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Spinz posted:I'm totally straight but I've always found puffies amazing and if I was a guy I would have been into them. (Mine are the opposite, lil pencil erasers so maybe that's why who knows.) Controversial nipple opinions ITT
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Puffies and Banana Tits: The 1970s.
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Spinz posted:I always knew I didn't want kids. I don't hate hate them and he wasn't neglected, I exaggerated a little. You were prolly uneasy from the broke brains. Don't lie I know you killed those kids
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What was up with the weird sloped boobs of the 70s and 80s? You don't ever see that any more.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Don't lie I know you killed those kids sad broke brain
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Who What Now posted:What was up with the weird sloped boobs of the 70s and 80s? You don't ever see that any more. Yes you do, and they are nice imo
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Who What Now posted:What was up with the weird sloped boobs of the 70s and 80s? You don't ever see that any more.
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:If I'm being honest, I wouldn't mind seeing a boob or two. Look down.
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# ? Mar 21, 2020 18:17 |
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I found a few of them in a drainage ditch when I was 13 or so and that was one of the best days of my life, unfortunately. They were my secret treasure for years.
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# ? Mar 21, 2020 18:30 |
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Playboy gotta close cause all it's remaining buyers who are so old they don't understand that you can get all the free porn you want free from "the email" are dying from corona virus
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Daikloktos posted:Nah. Back in the day-the day, it was a legitimate gentleman's magazine with a huge impact on style and culture. In High School our curriculum included a short story originally published in Playboy, for instance My high school English teacher was a super conservative, doesn't believe in evolution, nut job Christian, but for some reason she showed us the version of Macbeth produced by Playboy. It's a pretty legit film directed by Roman Polanski, but it was a very odd choice for her. She seemed to be in denial about it, during the opening credits it said "Produced by Hugh Hefner" and everybody laughed so she yelled out, "It's NOT that Hugh Hefner!" (it was that Hugh Hefner). There was a lot of full frontal nudity, you even got to see penis and vulva!
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# ? Mar 21, 2020 20:53 |
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"There's a Kilgore Trout piece in there I wanted to read..."
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# ? Mar 21, 2020 21:15 |
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Well now what am I going to buy at airport bookstores? Oh, right, those are all gonna die from coronavirus soon anyway.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Well now what am I going to buy at airport bookstores? You can probably jerk it on a plane now with no one complaining.
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# ? Mar 21, 2020 21:20 |
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Playboy fired most of the first shots of the culture wars, aimed at the toxic grey squareness that has destroyed western society.
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# ? Mar 21, 2020 23:58 |
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Playboy kept trying to be classy after class had been dismissed.
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 00:25 |
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I remember hearing something that they are going to continue as a "lifestyle brand" whatever that means. Essentially they will continue to throw parties in places where the branding still resonates, sell merch, etc. The irony of it is that they actually had some pretty good articles.
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 00:26 |
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Yeah, the interviews are fantastic: Mel Brooks is godlike compared to John Wayne and Malcolm X who both come across as exhausting people, although for different reasons.
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 00:37 |
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I can still get invited to the mansion, right?
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 00:39 |
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The Management posted:I can still get invited to the mansion, right? Have they scraped up the dogshit from Hefner's bedroom and cleaned the norovirus from the hot tub yet?
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 00:41 |
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Wait, are they hiring a new hef? I’d like to apply. I promise to have at least one brunette for every 5 blondes.
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The Management posted:I can still get invited to the mansion, right? Playboy sold it a while back. Hefner was allowed to stay there but now that he’s gone they are doing a lot of renovations on the place.
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 00:56 |
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Playboy is a failure now, and was a success then, for the same reason. It was always the weakest, softest, lamest, barely titillating version of porn available. The only people who were actually offended or shocked by it were the fundamental Christian insane conservatives of 50s-60s America. It was also easily availlable. So it became ubiquitous, and with Hefner pushing the cartoonishly red velvet version of luxury/hedonism, the brand became hugely famous. It was the porn-lite that dads in the 60s had in the house. Of course that is perfectly fine to wank to when you have no other options. Hell, when I was a horny 14 year old I could wank to the underwear ads in K-Mart catalogues. But then better things to wank to became available, and indeed more easily available. Combine that with the fact that the 'lifestyle' aspect becoming increasingly out of touch and ludicrous, there was literally no reason for Playboy to exist. Coz why buy the soft lite wank mag if you wanted to wank when you could wank to your exact hardcore fetish porn more easily and cheaper? And why buy a magazine that is pushing a lifestyle that wasn't even that relevant or cool in the 60s? Unrelatedly on woods porn: The woods porn I found in my youth was never Playboy, usually it was Razzle, or one of the other UK variants. Which was always particularly graphic, explicit, and aggressively tacky.
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BrigadierSensible posted:And why buy a magazine that is pushing a lifestyle that wasn't even that relevant or cool in the 60s? From what I heard they are throwing parties and events that promote the "playboy lifestyle" in places where it is still cool. Mostly clubs in the middle east. I'll try to track down a source.
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BrigadierSensible posted:It was always the weakest, softest, lamest, barely titillating version of porn available. I love how goons can turn anything into a competition where they can lord their hardcoreness over others. Even looking at porn.
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 02:56 |
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you find it hard to believe that a man well versed in the internet would find the porn part of playboy tame and out of touch ?
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 04:05 |
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Even as a teenager I preferred Playboy to Hustler or whatever, because I thought all the dicks and spread-out pussies and whatnot in other mags were gross.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I love how goons can turn anything into a competition where they can lord their hardcoreness over others. Even looking at porn. Yeah playboy models are always hot and you see their tits, what’s that dudes problem lol
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Even as a teenager I preferred Playboy to Hustler or whatever, because I thought all the dicks and spread-out pussies and whatnot in other mags were gross. Do you close your eyes during sex or use the hole in the sheet method?
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 05:47 |
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Tip posted:Do you close your eyes during sex or use the hole in the sheet method? I make my partner model for me in mildly suggestive but wholesome poses while I rub one out on the toilet
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Tip posted:Do you close your eyes during sex or use the hole in the sheet method? No I make my partner do all the really exaggerated and cartoonish poses and positions in hardcore gonzo porn just to prove that I'm not a prude.
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 06:26 |
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Sometimes it’s nice to look at an attractive woman artfully posed.
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 06:57 |
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sometimes its nice to look at a pair of primo cans
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 07:15 |
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It was nice when they used to pay semi famous chicks to get naked. Sometimes you wonder what some lady you see on tv looks like naked and playboy would occasionally make that happen for you
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:It was nice when they used to pay semi famous chicks to get naked. Sometimes you wonder what some lady you see on tv looks like naked and playboy would occasionally make that happen for you A lot less sleazy than these days when their private photos are stolen and leaked on the web.
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Shut up Meg posted:A lot less sleazy than these days when their private photos are stolen and leaked on the web.
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 08:06 |
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oh no, how will i find titties to look at now
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Universe Master posted:oh no, how will i find titties to look at now Turn off your monitor.
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 08:07 |
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When I was like 8 or 9 my friends and my brother and I found an honest to god box of porno mags in the woods. It was a treasure trove and set off a several month power struggle amongst our group of who could have the somewhat water damaged hustlers and porno booklets. This sounds like a movie but I can’t believe it was actually my real life.
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But what will happen to Playgirl????
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