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Jazerus posted:cube kid cube kid!!! watch where you're going, cube kid *stuffs ur head in a toilet* The whole school loves Cube Kid, a friendly kid who carries a cube! *5 seconds later*
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 16:16 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:34 |
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CUBE KID'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS CUBE.
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 19:17 |
Epicurius posted:In all likelihood, shaking him down in his class, where they don't have a right to be, won't get them the cube, it will just get them in trouble. It will probably also bring the cube to the attention of Mr. Chapman (because it's the object being fought over), who'll recognize it for what it is, or at least recognize the Andalite writing on it, and now the Yeerks have the cube. Yes, but, he was openly carrying it around the school. It's already known that Chapman is not the only Yeerk there, at that point I just have to assume this is a full-blown emergency and you need to work from the position that it's already been seen.
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 20:07 |
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Why would random Yeerks know what a morphing cube looks like
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 20:11 |
The Andalite writing, at least.
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 20:15 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:The Andalite writing, at least. They would only notice if they took a close look at it. Marco has the advantage of seeing the cube before, while none of the Yeerks have.
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 20:21 |
I see your point, and I'm not going to start a what-if argument. But could you pass the popcorn please? Because HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 20:30 |
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I have not read this book before, but you all have mentioned a 'David' enough times that I'm sure I'm in for a ride.
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 22:52 |
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I don't remember reading the last book but boy do I remember this one. I can feel the anxiety already in my guts! The "I don’t know why I said “Yo!” I am not a “Yo!” kind of person." line has lived in my head rent-free and pops out of its door to say hello every single time I hear or say the word yo.
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 23:11 |
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ANOTHER SCORCHER posted:The whole school loves Cube Kid, a friendly kid who carries a cube! We regret to inform you that...
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 23:17 |
Bobulus posted:I have not read this book before, but you all have mentioned a 'David' enough times that I'm sure I'm in for a ride. It's young David Attenborough. The spoiler is that he is the one writing the books.
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 23:47 |
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I never realised that the books were written so quickly. It does explain some of the more implausible contrivances. Each book has emotional beats to hit -- often good ones! --and anything that works to get there must have felt good enough.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 00:38 |
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Fuschia tude posted:I just picked up one of the Alternamorphs recently. You guys weren't kidding about it being bad—not the writing, but the interactive design of it. I'm not sure the author had ever read a CYOA book The second one does have one of the best low-key bits of dark humor in the series, though. 'You', the narrator, are implicitly David, except unlike the main series you decide to be a good person who supports the team- and this is so out of character it *breaks the universe*
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 01:42 |
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Pwnstar posted:This is like a kid randomly walking around with the nuclear launch code or something, maintaining your cover is no longer a priority. Obviously the Yeerks would love to get their hands on it, but it raises an interesting question: unless they can reverse engineer the whole technology from it, the only way to spread the morphing power to other Yeerks with it is via someone who already has the morphing power, like how Elfangor gave it to the kids. There's only one Yeerk who does. Would he be keen on giving up that exclusive status?
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 01:43 |
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freebooter posted:Obviously the Yeerks would love to get their hands on it, but it raises an interesting question: unless they can reverse engineer the whole technology from it, the only way to spread the morphing power to other Yeerks with it is via someone who already has the morphing power, like how Elfangor gave it to the kids. There's only one Yeerk who does. Would he be keen on giving up that exclusive status? Yeah, I'd think the Cube would be one hell of a data goldmine for anyone able to reverse engineer it or gain root access to it beyond its morph-bestowing capabilities. The thing has the processing power to perfectly rewrite DNA, on the fly, and within a matter of seconds. If I was an enterprising Yeerk worth my salt (), I'd be after it for the tech and metadata stored inside it alone. Because who knows what you could learn about the Andalites in the process.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 01:51 |
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Incidentally - and I'll wrap it in spoiler tags because it depicts a scene from later in the book - I love the inside cover for this one: To me it sums up one of the things I found most appealing about the series as a kid: the hyper-weird juxtaposition, this perfectly ordinary all-American suburban world, where all of a sudden tyrannosaur-footed aliens are intruding into a kid's bedroom.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 01:56 |
freebooter posted:Obviously the Yeerks would love to get their hands on it, but it raises an interesting question: unless they can reverse engineer the whole technology from it, the only way to spread the morphing power to other Yeerks with it is via someone who already has the morphing power, like how Elfangor gave it to the kids. There's only one Yeerk who does. Would he be keen on giving up that exclusive status? Grab that box, let the Council know you've got it, and suddenly the extremely unstable Visser Three loses one of his biggest advantages. His compliance is no longer a factor at that point. gently caress, I didn't think of it this way until now. Dammit Cassie, stop being right.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 02:04 |
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Animorphs-Book 20-The Discovery, Chapter 3quote:We were in the barn. Cassie’s barn. Also known as the Wildlife Rehabilitation Clinic. Cassie’s parents are both veterinarians. And she’s very into animals, too. I love that their response to Ax talking about the science of something is inevitably "Shut up about the drat science!" quote:Rachel nodded thoughtfully. “Well, if he thinks Marco’s an idiot he can’t be all bad.” She batted her eyelashes at me to show she was kidding. Uh, oh! I feel like I'm going to be saying uh, oh in this story a lot. Chapter 4 quote:We waited in the outdoor seating area of a Burger King down the street. Just four of us. Ax would have been slightly obvious, and there was no way to trust him in human morph anywhere near grease and salt. Tobias was off scouting out David’s house. I was a big fan of both Hercules and Xena when they were on. I don't know how they'd hold up today, but I think they were both self consciously campy enough that they'd still be good quote:“Okay, that does it.” I stuck my elbow up on the table, arm upright in the arm-wrestling position. “Let’s go. Come on, let’s settle this once and for all.” Uh, oh. So just to sum it up. They've got to get the box from David and at the same time keep the Yeerks from taking over world leaders...except they've already taken over one, and nobody knows who.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 05:15 |
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Tony Blair is totally the Controller
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 05:31 |
it's Yeltsin the Yeerk was totally ineffective because of the alcohol
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 06:07 |
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Freelancer already did the "the German leader has a slug in his body and would like to share it with the Americans, British, and Japanese" plot anyway. So it's probably not Gerhard Schröder.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 06:16 |
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I can't believe KA just ejected Canada from her faux G7. Also, wouldn't it be a fairly safe bet that it's not the POTUS? Also, does anyone else find it weird that Ax doesn't always attend their meetings? Marco says so here, there was a book recently where he didn't show up to one, and I think he didn't bother to come on a mission back in 14 or something. What else does he have to be doing? I remember very clearly that the blurbs describing the group as "the Animorphs and Ax" drove some people up the wall (he's clearly an Animorph! He gets equal narratorial prominence with Tobias!) but KA said that was just an early oversight which Scholastic then didn't want to change because of consistency.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 08:11 |
freebooter posted:Also, does anyone else find it weird that Ax doesn't always attend their meetings? Marco says so here, there was a book recently where he didn't show up to one, and I think he didn't bother to come on a mission back in 14 or something. What else does he have to be doing?
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 08:49 |
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freebooter posted:I can't believe KA just ejected Canada from her faux G7. No Yeerk could possibly handle being inside Jean Chrétien.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 09:06 |
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The reasons Yeerks don't seem to infest politicians that often when its the obvious move is that the volunteers immediately eject from the brains calling them too hosed up to deal with.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 11:11 |
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“A simple incident of random chance” that results in a critical weapon being preserved for later use sure sounds like Ellimist fuckery.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 13:37 |
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ANOTHER SCORCHER posted:“A simple incident of random chance” that results in a critical weapon being preserved for later use sure sounds like Ellimist fuckery. David mentioned that he found it in an alcove and that it looked like somebody placed it there. It was definitely the Ellimist doing a totally not direct-intervention.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 18:33 |
I wouldnt be so sure it was the Ellimist.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 18:55 |
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What I had imagined was an explosion blasted the cube into the wall. It would probably mean that the cube is a hard as a cannonball though. I wonder if the Yeerks know what an Escafil device looks like and if they knew Elfangor would have one.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 21:51 |
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In my opinion Cinnabon doesn't actually exist, because it seems ludicrous to have such a hyper-specialised store and because in all the vast amounts of American pop culture I've consumed in my life, I've only seen it referenced in two things: Animorphs and Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul.
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dungeon cousin posted:I wonder if the Yeerks know what an Escafil device looks like and if they knew Elfangor would have one. The answer is obviously because ~Reasons~ but the idea of an Andalite fighter pilot having one to hand is pretty funny. More so if it's standard kit. "Remember, you must absolutely never share morphing technology with another species - it is our highest law. Now, run through the checklist to make sure all the fighters down in the hangar have their morphing cubes installed."
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freebooter posted:In my opinion Cinnabon doesn't actually exist, because it seems ludicrous to have such a hyper-specialised store and because in all the vast amounts of American pop culture I've consumed in my life, I've only seen it referenced in two things: Animorphs and Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul. If I was any good at photoshop I'd have a yellow mustang driven by an Andalite pulling up to a Cinnabon drive thru staffed by Saul.
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freebooter posted:In my opinion Cinnabon doesn't actually exist, because it seems ludicrous to have such a hyper-specialised store and because in all the vast amounts of American pop culture I've consumed in my life, I've only seen it referenced in two things: Animorphs and Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul. They were more common in the 90s. At least where I live (Florida, California's meth-ier cousin) for a good while there was reliably a Cinnabon in every shopping mall and airport. Coincidentally I haven't been to a shopping mall or airport since the 90s.
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# ? Apr 11, 2021 03:21 |
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Animorphs-Book 20-The Discovery, Chapter 5quote:Erek left and the four of us just sat there staring at each other. None of us wanted to think about a world where the presidents of the United States and most of the other major powers were slaves of the Yeerks. This was in 1998, so I'm assuming this is in reference to Superman Red/Superman Blue. Long story short, Superman became some energy being or something and had to wear this suit to keep lighting from coming out of his body. Then he split into two Supermen, one who was cautious and one who was decisive. I don't think it did all that well. quote:I began to focus on the morph. This was an airmail job. Bird-time. In through the window, snatch up the box, and zoom right back out. Good save, I guess? I liked the "Are you kids doing drugs?" line. Chapter 6 quote:David lived in a basic kind of home: two stories, a lawn, a backyard with a barbecue and a rusty swing set. Also a pool. So, Marco lost a fight with a housecat, Tobias has a concussion, Rachel made the least subtle entrance ever, and they're being threatened by a kid with a gun. Sure, getting the cube back is going to be easy.
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# ? Apr 11, 2021 03:22 |
JFC Tobias TAKE SOME drat INITIATIVE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
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# ? Apr 11, 2021 03:46 |
Should one of them morph a dog and distract the kid? Nah just fly into the window
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# ? Apr 11, 2021 06:14 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:JFC Tobias TAKE SOME drat INITIATIVE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT Jake's Mr. Bigtime Leaderman. If he wanted Tobias to take the cube if he saw the chance and not just recon and report straight back he should have said so.
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# ? Apr 11, 2021 06:42 |
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Visser Three somehow finds out about the cube, goes to claim it for himself, gets shot by a kid.
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# ? Apr 11, 2021 10:09 |
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Fuschia tude posted:Jake's Mr. Bigtime Leaderman. If he wanted Tobias to take the cube if he saw the chance and not just recon and report straight back he should have said so. I immediately thought it was a good thing he didn't because I remembered something going wrong, but I was confusing it with the booby trapped windows at the rich guy's mansion in 16 that Rachel gets caught in. Tobias never would have made Marco's rookie mistake that led to this blunder. C U B E recovered, mission accomplished, book over.
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I think it is well established at this point that the Animorphs are terrible at both, planning and executing a plan.
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