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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Calling all UK goons!

Tomorrow is mother's day. If you didn't buy a card then you're hosed. If you're lucky you might get some flowers from your local Esso.

Make sure you call her at least, you jerk, even if you don't see eye to eye. She's probably worried sick about covid-19 coming to get her or why you forgot all about her.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
*ties a red ribbon around a roll of toilet paper*

large_gourd
Jan 17, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yeah i'm wondering if i should visit. she's not old and in decent health. got her a card last week. plus i just lost my job so i think i'll be good about staying home this week.

hm. dunno.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

i forgot. whats tomorrow?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

My Shoes posted:

i forgot. whats tomorrow?

Daylight Savings Time, don't forget to move your clock forward!

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Mega64 posted:

Daylight Savings Time, don't forget to move your clock forward!

Oh, I've been moving my cock forward.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


tomorrow we give thanks to the boxers

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Uk clocks all messed up

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Universe Master posted:

Oh, I've been moving my cock forward.

pretty sure your cock is in the same please as us

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I'm going to call my mum and tell her I love her

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
I always gently caress this one up cause where I live has a different day for mother's day. Thanks, OP

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hammerite posted:

I'm going to call my mum and tell her I love her

that is never a bad idea

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'll send her a text or something maybe

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
And my father's birthday is on Monday. Not speaking to either of those loving bootlickers for the forseeable future.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Yea, send your mom a coronavirus laced card to show her how much you care!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Who What Now posted:

I'll send her a text or something maybe
mother,
hope you are well. best wishes for you on this day

          -your affectionate son,
          mr thompson

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

olives black posted:

And my father's birthday is on Monday. Not speaking to either of those loving bootlickers for the forseeable future.


gary oldmans diary posted:

mother,
hope you are well. best wishes for you on this day

          -your affectionate son,
          mr thompson

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

olives black posted:

And my father's birthday is on Monday. Not speaking to either of those loving bootlickers for the forseeable future.

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I'd put a plant next to her but it's a lil depressing knowing in a couple months the plant will be dead

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