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What will be the highlight of tonight's show?
This poll is closed.
Roman and Goldberg contract signing 0 0%
Rob Gronkowski screaming excitedly into an empty building 2 22.22%
Otis getting pinned clean by the Skull Crushing Finale 0 0%
Daniel Bryan hijacks the show and calls for Full Communism now 3 33.33%
gently caress it, they just replay Backlash 2000 and hope nobody notices. 4 44.44%
Total: 9 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDJ9JZ-FpII
  • Roman and Goldberg sign their contracts for their Wrestlemania matches.
  • Rob Gronkowski will be on the show.
  • Miz and Morrison defend their tag team titles in a non-title, meaningless tag team match against Heavy Machinery

That's it. Several days after AEW Dynamite showed how to put on a compelling full 2 hour wrestling show in an empty arena, WWE still hasn't bothered advertising or putting together ANYTHING for their show. The one match scheduled for tonight wasn't even included in the video preview.

Will there be anything else on the show? A PPV replay? Backstage interviews? Anything? We don't know!

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Mar 21, 2020

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
My prediction is I'll watch for 30-60 minutes before getting bored and deciding to continue my rewatch of Last Man on Earth, an appropriate show for these trying times.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"TOO BIG FOR ONE NIGHT" :lol:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
My hours were cut down at work due to the Rona, so I'm going to watch this terrible show!!!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Hahaha. This already sucks so bad. I love it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Baron Corbin. That'll put butts in seats.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Who's going to pop the 'rona first and cancel WWE forever?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Isn't Corbin wearing knee pads right now

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
This has the air of a hastily thrown together college improv show, non-existent audience and all.

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

Iron Crowned posted:

Who's going to pop the 'rona first and cancel WWE forever?

the undertaker is definitely going to red robin to stick it to the liberal scientists

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Barry Bluejeans posted:

This has the air of a hastily thrown together college improv show, non-existent audience and all.

Bryan Alvarez has been ranting about it with good reason, but it's crazy how they're still shooting their shows EXACTLY the same as they would if a crowd was there, which continually highlights that NOBODY is there. Plus all the wrestlers are all still being forced to play to the crowd... that isn't there.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Jerusalem posted:

Bryan Alvarez has been ranting about it with good reason, but it's crazy how they're still shooting their shows EXACTLY the same as they would if a crowd was there, which continually highlights that NOBODY is there. Plus all the wrestlers are all still being forced to play to the crowd... that isn't there.

I mean, I get last week, because of how quickly everything went down, but they really do need to adapt to the current situation.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Barry Bluejeans posted:

This has the air of a hastily thrown together college improv show, non-existent audience and all.

It really does. All the way down to awkward line delivery, waiting for reactions that aren't there and someone in a leftover Halloween costume.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Iron Crowned posted:

I mean, I get last week, because of how quickly everything went down, but they really do need to adapt to the current situation.

Especially given that AEW just demonstrated admirably how to make an empty arena work. But that would require WWE to acknowledge that somebody is doing something better than them.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You know what might have been nice, advertising that we were gonna get Daniel Bryan and Drew Gulak vs. Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura tonight.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Just let these guys wrestle for the whole show.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
The 5 lamest guys, all in one place

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Iron Crowned posted:

The 5 lamest guys, all in one place

Oh you must be behind, the segment with Cole, Gronk, Mojo, Corbin and Elias finished awhile ago.

Edit: CESARO STRONK!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Jerusalem posted:

Oh you must be behind, the segment with Cole, Gronk, Mojo, Corbin and Elias finished awhile ago.

Edit: CESARO STRONK!

At least they are wrasslin'

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Oh my God quit cutting back to Sami and stay on the match

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
That opening segment was dire but they've at least learned something in booking this match between four guys who know how to work fast and loose and putting Sami on commentary.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
HEY GUYS

PAIGE HERE

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Bryan vs. Sami would own

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hey good, they set up something for next week!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
hahahahaha wtf

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA via Skype.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Sashas outfit :o:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I don't know what Sasha is wearing but I like it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"I did the accent... kinda!" :3:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Why did they reband the women's revolution to the women's evolution anyway

Revolution makes it sound like they were underappreciated and forced their way up, evolution makes it sound like they finally became worth paying attention to

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

And is that really Paige?

e: hahaha Lacey/Bailey again, loving hell

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ARE YOU loving KIDDING, LACEY loving EVANS!?!

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Intruder posted:

Why did they reband the women's revolution to the women's evolution anyway

Revolution makes it sound like they were underappreciated and forced their way up, evolution makes it sound like they finally became worth paying attention to

I think it happened around the time Stephanie McMahon invented women's wrestling.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Tamina

ok

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BITCH

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bayley has to defend the title against 5 women at once. Bayley is the heel.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Dana Brooke has a title match at WrestleMania

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Sasha, Bayley, and Naomi are gonna have to do some heavy lifting

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hey look, it's The Exalted One!

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

why is that man wrestling himself

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