die rather than risk hurting an animal or even a Yeerk. But since the books are always on her side, it almost always ends up as "welp, we should have listened to Cassie!" and nothing interesting ever comes of it; even Rachel calling her out on it is meant to show how wrong Rachel is.

It's worth noting that both parts are less of a thing in the Megamorphs books (which were never ghostwritten) and, with one major exception, in the final arc (which had much tighter outlines IIRC).

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Cassie's good books are some of the best in the series. Cassie's bad books (of which there are considerably more) are some of the worst.

In conclusion, Cassie is a land of contrasts.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
This, however, is a pretty good book (Except for one part in the end that I think is kind of stupid and I plan on mocking whale Jesus), so don't worry, new Animorphs fans! You're going to have a good time.

(Also, when a mod or IK gets around to it, could you change then name and number of the book to Book 4: The Message? Thanks!)

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

Before anyone complains, yes, I know dolphins aren't fish, ok? This is the best I could do.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
You buffoon. You clown. Dolphins are not-

Safety Biscuits posted:

Before anyone complains, yes, I know dolphins aren't fish, ok? This is the best I could do.

-aw man.

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Safety Biscuits posted:

Before anyone complains, yes, I know dolphins aren't fish, ok? This is the best I could do.

Time to raid Pet Island’s supplies of thread tags.

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