Epicurius posted:Chapter 21 You can thank Alloran for that.
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I focused on the dropbear DNA inside me and the change began
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# ? Jun 30, 2022 07:59 |
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Strategic Tea posted:I focused on the dropbear DNA inside me and the change began if the animorphs were able to acquire a perfect killing machine, all dramatic tension would be lost from the series. if cassie was able to morph a drop bear, she would have to lose that DNA upon leaving australia, like the dinosaur morphs
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# ? Jun 30, 2022 11:09 |
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You fool. The ultimate killer is the wombat. With its powerful bottom and cuboid poop. e: that said, at least with the drop-bear morph, that irritating MY KNEES REVERSED DIRECTION thing wouldn't be a problem
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# ? Jun 30, 2022 12:59 |
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HIJK posted:A book about Australia could have been super dope but instead we got this It could've been at least partially improved by a) not splitting her off from the rest of the characters, and b) not spending what felt like an eternity on the plane.
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 02:06 |
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Chapter 23quote:FFFFFwwwpppwwppppwwppp. FFFFFwwwpppwwppppwwppp. Lourdes is, if you remember, the cover name of the Chee whose cover is as a homeless crack addict. Probably, of all the Chee, one of the better ones to go on this mission, because she's less likely to be caught. And I admit that I like the fact these tourists have mistaken an alien attack for quaint native customs. Chapter 24 quote:“Consumerism completely baffles you, doesn’t it, Cassie?” Rachel dropped her bag on the table. So as this book doesn't have an epilogue, I'm going to write one of my own. Visser Three was troubled by the events that occurred. While violent and psychotic, he was nevertheless an intelligent Yeerk and knew that, while he despised the orders of the Council, they, swayed by the words of the repellent Visser One, insisted on secrecy for the conquest of earth. While his forces had managed to erase evidence of Yeerk involvement in the battle, there still were all those eyewitnesses. He knew he had only one option. The Yeerk forces landed outside the Outstation of Priti Springs the next day in cloaked troop ships. The inhabitants put up a good fight, and a number of Yeerks died to their boomerangs and other weapons, but they were overwhelmed, and the place was taken. Yami's grandfather was killed. Old and with only one leg, the Yeerks saw no use for him as a host, but Yami was young and in shape, and he was infested by a Yeerk. The Yeerk, newly out of the pools, was overwhelmed at first by his new body, but managing to take control, he sorted through the human's memories, and discovered a curious thing. The "Andalite" in the battle was no Andalite at all, but a human girl, and a human girl from the US, no less. He hurried to tell Visser Three. Visser Three, who again, was not stupid, realized that the girl was probably one of the "bandits" closer to base, He knew her name, he knew what she looked like, and eventually, he captured her, learning about the rest of the Animorphs and capturing them. Earth's only opposition to the Yeerk invasion was crushed, all because Cassie went to Australia and morphed in front of Yami. Anyway, that's the book, everyone. What did you think? Next time is a Marco Book, the Revelation, and we're entering the home stretch here..
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 03:00 |
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Epicurius posted:Anyway, that's the book, everyone. What did you think? It sucked! Epicurius posted:Next time is a Marco Book, the Revelation I hope there are still people here who didn't read the books or didn't last to the end, because we're finally about to justify all the crap we had to read in the last twelve books or so!
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 03:28 |
Australia uniting to beat the Yeerks into submission is p accurate tho
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 03:36 |
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I was not psychologically prepared for the boomerang volley
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 04:36 |
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Tree Bucket posted:I was not psychologically prepared for the boomerang volley Neither were the Hork-Bajir.
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 04:54 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Australia uniting to beat the Yeerks into submission is p accurate tho As is the Yeerk Empire being defeated by Australia period.
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 05:51 |
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Tree Bucket posted:I was not psychologically prepared for the boomerang volley FFFFwwwpppwwwppwpwwppwwppp. See that's how they getcha
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 07:00 |
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And what about Cassie's boomerang? It never came back!
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 07:16 |
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disaster pastor posted:I hope there are still people here who didn't read the books or didn't last to the end, because we're finally about to justify all the crap we had to read in the last twelve books or so! Can anything atone for that garbage Atlantis book?
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 07:25 |
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Tree Bucket posted:I was not psychologically prepared for the boomerang volley I tend to skim the worst ones and I had to slow the gently caress down and go back when I thought I read a bunch of humans throwing boomerangs en masse at the yeerks and then it turns out yes that really just loving happened. It's not the helmacrons but this might legit be the worst book in the series
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 14:56 |
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there’s really only one redeeming aspect to this book, and that’s boy, cassie sure is able to function without the other animorphs, huh? can’t imagine that being important once the war’s over. a lot of ways they could have done it that weren’t insanely stupid, though but gently caress yeah all the helmacrons and atlantises and boomerangs and morphing buffalo are about to left in the dust. please make sure your seatback is in the full upright position, newbies
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 15:45 |
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How about this. In honor of it being Friday and us entering the endgame to the books, and because we'll never have to think about Hork-Bajir boomerang murder in the Outback again, lets take the day off. Happy Canada Day to Canadians and Happy Independence Day Weekend to Americans. As for the Australians in the thread, be happy your country is too dangerous for the Yeerks to take over. (I''m looking at Australian holidays, and you all are really front loaded. After April and May, you've got pretty much nothing till October. Spread your hoilidays out!)
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 03:58 |
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Epicurius posted:(I''m looking at Australian holidays, and you all are really front loaded. After April and May, you've got pretty much nothing till October. Spread your hoilidays out!) Some of us tried - my state moved the Queen’s birthday, of all things, to try to spread them out more.
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 09:05 |
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...the main things I've learnt from this thread are a) ghost writers vary hugely in quality, b) thermals are warm pockets of air that bla bla bla and c) the majority of Animorphs fans are Australian. e: couldn't decide which caption to go with, so, you can have both Tree Bucket fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Jul 2, 2022 |
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Tunzie posted:Some of us tried - my state moved the Queen’s birthday, of all things, to try to spread them out more. I've heard of worse ways to use the Time Matrix.
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 14:06 |
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LET'S GOOOO! So excited for the end game -- I know I missed at least 1 or 2 of these last books -- and for the Ellimist Chronicles, which just rules. Thanks Epicurius for keeping this going for the last 2 years. It's been something to look forward to through some real tough times.
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 14:47 |
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Hell yeah, it has been a great thread and I can't wait for the endgame. Also Ellimist Chronices, which was probably the first truely out there sci fi I ever read. Thanks Epicurius! Please buckle your harnesses and prepare for a bumpy Z-space exit.
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 14:58 |
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https://twitter.com/michaelgrantbks/status/1542880358600806400?s=21&t=_v6lcyPNrhWdILEst_7czw most insane origin story for the animorphs
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 16:51 |
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This book was so bad it was what made me finally give up on the series because I was convinced they were just gonna spin their wheels forever - as underlined by the Everything's Back To Normal meal at the food court - which is a big lol in retrospect given what happens next.Epicurius posted:(I''m looking at Australian holidays, and you all are really front loaded. After April and May, you've got pretty much nothing till October. Spread your hoilidays out!) Haha the American guy at my last office frequently complained about this (and he was right to do so)
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# ? Jul 3, 2022 00:30 |
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Epicurius posted:Chapter 21 The fact that so many Yeerks have to use a Taxxon is a pretty good indicator at how much being an unhosted Yeerk sucks. Do you wanna take a roll of the dice that the smallest injury will be your last in exchange for getting to experience the world? Also, while I still put starfish Rachel at the very bottom, that boomerang volley gave me a long moment of pause. These Own.
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# ? Jul 3, 2022 00:36 |
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Good time to post fanart I. Not sure if it's been posted before but I don't want to check right now.
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# ? Jul 3, 2022 01:30 |
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Animorphs-Book 45-The Revelation Book 45 is written by Ellen Giroux who we've already met, in the two "Tobias/Taylor" novels, and "Jake accidentally is in the future in a Philip K Dick story" Chapter 1 quote:My name is Marco. So we've learned that Marco's idea of being a chef is heating up frozen pizza, his dad and Nora are still very much in love, and, oh yea, minor little thing. His dad has just come up with the concept of zero-space. Chapter 2 quote:I almost swallowed a lung. Got that right. And Marco, if your dad were a Yeerk, he wouldn't be telling his wife and son he just discovered zero-space.
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# ? Jul 3, 2022 03:12 |
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This was, I believe, the last book in the series I read before the final book (which I skipped ahead to). I hope it lives up to my memories!
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# ? Jul 3, 2022 03:30 |
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Epicurius posted:
A roided up fraud who’s never getting into the Hall of Fame? Is there a sports figure yet who the kids have name dropped that HASN’T destroyed their reputation through bad decisions in the intervening two decades since these books came out?
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# ? Jul 3, 2022 04:11 |
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nine-gear crow posted:A roided up fraud who’s never getting into the Hall of Fame? I think one of them mentions Jordan, who, inability to play baseball aside, doesn't have any major scandals that I know of.
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# ? Jul 3, 2022 04:16 |
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Epicurius posted:I think one of them mentions Jordan, who, inability to play baseball aside, doesn't have any major scandals that I know of. Yeah, MJ’s just kind of a low grade rear end in a top hat these days. Oh and he tried to mount a basketball comeback and sucked rear end at that too because he was an old rear end man trying to play a young man’s game. So that’s kind of legacy ruining. At least no book has opened with something like “My name is Rachel, and I the OJ Simpson of killing Yeerks”… which actually works BOTH ways, so never mind.
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# ? Jul 3, 2022 04:24 |
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I think it's a shame KA and Michael didn't come back for the final arc (except, IIRC, the last book) but I'm glad Giroux is kicking it off. She's a better ghostwriter than a lot of the others (even if she wasn't always given the best prompt) and "gets" the characters better than most of them.Epicurius posted:I think one of them mentions Jordan, who, inability to play baseball aside, doesn't have any major scandals that I know of. He did try to bring back the Hitler moustache for a while
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# ? Jul 3, 2022 04:25 |
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This book is great, I re read so many times as a kid.
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# ? Jul 3, 2022 08:29 |
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Oh hell yeah the best of the ghost authors is kicking off the poo poo gets serious finale arc? I never made it this far and only know the broadest strokes of how the endgame goes. Is Nora gonna be the controller this whole time this feels like it's heading towards some miserable irony and Im real excited oh man.
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# ? Jul 3, 2022 19:51 |
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Chapter 3quote:<Impossible!> Ax exclaimed a second time. <There is no way human science can have made such a leap. This is the Yeerks at work.> I mean, we've seen Marco....not act wisely when family is involved. A lot of time, he pretends to an objectivity he doesn't have. Chapter 4 quote:Brrrrrrring! Now Marco gets to make the choice Jake was trying to prevent him from having to make.
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# ? Jul 4, 2022 03:01 |
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The moment where the phone rings right after he hangs up on Tom was well done, a really creepy scene.
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# ? Jul 4, 2022 04:23 |
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quote:“Russ’s wife is … she’s hysterical, she’s … you know what it’s like. You lost a spouse. We thought you’d be best at comforting her. Can you swing by her place?” LMAO. "Hey remember when your wife carked it? Can you swing by and handle Russ' wife, she's being a real Debbie downer, you're good at that stuff." quote:I watched, fascinated. Was this real? Was this now? I quite like this. They've been living their double lives for so long that it's become normal, and the surrealness of seeing his dad cross that barrier stops even Marco in his tracks for a second.
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# ? Jul 4, 2022 10:18 |
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freebooter posted:LMAO. "Hey remember when your wife carked it? Can you swing by and handle Russ' wife, she's being a real Debbie downer, you're good at that stuff." Engineers, amirite??
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# ? Jul 4, 2022 12:15 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 12:17 |
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To go from "The men of the outstation launched a squadron of boomerangs." to "I watched, fascinated. Was this real? Was this now?" is incredible. This is what Animorphs does best and it's doing it really well. This is terrifying, I love it. It's kind of a doomed situation for Marco either way. Either he saves his dad and the yeerks get VERY suspicious about the sudden timely rescue, or he lets his dad get taken and now has to live under max opsec 24/7 like Jake does.
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