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andalite feels like the one kids would rush to pick, so it's probably the trap option, right?
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:57 |
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Joke’s on all you fuckers, they’re BOTH the trap morph! The Next Passage – Chapter 9 (Andalite) quote:<Go for it!> Jake yells. The Next Passage – Chapter 10 (Komodo dragon) quote:<Attack!> Jake yells. The rare “both choices lead to a game over” story fork. You gotta love it! So now we have to go back all the way to Decision Point 3A where our choices are:
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# ? May 18, 2023 23:22 |
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nine-gear crow posted:The rare “both choices lead to a game over” story fork. You gotta love it! So now we have to go back all the way to Decision Point 3A where our choices are: Dammit, I knew I should’ve voted Team Bird…
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# ? May 19, 2023 04:25 |
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I appologize for speeding things up somewhat exponentially, but I can tell everyone just wants this to be over with as much as I do too. Fear not though, we’re on the home stretch. The Next Passage – Chapter 11 quote:You’re behind Jake, Cassie, and Marco as their bodies begin to grow muscles, fur, and claws. You can hear Tobias’s wings fluttering above you as he gains altitude. On the plus side, we at least get to use the fly morph this time and it’s NOT a death morph like it was in The First Journey, so hooray for small victories. The Next Passage – Chapter 12 quote:You find an Iskoort guide. A place to hide. Our penultimate Decision Point, after this there’s one more choice and then we’re done completely. What will You Two morph to get away from the poison gas?
Tobias, or Toby. Choose wisely. In the meanwhile, if you're looking for another great Let's Read thread to act as a companion piece of Everworld, check out Let's Read the Chronicles of Prydain by Wahad. It's a really good thread for a really good series of books.
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# ? May 19, 2023 07:42 |
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Hawk, let the thermals bring us home one last time.
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# ? May 19, 2023 08:20 |
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Hawk, let the thermals bring us home one last time. Is it too early to call 1-0 a "majority" decision?
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# ? May 19, 2023 17:32 |
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Hawk
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# ? May 19, 2023 17:39 |
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sure, let's rock out with our hawk out.
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# ? May 19, 2023 18:12 |
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HAWK Thank you for guiding us through this very dumb book. We honor your sacrifice.
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# ? May 19, 2023 18:23 |
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Hawk was in fact the correct choice, well done thread! It’s not the final morph of the Let’s Read, sadly the fly gets that distinction*, but for it being our final morph choice, it’s incredibly appropriate. Choosing Hork-Bajir, for the record, results in You Two plummeting to their death and splattering on the ground because while Hork-Bajir claws are great for climbing trees and rending flesh, they can’t penetrate Iskoort Legoland hyperplastic so they just slide down the side of a building at terminal velocity. The Next Passage – Chapter 13 quote:The stench of poison is growing stronger by the second. Amazing, at the end of the last part of the last book of the Let’s Read, after two whole duds with nothing going on, finally something interesting happens. Cassie is dead, it’s all You Two’s fault, and Rachel is absolutely pissed at them for playing a role in the death of her best friend Melissa Chapman… who? Again, it’s another little moment where the ghostwriter remembered that this character is functionally supposed to be David...-ish, so they do the natural thing and set up a conflict with Rachel… right on the cusp of the final choice of the A-Side of the book. This is our final Decision Point of the book. We have two choices of how to react to Rachel’s request to continue doing what the book has done so far and agree to just be sidelined so the actual Animorphs can solve the problem:
One choice leads to death. One choice leads to an ending that’ll make you wish You’d died. Let’s end this.
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# ? May 19, 2023 20:48 |
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Refuse. One, actively choosing to do nothing and let the real protagonists handle it is a really funny option. Two, Cassie's like... sub-temporally grounded or something, she'll undo any timeline that's too messed up and be fine. :P
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# ? May 20, 2023 16:28 |
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frick you Rachel, we do what we want! Refuse
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# ? May 20, 2023 20:19 |
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The good news about these choices being all binaries is that we can end this all at once, so let’s just blow through the remaining two chapters and unseen death choices and call it a thread, shall we? The Next Passage – Chapter 16 quote:Someone shakes you awake in the middle of the night. Ax. <Gas!> he says in thought-speak. <Use your fly morph. We have to get out.> What the goddamn monstrous gently caress? Just when you thought this book couldn’t get any more spiteful, huh? So on Rachel’s bloodlust-fueled judgment alone, all five surviving mainstay Animorphs plus Erek unanimously decided effectively murder You Two for the crime of not even actually being responsible for Cassie’s death. It was her own compassion and concern for them that got her killed. Actually, it's a fitting end for Cassie if she were ever to actually die for real in the story; her main strength being used against her and becoming a fatal flaw at the wrong moment. I almost don't want to give the book credit for it, it's that weirdly good. Like, I get trying to do a callback to David’s fate in The Solution, but if you’re gonna do that, at least make it so the reader character is 100% dead to rights responsible for Cassie’s death instead of just being a by-stander to it. Like say in a moment of panic they use Cassie as a shield against the Howlers and that gets her killed or something. What a way to draw this thread to a close, by making you absolutely hate the Animorphs because they all turned into insane murderers who tricked an otherwise innocent, hapless child into a mind-shattered slow death as a fly because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time. It takes all the nuance of what happened to David and strips it all way to just speedrun it right to the ending. You think that’s lovely? Well strap in, because the “correct” final chapter is even shitter: The Next Passage – Chapter 14 quote:“Fine,” you say. “I promise not to take any more chances.” … The Next Passage – Chapter 15 quote:Iskoort world vanishes. Simply disappears. And that’s it. That’s where the book ends. So what was THIS version of the Ellimist’s lesson supposed to be, anyway? I get the impression that we did this book in reverse order and it’s supposed to go A then B, because the A-Side ending is clearly the Bad Ending compared to the B-Side one at the very least. Neither of them are good endings in terms of writing quality, but at least the B-Side ending is better in terms of circumstance. In the A-Side ending, the Ellimist is a prick and changes the terms of his deal with You Two in order to basically force Cassie back to life and back on the board at the cost of their parents. So they get to live on as a part of the Animorphs with their parents still either dead or infested and their life a smoking ruin of what it once was, unable to live openly in human society because the Yeerks still know who they are and now the Animorphs don’t like or trust them anymore because they all remember that they allegedly got Cassie killed, even if Cassie doesn’t. At least in the B-Side ending, they get deposited back to before they ever encountered the morphing cube with the knowledge of what’s going to happen if they pick it up, so they can at least avoid that fate now with their family intact. So that was the main plot of Alternamorphs #2 The Next Passage. Thank you, Emily Costello, I now absolutely hate the Animorphs. Good job. I can absolutely see now why they killed off this sub-series at only two books because they were probably the worst books in the whole franchise by far. I can easily imagine what few kids who actually read the first one being so absolutely turned off by it that they didn’t even bother trying out the second one, and just as well because woof, what a stinker this one was. Now let’s close things out with everyone’s favorite thing in the world: the pointless death montage! The Next Passage – Chapter 26 (B-Side Decision Point #3, Wolf) quote:You roll. Stumble to your feet. Cause of death: T-Rex. The Next Passage – Chapter 17 (A-Side Decision Point #4A, Hork-Bajir) quote:Erek, Guide, and Tobias watch impatiently as the rest of you morph. Cause of death: stupidity followed by falling. And that is, regrettably, it. 64 books up, 64 books down. We have now read the entirety of Animorphs cover-to-cover. 3 years, 2 months, 4 days and we’re finally done. I once again want to thank Epicurius for starting this whole thread in the first place and for his amazing effort in the face of some incredible challenges to see it through to the end, and for being gracious enough to let me take it over for the… victory(?) lap of the COYAs. Again, if you have somehow missed all my prior badgering about it, please go check out the Everworld let’s read he’s currently helming now. And to everyone who’s still here reading this at the end of the end of the end, thank you for sticking with the thread all the way through. Hit the music, Jimmy! (for Cody) nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 06:04 on May 21, 2023 |
# ? May 21, 2023 05:05 |
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Incredible. What an absolutely bullshit book on all metrics. Terrible as a CYOA. Awkward handling of trying to force us into being David, but not really, because You Two didn't actually do anything malicious. Weird rehashes of previous plots without giving the "player character" any actual agency, or really making an attempt to shoehorn You in there at all. It's a shame, because I feel like there's a good core idea in an Animorphs CYOA, or even something more gamebook-ish like a Fighting Fantasy. Too bad we got this steaming pile instead. Thanks for showing it off and letting me relive my preteen disappointment, nine-gear crow! And thanks once again to Epicurious for the whole thread (and Everworld)!
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# ? May 21, 2023 05:54 |
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We also accomplished nothing? Like we went through... most of David's recruitment book before the Ellimist throws a hissy and forces us to go to do an incredibly abbreviated Iskoort/Howler book (which is explicitly an adventure the Animorphs had already completed) or do uh the bit of Megamorphs 2 that happens before the plot kicks in and then arbitrarily end them. Like for all the poo poo we gave You 1 and the first Altermorphs at least they like did stuff? They had a dog fight with Visser 3 at least which was pretty funny. Zore fucked around with this message at 06:00 on May 21, 2023 |
# ? May 21, 2023 05:58 |
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After the first CYOA I just kinda started skimming. Y'all weren't kidding when you said they fuckin sucked. This has been a great three years of revisiting some books I loved as a kid. Thanks for the thread, Epicurius. And for the finale, nine-gear crow!
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# ? May 21, 2023 06:05 |
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Zore posted:We also accomplished nothing? Like we went through... most of David's recruitment book before the Ellimist throws a hissy and forces us to go to do an incredibly abbreviated Iskoort/Howler book (which is explicitly an adventure the Animorphs had already completed) or do uh the bit of Megamorphs 2 that happens before the plot kicks in and then arbitrarily end them. Yeah, it's weird how the first book was actually somehow the better of the two of them, because it gave you more choices, a better variety of morphs, and some degree of agency, and the chance to humiliate Visser Three at the climax of his weird and stupid plan. I don't even know what to make of the second book except that it actually kind of started pissing me off to even continue with it the further into it we went. Which is a shame because you'd think a book where the premise is effectively "You're David, try to get out of your run-in with the Animorphs alive and intact" would have been an absolute ripper of a book, no?
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# ? May 21, 2023 06:09 |
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Great series, thanks for the trip down memory lane. Every 3 days is easy mode. It should be a week instead between kandronas. Rachael didn't get merged together correctly after the starfish incident. If I morphed my wisdom teeth would ruin me. Just nothlit the auxiliary animorphs as other kids and give them lasers. Give the free hork bajirs morphing and have them only morph other hbs in case they get wounded. Same for the parents. They really should have a stash of stolen dracon beams by the end. I guess because it's a children's series they can't have too many guns. But several times an animorph will use a knabbed dracon to save everyone's lives, then immediately drop it for no reason. They can just leave them on stun! Much more kid friendly than looping off limbs or ripping someone's throat out. I thought those two andalites hiding in town were just one that was morphing the other. Shame we didn't see them again. There were a few minor friends of the animorphs that just get forgotten. I guess they get glassed after the train bomb. I think it's a mistake that morphing heals your original body. Morphing should give you a free body to get limbs cut off, but the papercut you got on your main body should still be there when you demorph. I think that would be a reason why andalites have any vecols at all, they can't fix their original bodies. If you are mortally wounded, you can die in your own body, or you can get trapped as a nothlit in a different creature's form. Which gives more stigma to nothlits. And this would give them a reason to be in morph, instead of staying in their base andalite form.
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# ? Jun 1, 2023 01:51 |
IPlayVideoGames posted:It really sucks to type this, and I’m sorry this announcement was delayed but I don’t really use the forums for anything other than occasional shitposting and I didn’t even know this thread existed. It somehow doesn’t feel real yet either, but I suppose grief is a journey down a winding dark road. Words fail.
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 21:07 |
Well gently caress. I didn't realize this article was a warning. https://thespinoff.co.nz/media/02-09-2018/i-read-all-54-animorphs-books-in-five-days-and-it-almost-killed-me/
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 21:27 |
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oh, gently caress. I know he had mentioned dealing with heart issues earlier in the thread, but I had hoped his return meant that he was on the mend. that's just terrible. condolences to his friends and family, and I'll definitely miss seeing him around the forums.
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 21:48 |
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I'm just happy he was able to make it all the way through Animorphs, so he at least got to see that through completely. He was a good man.
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 22:06 |
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drat, condolences to his family. Really hoped he was doing better after that hospital stay.
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 15:10 |
Oh no. I was hoping he was on the mend after his last hospital stay.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 01:51 |
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That really, really sucks. It feels corny as hell but I really looked forward to the Animorphs updates and chapters through some particularly lovely times. So, im grateful for him, and I'm so sorry for his family's loss.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 02:04 |
mods goldmine this thread
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 15:53 |
Soonmot posted:mods goldmine this thread Seems fitting. I'll leave it here for a bit longer for anyone to post any final thoughts they have before goldmining it.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 16:42 |
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He'll be sorely missed.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 17:13 |
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I'll miss this thread and Epicurious.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 17:26 |
I’ll just echo what others have said that this thread has made the last few years that much less lovely. The fact that Epi stuck with us in spite of his health struggles is amazing. There is never a good time for something like this to happen, but I am so glad we all got to finish out the series together.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 22:32 |
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quote:"You were brave. You were strong. You were good. You mattered."
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 00:38 |
I regret not posting more while chapters were actively posted, it was a treat each day to reread my favorite book series. You were a great dude Epicurius. I'm not good with paint but hope this looks nice enough.
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 02:59 |
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I grew up reading Animorphs as a child in the 90s, and to this day I cannot see or hear the word "thermals" without instantly thinking about Animorphs. Now that will be forever linked to Epicurius too. Thanks for everything, Epi. You made the pandemic years a lot easier I love this, would be happy to buy it as a gangtag for others to use
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 03:06 |
HonorableTB posted:I grew up reading Animorphs as a child in the 90s, and to this day I cannot see or hear the word "thermals" without instantly thinking about Animorphs. Now that will be forever linked to Epicurius too. Thanks for everything, Epi. You made the pandemic years a lot easier I would like this gangtag
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 03:11 |
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I totally skipped Animorphs growing up, I was just a few years outside the target so never even gave it a second look. Was a super cool thing to look forward to during the pandemic and now I'll forever have thermals on the brain. Dunno if it'll ever matter, but thanks Epi.
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 03:15 |
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This was an excellent thread, written and curated with great care. I think all of us, in our wanderings around the forums, learnt pretty soon that the name "Epicurius" next to a post always indicates something worth reading.
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 04:39 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:I would like this gangtag This is gonna be really dumb but I forgot how to gangtag since I'm used to just having them given to me by a mod haha. If someone can remind me of the process I'll pay for the upload
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 04:46 |
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This series has had a special place in my heart for decades, so I'll always be thankful to Epicurius for showing it off in depth and sharing his thoughts or other bits of wisdom on them and related to them. Whenever I think about the books from now on, I'll always think of him too. And I'm eternally grateful to him that he let me finish things off for him and tackle the two COYA books in his stead. I get why he didn't want to do them, they sucked, but I had a lot of fun mocking them for being awful. He didn't post much about them, but I hope he enjoyed seeing my take on them. It's strange thinking about how something you wrote could have been one of the last things someone read. I hope he's at peace now.
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 06:28 |
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Hell of a thread, hell of a poster
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 06:53 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:57 |
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Kazzah posted:Hell of a thread, hell of a poster Sad it ended this way. Thanks for the thread (and the thermals), Epicurius.
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 07:02 |