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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Ive been drinking beers since dayb1! Godbdamn dude! Imma runn wouteventully holy shiryt.

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deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

do you guys need me to make you weekly menus and grocery lists with recipes so you don't eat yourselves half to death then starve

Yes, please. I'm a huge retard and I don't know how to cook. I'm also very picky. What are easy recipes that don't taste like poo poo or have vegetables in them? (I'm fine eating vegetables by themselves). How the gently caress do I make bread? What can I do with all these potatoes besides baking them, also how do I bake a potato without a microwave? I don't know what I am doing.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
I just ate a whole jar of.chipped beef

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

What else am I gonna do with all this pasta, eggs, milk and bread
GETFAT2020

feller
Jul 5, 2006


ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Ive been drinking beers since dayb1! Godbdamn dude! Imma runn wouteventully holy shiryt.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






I had swiss cake rolls for dinner, am I doing this right

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

JK Fresco posted:

I just ate a whole jar of.chipped beef

I put in a whole lot of effort carefully chipping that beef and you ate it. Meet me at the Kroger parking lot for combat

naem
May 29, 2011

jogged for the first one in a week

e:

deadeyez posted:

Yes, please. I'm a huge retard and I don't know how to cook. I'm also very picky. What are easy recipes that don't taste like poo poo or have vegetables in them? (I'm fine eating vegetables by themselves). How the gently caress do I make bread? What can I do with all these potatoes besides baking them, also how do I bake a potato without a microwave? I don't know what I am doing.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Pressure cookers are good for potatoes and everything except green salad

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

My Shoes posted:

I have been riding my bike everyday. I like to ride around with a bunch of wine and stop for drinks and people watching every so often.. ive past many hours of my quarantine doing it so far.. it helps keep the lbs off i suppose
yesterday i rode my bike REALLY fast

my favorite beer in existence is when i get back from a 2 hour power session and slam a crispy tall boy in one go

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

numberoneposter posted:

yesterday i rode my bike REALLY fast

Be careful

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its ok im an expert

honestly with how little traffic there is right now i have the whole drat road its super safe actually

even downtown i was blasting through stop lights because its loving dead

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

numberoneposter posted:

its ok im an expert

honestly with how little traffic there is right now i have the whole drat road its super safe actually

even downtown i was blasting through stop lights because its loving dead

I worry for your safety

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I worry for your safety
its ok im wearing protection

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

numberoneposter posted:

its ok im wearing protection


Good I will be thinking about you and your safety

naem
May 29, 2011

those glasses are no joke

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

naem posted:

those glasses are no joke
cyclist express themselves through socks and sunglasses

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

naem posted:

those glasses are no joke

Safety is no laughing matter

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
drat, those cyberpunk glasses are awesome.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

numberoneposter posted:

cyclist express themselves through socks and sunglasses

post ur socks

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

numberoneposter posted:

yesterday i rode my bike REALLY fast

my favorite beer in existence is when i get back from a 2 hour power session and slam a crispy tall boy in one go

god its the best. did that today :)

numberoneposter posted:

its ok im an expert

honestly with how little traffic there is right now i have the whole drat road its super safe actually

even downtown i was blasting through stop lights because its loving dead

Yup. same.

I was on my bike from like 2:30 this afternoon until about 9pm. was w a girlfriend. we made periodic stops at friends houses downtown and slammed ciders during our stops.


(btw you know booger baby is fuckin w you right? :P)

My Shoes fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Mar 23, 2020

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I know this isn't my first rodeo. :clint:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

I've got my stationary bike on the covered part of my back porch I use.

I've actually lost several pounds from not eating much because stress takes away my appetite.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Wifi Toilet posted:

post ur socks

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Why your feet so far away

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Lots of gross paleskins om these forums

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


bikes are cool and fun, nice idea

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba
these quarantines are makin me thirsty!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

JK Fresco posted:

Lots of gross paleskins om these forums
wtf you want me to do you loving racist???? i get as much UV exposure as possible in the part of world that i live. just be lucky that i tan. my brother doesnt. he just gets more freckles (different father)

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Mar 23, 2020

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Hardon Crime posted:

these quarantines are makin me thirsty!

what's the deal with airline thermometers?

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empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Do it ironically posted:

OP missed a sure shot by saying, a lot of pounds as in dollars as I’m not spending out and about

3/10 wouldn’t click again

I dunno, I'll click on a 3/10 a couple times. You never know

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