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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Once Playboy featured Marge Simpson as the centerfold I knew their days were numbered.

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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I would steal my dad's playboys and take them to my hideout in the woods and share with my neighborhood friends until my cousin came over one week for a visit and ratted me out. I sometimes wonder if nearly 30 years later there might still remain bits and pieces sprinkled among the trees

Barudak
May 7, 2007

500excf type r posted:

I would steal my dad's playboys and take them to my hideout in the woods and share with my neighborhood friends until my cousin came over one week for a visit and ratted me out. I sometimes wonder if nearly 30 years later there might still remain bits and pieces sprinkled among the trees

Nah, that paper long decomposed and became part of the soil sustaining trees with rock hard trunks

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

Barudak posted:

But what will happen to Playgirl????
The same fate. Anyone with a dating app can get unlimited, unsolicited dick picks these days I don't even know why you'd pay for a subscription, treat their 5th grade writing level bio as the article you pretend to read and you're set.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Who What Now posted:

Once Playboy featured Marge Simpson as the centerfold I knew their days were numbered.

Same, but Bullet Witch (though she wasn't the centerfold).

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

It was nice when they used to pay semi famous chicks to get naked. Sometimes you wonder what some lady you see on tv looks like naked and playboy would occasionally make that happen for you

Starting in the early 2000s, every year or so there would be an announcement that Jennifer Love Hewitt was going to pose for Playboy. It was always her specifically, and I never really heard fake rumors of other celebrities on major news outlets like that, so it always made me wonder if it was Jennifer Love Hewitt's people spreading that vicious lie, or the people of Playboy.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Starting in the early 2000s, every year or so there would be an announcement that Jennifer Love Hewitt was going to pose for Playboy. It was always her specifically, and I never really heard fake rumors of other celebrities on major news outlets like that, so it always made me wonder if it was Jennifer Love Hewitt's people spreading that vicious lie, or the people of Playboy.

Legendary, almost mythical, boobs

Scott Lame
Jan 8, 2014
Ah, Playboy. I was a big fan back in my teens (early 80s). I preferred it to any of the other spank mags because the models looked prettier and there was the occasional celebrity.

You always knew it was sweeps week when the local news "lifestyle" show did an interview with that month's centerfold.

Once or twice a year you'd catch a commercial for it on TV. I remember one where the spokesman had a huge collection stashed all over his house, even in the refrigerator. Even as a horny teen I knew that guy had a problem.

The articles actually were good, especially the fiction.

A girl I met a few times went on to pose for one of their college girl issues. There was much airbrushing.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Barudak posted:

Nah, that paper long decomposed and became part of the soil sustaining trees with rock hard trunks

Yup, those mags have definitely helped create a lot of wood in that forest.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I was just watching an old episode of American Dad the other day where Stan becomes a surrogate father to a stripper. At the end she's leaving and taking about how much of a positive influence he's been in her life and says "yeah, I really want to try to get into Playboy. This suitcase is full of science fiction." I was like drat, that's a solid joke

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The hustler guy got shot through his stomach and spine. I think Ole Heff did ok

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Even as a teenager I preferred Playboy to Hustler or whatever, because I thought all the dicks and spread-out pussies and whatnot in other mags were gross.

Hustler was good for lesbian stuff back in the day but they kinda lost me with the piss pictures

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

When I was 13 a couple of friends of mine were doing some chores for a neighbor and he asked them to haul some trash he'd been putting together in the garage out to the street. Within that trove of trash was a box filled with like 15 years worth of pristine Playboys from the late 70s through the 80s. He was obviously donating. And gently caress me but was that box a wonderful, kindhearted, beloved gift from a local saint that we made good use of for a couple of years. Playboy was great porn from the late 60s through the early 80s. I've really got to lol at anyone who needs gaping vaginas or piledriver scenes to find a woman sexually exciting. I mean, I like more explicit stuff, too, but if she's pretty and she's nekkid and the photography is reasonably good, it's wank material.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

spank my snatch posted:

When I was 13 a couple of friends of mine were doing some chores for a neighbor and he asked them to haul some trash he'd been putting together in the garage out to the street. Within that trove of trash was a box filled with like 15 years worth of pristine Playboys from the late 70s through the 80s. He was obviously donating. And gently caress me but was that box a wonderful, kindhearted, beloved gift from a local saint that we made good use of for a couple of years. Playboy was great porn from the late 60s through the early 80s. I've really got to lol at anyone who needs gaping vaginas or piledriver scenes to find a woman sexually exciting. I mean, I like more explicit stuff, too, but if she's pretty and she's nekkid and the photography is reasonably good, it's wank material.

Unexpected post from user spank my snatch

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Management posted:

Unexpected post from user spank my snatch

great loving username

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

FAU gave it to me

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

spank my snatch posted:

FAU gave it to me

he is occasionally a pretty funny guy.
the best kind of pretty funny guys

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Playboy lost all the appeal when it discarded torpedo tits in favor of Pam Andersons.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
When I turned 18 my best friend got me a year subscription. Unfortunately I still lived at home, so for an entire year I had to worry about getting to the mailbox every day before my parents did. Thanks, great gift.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

roarpower posted:

The hustler guy got shot through his stomach and spine. I think Ole Heff did ok

Larry Flynt took a bullet for our freedoms :patriot:

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

eSports Chaebol posted:

Larry Flynt took a bullet for our freedoms :patriot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwA9oqR4OrM

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I always thought it was weird how in the 60s and 70s they had some of the best political interviews and science fiction stories around. And Robert Anton Wilson was their head editor for a while

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

precision posted:

I always thought it was weird how in the 60s and 70s they had some of the best political interviews and science fiction stories around. And Robert Anton Wilson was their head editor for a while

up util about 2010 playboy was a good magazine. straight women would read it for the articles

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






spank my snatch posted:

When I was 13 a couple of friends of mine were doing some chores for a neighbor and he asked them to haul some trash he'd been putting together in the garage out to the street. Within that trove of trash was a box filled with like 15 years worth of pristine Playboys from the late 70s through the 80s. He was obviously donating. And gently caress me but was that box a wonderful, kindhearted, beloved gift from a local saint that we made good use of for a couple of years. Playboy was great porn from the late 60s through the early 80s. I've really got to lol at anyone who needs gaping vaginas or piledriver scenes to find a woman sexually exciting. I mean, I like more explicit stuff, too, but if she's pretty and she's nekkid and the photography is reasonably good, it's wank material.

:respek:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
USENET jpeg collections of 60s and 70s Playmate photos were a godsend for me as a teenager with an internet connection.

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

USENET jpeg collections of 60s and 70s Playmate photos were a godsend for me as a teenager with an internet connection.

:yeah:

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

eSports Chaebol posted:

Larry Flynt took a bullet for our freedoms :patriot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKvNigYCd1c&t=263s

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
Playboy died when they hired a bunch of loving hipster morons writing crap about toxic masculinity. They found out pretty quickly that no people didnt buy Playboy for the articles.

Zeta Acosta fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Mar 23, 2020

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

I remember back in the late 90's or something larry flynt was doing a signing event at a hustler store and my friend was super psyched to go and show larry his playboy bunny tattoo as if it was some epic prank. he actually went through with it and it was as lame and awkward as it sounded and I had to apologize to larry flynt for my friend being dumb

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

USENET jpeg collections of 60s and 70s Playmate photos were a godsend for me as a teenager with an internet connection.

being on the internet in the early-mid 90s, having alt.binaries.erotica.* access was like getting access to scrooge mcduck's vault while everyone else was happy for finding an errant quarter on the ground. people didn't believe it until i showed them

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zeta Acosta posted:

Playboy died when they hired a bunch of loving morons hipster writing crap about toxic masculinity. They found out pretty quickly that not people didnt buy Playboy for the articles.

Playboy was always against toxic masculinity. Was Hugh a huge dude with big 80s muscles? No! He was just a nice personable guy.

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
I think i read somewhere thayt Hugh was a weird guy.
Id drink a beer with Larry Flynt or the Penthouse guy over the dude who was 80 years old and still lived like he was in the fifties.

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zeta Acosta posted:

I think i read somewhere thayt Hugh was a weird guy.
Id drink a beer with Larry Flynt or the Penthouse guy over the dude who was 80 years old and still lived like he was in the fifties.

they were all weird guys who took pictures of naked women to make money
for themselves, not the women

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Those women had to have sex with the wrinkled vessel of an ancient pervert

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Those women had to have sex with the wrinkled vessel of an ancient pervert

most. Some of them decided that was a good career choice

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

roarpower posted:

they were all weird guys who took pictures of naked women to make money
for themselves, not the women

Pornographers are the lowest of the low

Brrrrr yuck

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Spinz posted:

Pornographers are the lowest of the low

Brrrrr yuck

I know, but doesn't Playboy deserve something for employing good journalist?

No, not at all

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
I was more of a Penthouse guy, it was like Playboy but without the hipocrisy.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Zeta Acosta posted:

I was more of a Penthouse guy, it was like Playboy but without the hipocrisy.

I always knew I would never have a chance with a Playboy Playmate or a Penthouse Pet, but a Hustler Honey, maybe.

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best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

roarpower posted:

up util about 2010 playboy was a good magazine. straight women would read it for the articles

Can confirm. When we moved into new house we got an issue addressed to previous owner. I started to read it for the laughs but very first article was a really interesting look into red wine. Ended up reading the whole thing. Sadly (?) address changed must’ve kicked in and we never got another issue.

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