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"I am Wolverine, with my adamantium skeleton, complete with claws, and regenerative powers i am nearly impossible to kill" "I am Jean Grey, my incredibly psychic powers allows me to read, and in some cases even control, the minds of others and move things with pure telekinetic force" uh hi i'm dave, light shines out of my nostrils when you press on my nose. what the gently caress did you guys eat |
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"X-MEN, THE SENTINELS HAVE A STRUCTURAL WEAKNESS ON THEIR LEFT EYEPLATE, IF YOU CAN PRECISELY TARGET THAT AREA YOU STAND A CHANCE OF DEFEATING THEM" professor i can only turn poo into birds
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 02:57 |
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Yinlock posted:"X-MEN, THE SENTINELS HAVE A STRUCTURAL WEAKNESS ON THEIR LEFT EYEPLATE, IF YOU CAN PRECISELY TARGET THAT AREA YOU STAND A CHANCE OF DEFEATING THEM" sure this power is no good against robots but i'm betting that super villains with intestinal tracts only try it on a maximum of one time against this guy - the pain and shame of crapping out a flock of seagulls (or worse pelicans) is not something even Magneto could ever quite recover from! |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 03:26 |
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i am shuffle. i can manipulate the energy stored in objects to turn them into kinetic energy. i know you have someone doing that with cards already but i really think adding 32 chess pieces to your arsenal would be a big help |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 03:36 |
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I am Elon Musk. |
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Yinlock posted:"X-MEN, THE SENTINELS HAVE A STRUCTURAL WEAKNESS ON THEIR LEFT EYEPLATE, IF YOU CAN PRECISELY TARGET THAT AREA YOU STAND A CHANCE OF DEFEATING THEM" All fear the pooping bird feedback loop, sure to be an apocalyptic event. |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 04:11 |
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I am Ahem. I can cause people to clear their throat more forcefully than they meant to, so it sounds like they're trying to get someone's attention, and they have to apologize and feel awkward. |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 04:14 |
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Magnolia - with the power to change the colour of anything into a sort of inoffensive and extremely boring yellowy off-white. |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 04:20 |
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i am singular-ant-man, i have the mutant power to control one ant
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 05:19 |
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biosterous posted:i am singular-ant-man, i have the mutant power to control one ant |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 05:27 |
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Call me superposition. My height changes constantly until it's measured so my dating profile says I'm 6'2" but when I took my date to taco Bell the height thing next to the door locked me at 4'3" until I left. I didn't even get my chalupa |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 05:50 |
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I am StatiK. I have the power to shoot lethal bolts of electricity from my fingertips! But I can only do it after I've shuffled my footie pajamas on a carpet. |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 06:13 |
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Mike Scott, general manager of the X-men, who can shrink objects within a 10 foot radius, but whose main contribution is agile policies that have allowed the professor to cut headcount by a third
Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Mar 22, 2020 |
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Logarhythmia does not appear in episodes after 1985 when the professor bought an IMB XT PC to replace her ability to use a slide rule faster than the eye can see. She was retrenched and eventually found a job at wal-mart after moving back in with her parents. |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 08:04 |
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The Broadcaster, who could travel via the phone network to avoid long distance and peak hours, Latitudnia, who could find a route on any map, and Cybohack, who could commune with machines via a headphone jack all just kind of faded into the background during the iphone era. |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 08:27 |
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yes, Angelo, it is very cool you have giant feathered wings, but we both know you are incapable of anything beyond the most basic gliding, and the hollow bones in your wings will shatter if you try and attack with them. we are going to assign you to the "janitorial staff!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL8D3TB-lz8
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 12:30 |
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biosterous posted:i am singular-ant-man, i have the mutant power to control one ant
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biosterous posted:i am singular-ant-man, i have the mutant power to control one ant magneto: at last you've arrived, x-men, so kind of you to deliver yourselves to ah gently caress, bullet ant in my glove, poo poo that hurts, ahhh *sucks air through teeth* gently caress wolverine: should we come back later or magneto: PISS
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 13:54 |
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An X-man who's only power is the fact that, by sheer incredible coincidence, happens to be an ex you dated once. |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 15:30 |
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I am Dweeb. What? No one questions Beast's mutant powers! |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 16:09 |
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Hey, I am John Doe... my super power is that I have doe antlers that easily break of and regrow.
<3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 16:26 |
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Mansplain Mutant power: able to distill complex concepts and functions into really basic layman's understanding and, with the smug conviction of a condescending dickhead, feed it back to the person who created them or is otherwise and expert in the field, driving them into a berzerk rage. Professor X plugs himself into Cerebro - "Somethings wrong, I can't seem to locate Jean Grey's psychic signature" Mansplain: "you're probably not doing it right. See, Cerebro is a psychic amplifier, and what it does is reach out across great distances to psychically connect with people. You probably need some psychic power to activate it. Since that power is a Mutant ability in the brain, it's probably that your brain isn't connected right to Cerebro. Try adjusting the helmet. Here, let me do it." |
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Finger Prince posted:Mansplain |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 16:49 |
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You're alert and ready to head first into the action when you suddenly find yourself sitting down, closing your eyes and letting out a long, heavy sigh. Your motivation is spent, you're sleepy and ready for a little nappy-poo. That's right, you just got gazed upon by none other than... Sigh-clops |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 17:51 |
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See that person sitting over there who's naked but looks like they're wearing an all-over-body blush attempting to hide in the shadows? Yeah, that's rouge. |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 17:53 |
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behold the might of FIDDLE-MAN and despair! no I don't play the fiddle. when there's a technical problem I sort of fiddle with whatever's not working, and a lot of the time it just starts working again, for no good reason. this is me irl
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 18:46 |
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my friends call me Maestre di Pizza, destroyer of worlds.
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 19:05 |
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Manifisto posted:behold the might of FIDDLE-MAN and despair! I too am a skilled technomancer https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 19:06 |
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Hoverman, who can fly up to 3 inches off the floor. It seems like it might be slightly useful for avoiding triggering pressure plates or something, but no, the full weight of Hoverman is still transferred to whatever is below him. It does come in handy when he can't quite reach something from a shelf though. But also he's 5'4" tall. |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 19:12 |
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Flash- he's there at the right time when it's just a bit too dark to take that picture and then he's gone. |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 19:16 |
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Albert Dente- cooks the perfect pasta, every time. |
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Manifisto posted:behold the might of FIDDLE-MAN and despair! I have this super power. Sometimes I don't even need to fiddle with it. The thing just knows I'm coming and decides to start behaving itself again. Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I too am a skilled technomancer Indeed. |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 19:48 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Flash- he's there at the right time when it's just a bit too dark to take that picture and then he's gone. Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Albert Dente- cooks the perfect pasta, every time.
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# ? Mar 22, 2020 19:54 |
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Obvioso Able to find the obvious solution to whatever the convoluted plot device of the day is. Juggernaut is all hopped up on experimental Mutant rage steroids and is destroying everything in his path! It will take the combined efforts of all the X-men and Mafneto's minions to stop him! Obvioso: Or just have nightcrawler teleport him to the moon and leave him there until the drugs wear off. I mean even if he tried jumping back to earth, it's not like he's got a slide rule and all of NASA to calculate the right trajectory. He'd probably miss. |
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Finger Prince posted:Obvioso He's the One Canny X-Man. |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 20:46 |
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google THIS posted:He's the One Canny X-Man. |
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Finger Prince posted:Mafneto's minions |
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roomforthetuna posted:Mafneto is capable of doing the maf required to calculate the trajectory to jump from the moon to Earth, in his head, but nobody will listen to him because of his speech impediment. "Just because you'w wubbish at maf don't mean it ain't neato!" "what the gently caress is he talking about?" "I dunno I think he's speaking like French or something" "I'm bloody Bwitish, you Amewican twash!" |
# ? Mar 22, 2020 21:40 |
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The Joshua Tree: has the ability to get the chorus from "In God's Country" stuck in your head for around 16 minutes
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Pronunco - instinctively knows the correct pronunciation of every foreign word, but has to correct you every time you say it wrong in order to stay alive | |
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