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Animorphs-Book 14:The Unknown-Chapter 9quote:“My name is Captain Torrelli. I am in charge of security for this facility.” Did they take them into the break room? quote:“Hi, Captain,” Marco said. “How’s it going?” So does Captain Torrelli not know anything about popular culture? quote:“Cindy Crawford?” Marco demanded. “What are you, nuts?” I still can't get over the idea that they got away with that. Chapter 10 quote:ZOOOOOOOOM! So, why are tanks on an air force base?
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I picked an incredible time to start rewatching the X-Files. Makes sense that a square like captain Torelli would have no idea who Fox Mulder is. Really drives home the "truth hidden in trash media" hypothesis of Fed Engagement. E: merry Christmas! Was there a Christmas Animorphs ever? I don't remember that being addressed. Maybe because Jake and possibly Rachel are canonically jewish, but Marco and Cassie? they don't read atheist enough to not do Christmas. Tobias maybe because his aunt and uncle hate him. I don't remember a cozy winter Animorphs book though QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Dec 25, 2020 |
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Epicurius posted:So, why are tanks on an air force base? To fight the aliens, duh.
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Epicurius posted:Animorphs-Book 14:The Unknown-Chapter 9 Luftwaffe holdouts deep undercover, obviously.
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This is probably the last book I remember anything about and it's almost entirely because of this interrogation scene.
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Morphing in the break room without even bothering to check for cameras sure is a choice, alright. Excited to see if that comes back to bite them!Epicurius posted:So, why are tanks on an air force base? Most plausible scenario I can give you is the tanks were being transported as part of a test or an exercise, or they're actually APCs used by base security and Tobias and Cassie don't know the difference.
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# ? Dec 25, 2020 07:18 |
They were on their way to New York City to fight Cloverfield
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# ? Dec 25, 2020 07:21 |
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Edwards also isn't far from Fort Irwin, which is the National Training Center is. (Basically where the Army sends units to go do fake combat for training using sophisticated laser tag setups). 82nd Airborne used the air-droppable M551 Sheridan until '96, which is roughly around the time this book takes place, and M551s were used as OpFor vehicles at NTC until 2003. So maybe these tanks had just been delivered and were about to be prepped for a mock combat drop at NTC? Which might be plausible??? I am putting far too much thought into this.
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# ? Dec 25, 2020 07:32 |
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:
Honorable mention to the one where they go to the arctic and spend a night repeatedly near-dying of hypothermia every two hours before resetting in morph.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:or they're actually APCs used by base security and Tobias and Cassie don't know the difference. This is my take. Tobias and Cassie don't seem like military hardware nerds, so they're probably calling anything with tracks and/or looks armored a tank.
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Cythereal posted:This is my take. Tobias and Cassie don't seem like military hardware nerds, so they're probably calling anything with tracks and/or looks armored a tank. Book 14 but narrated by Jake has every single variant accurately identified
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Hope everyone had a good Christmas, or at least not a terrible one. However, the Yeerk invasion doesn't stop for Christmas, so it's time for Animorphs-Book 14:The Unknown-Chapter 11 quote:<Cassie! Move!> Tobias cried as he plummeted toward me in a full-speed stoop. Yep, Marco's not dumb. quote:“So now what?” Rachel asked. “It’s getting late. We need to get home.” Wait, why would a Yeerk be concerned with modesty either? Maybe this one's been in people so long, it's picked up human notions of propriety? Still... Chapter 12 quote:The next day was Saturday. We met at my barn. These kids need to learn that when they think something probably isn't important, it's important. quote:“How about one of the farms around here?” Jake suggested. Also, explain things to your alien friend, people!
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Epicurius posted:Hope everyone had a good Christmas, or at least not a terrible one. However, the Yeerk invasion doesn't stop for Christmas, so it's time for quote:
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# ? Dec 26, 2020 07:33 |
Stoop is another name for a dive.
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Stoop Hawk's afraid to leave his swoop
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# ? Dec 26, 2020 07:37 |
Swoop Hawk Stoops on a Sloop
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Correct me if I'm wrong but Captain Torelli - does he end up being on Jake's new team for the final mission in the very final book?quote:“Money. Ah, yes. Mon-nee. I always forget about humans and their money.” Andalite society confirmed as a socialist utopia
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# ? Dec 26, 2020 10:03 |
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Captain Torelli's Man-deer-thing
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 01:14 |
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There was an Animorphs reread podcast I listened to for a while where they treated Cassie's reaction to Rachel having won money at the racetrack as Cassie being very judgemental of Rachel's gambling. I always took that bit at face value, but is that really how it reads? They had a lot of weird takes about the books, actually. I think I stopped listening around the Hork-Bajir chronicles. freebooter posted:Correct me if I'm wrong but Captain Torelli - does he end up being on Jake's new team for the final mission in the very final book?
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Shwoo posted:There was an Animorphs reread podcast I listened to for a while where they treated Cassie's reaction to Rachel having won money at the racetrack as Cassie being very judgemental of Rachel's gambling. I always took that bit at face value, but is that really how it reads? I don't read it as particularly negatively judgmental. More like, "Wow, I didn't realize my best friend is acting so adult and wild.", if that makes sense? What's the podcast, our of curiosity? There's this one I kind of like called "Morph Club", done by these two women, one of whom, I think, read the book as a kid and one who didn't. It was pretty fun.
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I just thought Cassie was legitimately surprised that there was something she didn't know about Rachel. But I don't think I'd been exposed to the idea of gambling being evil the first time I read it. And yeah, it was Morph Club. I stuck with it for a while, and enjoyed parts of it, but I guess there were a lot of little things about it that just rubbed me the wrong way.
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Shwoo posted:And yeah, it was Morph Club. I stuck with it for a while, and enjoyed parts of it, but I guess there were a lot of little things about it that just rubbed me the wrong way. I like it. I don't always agree with them, but I like hearing different perspectives. Plus, they were just so enthusiastic, and I liked that.
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The morph club gals had some cute art as well. I was a little bummed the one didn't get to do the art for the comic, although I really enjoyed Chris Grine's work on the Invasion. I've been listening to Animorphin' Time after the one host mentioned it on the street fight radio call in show. Theyre a little ahead of this thread but it's been fun to reread along with them. They just did the second megamorphs. I always thought it would have been cool if they had gotten a different artist for each of the six Animorphs in the cycle, to kind of play off the different tone of each narrator. That probably would have some logistical and storytelling issues unless they were like a council of Thirteen or something.
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Animorphs-Book 14:The Unknown-Chapter 13quote:It wasn’t far to the racetrack. We decided to fly. We all had seagull morphs except Ax and Tobias. We figured seagulls wouldn’t be too obvious flying around the racetrack barns and paddocks. Whereas an entire sky full of birds of prey might be. So we all morphed seagulls, Ax did his harrier, He's a....really ugly horse? Chapter 14 quote:<Okay, everyone, demorph,> Jake said. <Tobias? You want to go human or stay as you are?> Horse food. quote:“Your horse is blue,” the second man observed. “Never seen a blue horse.” See, Ax just knew that it was going wrong. He wasn't even going to try. quote:“Run!” Jake cried. No way this won't go wrong.
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 04:40 |
Horse food
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 05:20 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Horse food Marco knows many things, but not horses.
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 05:40 |
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"Their upper bodies seem almost human". Centaur neighsayers gtfo.
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:The morph club gals had some cute art as well. I was a little bummed the one didn't get to do the art for the comic, although I really enjoyed Chris Grine's work on the Invasion. I've been listening to Animorphin' Time after the one host mentioned it on the street fight radio call in show. Theyre a little ahead of this thread but it's been fun to reread along with them. They just did the second megamorphs. I’m assuming that Carey was too busy with The Adventure Zone novels? Otherwise she seems like an absolute shoo-in for doing some of the Animorphs GNs. Also Morph Club rules and if you’re looking for an Animorphs podcast it’s a lot of fun and very chill.
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Epicurius posted:"Some day, all horses will be blue." New thread title please. Also I listened to Morph Club for about ten episodes but can't remember whether I drifted away from it because my commute time was removed and so a lot of podcasts went by the wayside (this was actually slightly before COVID, but you all know how it is) or because they were clearly doing it over Skype and their audio quality wasn't great.
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Cassie posted:Well. If you want to be inconspicuous in a horse barn, what are you going to do? Cassie posted:Exactly. I started to morph the horse.
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Animorphs-Book 14:The Unknown-Chapter 15quote:TA TA TA TA TATA TA TATA TA TA TA TAAAAH! And megabutt! (I'm sorry. I'm not mature) quote:Then my arms started growing. The upper arms bulged with massive, bunched muscles. All the muscle was at the top. The bottom was practically just a stick. Horses do want to run. A Derby favorite probably wasn't the best horse to pick, though. A few quick words on the Kentucky Derby, although it's probably unnecessary. The Derby is probably the most famous race in American horseracing. It's 1 and 1/4 mile (or 2 km) race run the first Saturday in May at Churchill Downs, in Louisville, Kentucky [edited to correct from Lexington. Thanks!]. It's been run since 1875, and is open to any qualifying three year old horse, male or female, although in practice, it's almost always male horses that run. There's another race that day, the Kentucky Oaks, that's only open to female horses. It's the best attended race, and it airs on TV every year. It's a big deal. And if a horse is a Derby favorite, that horse is a big deal. Chapter 16 quote:<Cassie. It’s me, Tobias. I don’t know if you can hear me, but you’re the only one I haven’t found. If you can, give me some kind of sign, anything. Where are you?> They laughed at Visser Three when he came up with the idea to control jockeys to set a trap for Andalites who morphed into horses, but who's laughing now? quote:Around the turn, digging my hooves in to keep from slipping. I moved in toward the whitewashed rail, cutting straight across the path of another horse. But I didn’t care. Hah! I was running! Everyone else could just get out of the way! I know it isn't really supposed to be, but having grown up near a race track, having been the son and grandson of inverterate horserace gamblers, and having gone to the track since I was a little kid, this isn't realistic. Even if a horse is in great physical condition, it still has to train, and train a lot, to actually have a chance, and Cassie just doesn't have that training or knowledge of horse racing. The reason the jockey tried to hold her back at first is because horses are sprinters. If a horse runs all out the entire race, the way Cassie did, it would be exhausted by the end of the race. You'll see that...horses will take early leads, and then fall back, because they can't keep up that level of energy for the entire race. Like I said, I know it's just a story, but a horse that did what Cassie did during a race would loose. Epicurius fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Dec 28, 2020 |
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Small correction, the Kentucky Derby takes place in Louisville KY, not Lexington.
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OctaviusBeaver posted:Small correction, the Kentucky Derby takes place in Louisville KY, not Lexington. You're right. Sorry. Consider it fixed up above. Also, as a note, if you want to read a hilarious article about the Kentucky Derby, read Hunter S. Thompson's "The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved". He was hired by Scanlan's Monthly to report on the 1970 Kentucky Derby. Unfortunately, he wasn't actually able to see the race where he was standing, and he got drunk. So the article, instead of actually being about the Derby, was about the culture surrounding the Derby. And it's funny. Epicurius fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Dec 28, 2020 |
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I would be fairly concerned that if I just participated in (let alone won) a race, as a very expensive horse that gets taken very good care of, the trainers wouldn't be leaving me alone for more than two hours afterwards.
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freebooter posted:I would be fairly concerned that if I just participated in (let alone won) a race, as a very expensive horse that gets taken very good care of, the trainers wouldn't be leaving me alone for more than two hours afterwards. God, I had never considered the unique hell of being trapped as a nothlit of a famous animal.
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Animorphs-Book 14:The Unknown-Chapter 17quote:Fortunately, in between running from stable hands and trying to find me, everyone in the group had managed to acquire a horse morph. Marco knows the score. quote:<Hey,> Tobias said. <I think we’re in luck. Isn’t that the same bunch of horses we saw before?> That's the thing, because they have another problem besides being too clean and healthy. While, sure, I'll believe that the air force people won't notice, these horses are all feral horses....lets say mustangs, although, really, what I'm saying applies to most feral horse types. The Animorphs, on the other hand, if they've morphed race horses, have morphed Thoroughbreds. They're going to be bigger and heavier than mustangs, and it shouldn't be hard to tell them apart. quote:<Here they come,> Jake said. <Just try to act natural.> So, they've gotten in, with completely inappropriate horse breeds. Chapter 18 quote:The whole herd of us wandered onto the base. We wandered past even more intense warning signs. The last one actually said YOU MAY BE SHOT. We wandered right past men and women armed with submachine guns. So while, thinking about it, Gallard was probably used in the Andalite Chronicles, this is the first official mention and use of Gallard, the galactic trade language. It makes sense it exists. Trade languages are pretty common on Earth, too. The most famous of which might be Swahili, which, even though it's the native language of some countries now, originated on the East African coast, as a way for traders to talk to each other. Another example might be Tok Pisin, the official language of Papua New Guinea, which serves as a second language for most of tribes of New Guinea so that they can communicate. quote:<Uh-oh,> Tobias said darkly. <They’re splitting up.> Impatience and boredom is the doom of many a plan. I mean, this probably would have been better if the Yeerks had controlled horses to get on the base and then found some way to control a guard who was supposed to be in a hanger. But things were taking too long. The Yeerks on the mission were impatient, and....now this.
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I just have such a hard time believing that Private Joe Dumbfuck didn't empty his 249 at the horses.
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Maybe the Joe Dumbfucks don't get assigned to
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You could theoretically argue that it's ethical for them to rig horse races if they then use the money for the war effort... though I'm not sure what use money would be. There's a moment in a later book (probably really don't even need to spoiler this) where they smash a store window to get some clothes because they can't just be in their morphing outfits - can't even remember the circumstances - and Jake later mentions he mailed the store some money. Like, even if it's a mom and pop store, come on, they can just take a hit for the team when these kids are trying to save the world.
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Sorry, everybody. I don't like doing it, but I've got to miss tonight. More animorphs tomorrow, I promise.
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