Whats the appeal of double penetration for men? Is it the dicks?

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wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Your Shoes posted:

In the south they just end up fisting their sister

FTFY

# ? May 20, 2020 12:56

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:33

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i only really like doubly penetrating my partners with other parts of my own body tbh so i guess theres at least one dick involved, potentially

# ? May 20, 2020 13:47

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Pontificating rear end posted:

It's like watching someone accomplish a feat, if I see a girl getting DP'd I say nod and say "good for you"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

"That'll do, pig"

# ? May 20, 2020 13:49

Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

The real answer to the thread question is that they probably saw it in a porn once and decided they�d look like a cool dude who has cool sex if they could say that they�d done it themselves.

# ? May 20, 2020 14:06

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Chrs posted:

The real answer to the thread question is that they probably saw it in a porn once and decided they�d look like a cool dude who has cool sex if they could say that they�d done it themselves.

I prefer having so-called "uncool sex", to be perfectly honest.

# ? May 20, 2020 14:40

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

The best part of waking up
is two dicks in your butt

# ? May 20, 2020 14:43

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

I prefer having so-called "uncool sex", to be perfectly honest.

i like connecting w my partner emotionally in a mutual way so that there is some possibility for intimacy beyond slip n slide

My Shoes posted:

The best part of waking up
is 2 dicks in 1 butt

cmon kid, put your thinkin shoes on you were almost there

# ? May 20, 2020 14:46

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Statutory Ape posted:

i like connecting w my partner emotionally in a mutual way so that there is some possibility for intimacy beyond slip n slide

My fetish is holding hands with my partner and telling her that I love her.

# ? May 20, 2020 14:50

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

Statutory Ape posted:

i like connecting w my partner emotionally in a mutual way so that there is some possibility for intimacy beyond slip n slide

cmon kid, put your thinkin shoes on you were almost there

I haven't had my DP yet this morning, so I am not fully awake yet.

# ? May 20, 2020 14:52

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

My fetish is holding hands with my partner and telling her that I love her.

i know its really nice i get you

# ? May 20, 2020 14:52

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

My Shoes posted:

What do guys do to decide? rock paper scissors? slap fight? pick a number from a hat?

When they are broing out do they highfive once they get the holes chosen and get goin?

In any civilized dp culture, it is so that the owner of the holes decides what goes and where. This is the natural way of the dp. Further, as a general dp rule, the fattest of the members stays the furthest of the buttholioo. Really, this is basic stuff, I see you're no dp connoisseur :boom:

# ? May 20, 2020 15:11

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i dont think dp culture is for me

# ? May 20, 2020 15:12

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Statutory Ape posted:

i dont think dp culture is for me

I'm going to start a SP movement to bring light to the problems many of us experience in these tough times.

# ? May 20, 2020 15:16

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

In any civilized dp culture, it is so that the owner of the holes decides what goes and where. This is the natural way of the dp. Further, as a general dp rule, the fattest of the members stays the furthest of the buttholioo. Really, this is basic stuff, I see you're no dp connoisseur

Im so ashamed

I have indeed been schooled.

# ? May 20, 2020 15:35

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Statutory Ape posted:

i dont think dp culture is for me

I�ve grown to like it. Posting moratorium lifted in solidarity

# ? May 20, 2020 15:38

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

Burt Sexual posted:

I�ve grown to like it. Posting moratorium lifted in solidarity

my sacrifice was worth it!

I sacrificed my freedom for double penetration!

My Shoes fucked around with this message at 16:03 on May 20, 2020

# ? May 20, 2020 16:00

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

My Shoes posted:

my sacrifice was worth it!

I sacrificed my freedom for double penetration!

phrasing

# ? May 20, 2020 16:15

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Dp should always be accompanied by appropriate music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHZ80ezXCpA

Edit: found a better one

# ? May 20, 2020 16:21

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

My Shoes posted:

my sacrifice was worth it!

I sacrificed my freedom for double penetration!

A true hero :911:

# ? May 20, 2020 16:22

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

My Shoes posted:

my sacrifice was worth it!

I sacrificed my freedom for double penetration!

Thread veers towards bdsm

# ? May 20, 2020 16:23

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

All I got was this lousy prolapse

# ? May 20, 2020 16:31

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

i wanted to be probed with the dog jail pic :mad:

now i just look like some deviant posting in a double penetration thread

# ? May 20, 2020 17:30

Buschmaki: Dec 26, 2012; ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

Dick in the rear end while he's beatin up the pussy :cool:

# ? May 20, 2020 17:34

Your Shoes: May 6, 2020; by Reene

Teamwork makes the DPream work

# ? May 20, 2020 17:40

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

op I found this thoughtful discussion that might answer your questions

:nws:

DP stands for double penetration and it’s something only a woman can feel because they are the only ones with two fuckholes, of course. And also because a man can have fun in a threesome with two girls, but he could never gently caress both at the same time. So if that’s hot for men, imagine how amazing it is for girls to get hosed not by one, but by two cocks at the same time! It’s like Heaven on Earth! I think society has reached a point in which this doesn’t come as a surprise and there’s no need to call these girls sluts, because everyone should enjoy the pleasure of having sex with two of the opposite sex at the same time! Let me tell you something about DP: it’s loving awesome! Have you already seen a girl getting her pussy and rear end in a top hat hosed at the same time by two different studs sending their cocks in simultaneously in each hole while the bitch wails, moans and even screams out of pleasure asking for more? drat! It’s one hot-rear end scene! I cannot even begin to imagine the amount of pleasure they're getting, but sure as gently caress it's intense to look at. These babes can really take a pounding! Two big fat cocks hard as a rock being rammed balls deep into her cock pockets at the same time while talking dirty is something that will most definitely make your yogurt gun go off in absolutely no time! Here we have many pornstars that have won awards for best double penetration scene. Imagine that! Really hot stuff, man! I don't know what is it about it that turns us guys so wild, cus after all the girls are the ones getting all the pleasure, but it gives us pleasure too just to look at and it's rad and hot as gently caress! Here we've got plenty of material on that, so just feel free to browse our site and knock yourself out with this amazing poo poo

# ? May 20, 2020 17:54

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

op I found this thoughtful discussion that might answer your questions

DP stands for double penetration and it’s something only a woman can feel because they are the only ones with two fuckholes, of course. And also because a man can have fun in a threesome with two girls, but he could never gently caress both at the same time. So if that’s hot for men, imagine how amazing it is for girls to get hosed not by one, but by two cocks at the same time! It’s like Heaven on Earth! I think society has reached a point in which this doesn’t come as a surprise and there’s no need to call these girls sluts, because everyone should enjoy the pleasure of having sex with two of the opposite sex at the same time! Let me tell you something about DP: it’s loving awesome! Have you already seen a girl getting her pussy and rear end in a top hat hosed at the same time by two different studs sending their cocks in simultaneously in each hole while the bitch wails, moans and even screams out of pleasure asking for more? drat! It’s one hot-rear end scene! I cannot even begin to imagine the amount of pleasure they're getting, but sure as gently caress it's intense to look at. These babes can really take a pounding! Two big fat cocks hard as a rock being rammed balls deep into her cock pockets at the same time while talking dirty is something that will most definitely make your yogurt gun go off in absolutely no time! Here we have many pornstars that have won awards for best double penetration scene. Imagine that! Really hot stuff, man! I don't know what is it about it that turns us guys so wild, cus after all the girls are the ones getting all the pleasure, but it gives us pleasure too just to look at and it's rad and hot as gently caress! Here we've got plenty of material on that, so just feel free to browse our site and knock yourself out with this amazing poo poo

Not only wrong because trans men exist but also because double anal exists. Amateur trash.

# ? May 20, 2020 17:57

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

op I found this thoughtful discussion that might answer your questions

DP stands for double penetration and it’s something only a woman can feel because they are the only ones with two fuckholes, of course. And also because a man can have fun in a threesome with two girls, but he could never gently caress both at the same time. So if that’s hot for men, imagine how amazing it is for girls to get hosed not by one, but by two cocks at the same time! It’s like Heaven on Earth! I think society has reached a point in which this doesn’t come as a surprise and there’s no need to call these girls sluts, because everyone should enjoy the pleasure of having sex with two of the opposite sex at the same time! Let me tell you something about DP: it’s loving awesome! Have you already seen a girl getting her pussy and rear end in a top hat hosed at the same time by two different studs sending their cocks in simultaneously in each hole while the bitch wails, moans and even screams out of pleasure asking for more? drat! It’s one hot-rear end scene! I cannot even begin to imagine the amount of pleasure they're getting, but sure as gently caress it's intense to look at. These babes can really take a pounding! Two big fat cocks hard as a rock being rammed balls deep into her cock pockets at the same time while talking dirty is something that will most definitely make your yogurt gun go off in absolutely no time! Here we have many pornstars that have won awards for best double penetration scene. Imagine that! Really hot stuff, man! I don't know what is it about it that turns us guys so wild, cus after all the girls are the ones getting all the pleasure, but it gives us pleasure too just to look at and it's rad and hot as gently caress! Here we've got plenty of material on that, so just feel free to browse our site and knock yourself out with this amazing poo poo

"Yeah, listen Scott, I'm...I'm just finishing up on this team meeting call so can you stop by later or?"

# ? May 20, 2020 18:26

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

op I found this thoughtful discussion that might answer your questions

DP stands for double penetration and it’s something only a woman can feel because they are the only ones with two fuckholes, of course. And also because a man can have fun in a threesome with two girls, but he could never gently caress both at the same time. So if that’s hot for men, imagine how amazing it is for girls to get hosed not by one, but by two cocks at the same time! It’s like Heaven on Earth! I think society has reached a point in which this doesn’t come as a surprise and there’s no need to call these girls sluts, because everyone should enjoy the pleasure of having sex with two of the opposite sex at the same time! Let me tell you something about DP: it’s loving awesome! Have you already seen a girl getting her pussy and rear end in a top hat hosed at the same time by two different studs sending their cocks in simultaneously in each hole while the bitch wails, moans and even screams out of pleasure asking for more? drat! It’s one hot-rear end scene! I cannot even begin to imagine the amount of pleasure they're getting, but sure as gently caress it's intense to look at. These babes can really take a pounding! Two big fat cocks hard as a rock being rammed balls deep into her cock pockets at the same time while talking dirty is something that will most definitely make your yogurt gun go off in absolutely no time! Here we have many pornstars that have won awards for best double penetration scene. Imagine that! Really hot stuff, man! I don't know what is it about it that turns us guys so wild, cus after all the girls are the ones getting all the pleasure, but it gives us pleasure too just to look at and it's rad and hot as gently caress! Here we've got plenty of material on that, so just feel free to browse our site and knock yourself out with this amazing poo poo

Lube Skywanker says, "amazing, every sentence you just said was wrong."

# ? May 20, 2020 18:44

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

op I found this thoughtful discussion that might answer your questions

DP stands for double penetration and it’s something only a woman can feel because they are the only ones with two fuckholes, of course. And also because a man can have fun in a threesome with two girls, but he could never gently caress both at the same time. So if that’s hot for men, imagine how amazing it is for girls to get hosed not by one, but by two cocks at the same time! It’s like Heaven on Earth! I think society has reached a point in which this doesn’t come as a surprise and there’s no need to call these girls sluts, because everyone should enjoy the pleasure of having sex with two of the opposite sex at the same time! Let me tell you something about DP: it’s loving awesome! Have you already seen a girl getting her pussy and rear end in a top hat hosed at the same time by two different studs sending their cocks in simultaneously in each hole while the bitch wails, moans and even screams out of pleasure asking for more? drat! It’s one hot-rear end scene! I cannot even begin to imagine the amount of .leasure they're getting, but sure as gently caress it's intense to look at. These babes can really take a pounding! Two big fat cocks hard as a rock being rammed balls deep into her cock pockets at the same time while talking dirty is something that will most definitely make your yogurt gun go off in absolutely no time! Here we have many pornstars that have won awards for best double penetration scene. Imagine that! Really hot stuff, man! I don't know what is it about it that turns us guys so wild, cus after all the girls are the ones getting all the pleasure, but it gives us pleasure too just to look at and it's rad and hot as gently caress! Here we've got plenty of material on that, so just feel free to browse our site and knock yourself out with this amazing poo poo

This post is so painfully heteronormative.

# ? May 20, 2020 18:45

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

op I found this thoughtful discussion that might answer your questions

DP stands for double penetration and it’s something only a woman can feel because they are the only ones with two fuckholes, of course. And also because a man can have fun in a threesome with two girls, but he could never gently caress both at the same time. So if that’s hot for men, imagine how amazing it is for girls to get hosed not by one, but by two cocks at the same time! It’s like Heaven on Earth! I think society has reached a point in which this doesn’t come as a surprise and there’s no need to call these girls sluts, because everyone should enjoy the pleasure of having sex with two of the opposite sex at the same time! Let me tell you something about DP: it’s loving awesome! Have you already seen a girl getting her pussy and rear end in a top hat hosed at the same time by two different studs sending their cocks in simultaneously in each hole while the bitch wails, moans and even screams out of pleasure asking for more? drat! It’s one hot-rear end scene! I cannot even begin to imagine the amount of pleasure they're getting, but sure as gently caress it's intense to look at. These babes can really take a pounding! Two big fat cocks hard as a rock being rammed balls deep into her cock pockets at the same time while talking dirty is something that will most definitely make your yogurt gun go off in absolutely no time! Here we have many pornstars that have won awards for best double penetration scene. Imagine that! Really hot stuff, man! I don't know what is it about it that turns us guys so wild, cus after all the girls are the ones getting all the pleasure, but it gives us pleasure too just to look at and it's rad and hot as gently caress! Here we've got plenty of material on that, so just feel free to browse our site and knock yourself out with this amazing poo poo

Just LOL if you aren't able to gently caress two girls at the same time. (hello ..use toys much?)

and who said DP has to be two different guys? (again toys)

also i can find two fuckholes on a guy. (more uses for toys)

use some creativity and common sense op!

# ? May 20, 2020 18:53

Your Shoes: May 6, 2020; by Reene

Why has no one told me, a man, of my second gently caress hole

# ? May 20, 2020 18:57

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

Your Shoes posted:

Why has no one told me, a man, of my second gently caress hole

Actually there are three fuckholes. Go like this with your fingers:

:discourse:

# ? May 20, 2020 19:01

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

My Shoes posted:

Actually there are three fuckholes. Go like this with your fingers:

How many dicks can a man take? Two in the butt, two in the mouth, one in each hand, one in each arm pit, one for each foot...

Really the only limit you have is how many bodies you can get into proper position.

# ? May 20, 2020 19:33

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

op I found this thoughtful discussion that might answer your questions

DP stands for double penetration and it’s something only a woman can feel because they are the only ones with two fuckholes, of course. And also because a man can have fun in a threesome with two girls, but he could never gently caress both at the same time. So if that’s hot for men, imagine how amazing it is for girls to get hosed not by one, but by two cocks at the same time! It’s like Heaven on Earth! I think society has reached a point in which this doesn’t come as a surprise and there’s no need to call these girls sluts, because everyone should enjoy the pleasure of having sex with two of the opposite sex at the same time! Let me tell you something about DP: it’s loving awesome! Have you already seen a girl getting her pussy and rear end in a top hat hosed at the same time by two different studs sending their cocks in simultaneously in each hole while the bitch wails, moans and even screams out of pleasure asking for more? drat! It’s one hot-rear end scene! I cannot even begin to imagine the amount of pleasure they're getting, but sure as gently caress it's intense to look at. These babes can really take a pounding! Two big fat cocks hard as a rock being rammed balls deep into her cock pockets at the same time while talking dirty is something that will most definitely make your yogurt gun go off in absolutely no time! Here we have many pornstars that have won awards for best double penetration scene. Imagine that! Really hot stuff, man! I don't know what is it about it that turns us guys so wild, cus after all the girls are the ones getting all the pleasure, but it gives us pleasure too just to look at and it's rad and hot as gently caress! Here we've got plenty of material on that, so just feel free to browse our site and knock yourself out with this amazing poo poo

The voice of this paragraph is something else.

HEY MAN, LIKE FOR REAL THOUGH DUDE, WOW, COCK POCKETS

# ? May 20, 2020 20:11

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

You loving vanilla dorks not stuff dicks into earholes? Lol.

# ? May 20, 2020 20:26

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

My Shoes posted:

Just LOL if you aren't able to gently caress two girls at the same time. (hello ..use toys much?)

i think u posted this in the wrong thraed

# ? May 20, 2020 23:20

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:33

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

Statutory Ape posted:

i think u posted this in the wrong thraed

Poor OP in virgin thread - I don't think he is ready for that yet. :P

# ? May 20, 2020 23:35

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