- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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FastLane
Has the ability to pick the checkout line, freeway lane, or TSA line that is moving the fastest.
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- Adbot
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Apr 25, 2024 00:13
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- HUSKY DILF
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aggressively chill
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Four Chords: can play rhythm guitar at least as well as any of the guys playing rhythm guitar right now at your local bar scene
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Mar 23, 2020 01:16
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- Yinlock
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Flash- he's there at the right time when it's just a bit too dark to take that picture and then he's gone.
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Mar 23, 2020 01:18
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- FutonForensic
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these are all better than most of the x-men created in the 90s
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Mar 23, 2020 03:53
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- Yinlock
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these are all better than most of the x-men created in the 90s
90s: has his teeth gritted at all times and owns a gun that both makes no sense and changes in design every panel
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Mar 23, 2020 05:59
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- The X-man cometh
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I'm Porto! I have the ability to walk through unlocked doors. I mean sure, I could just open them, but my way is slightly faster.
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Mar 24, 2020 05:07
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Technically Professor X was the original lame X-Man if you think about it.
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Mar 24, 2020 05:17
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- idiotsavant
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90s: has his teeth gritted at all times and owns a gun that both makes no sense and changes in design every panel
his ankles are the size of toothpicks, but his gazongas are definitely not
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Mar 24, 2020 09:23
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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The Android: has the ability install apps on any phone, but for free.
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Mar 24, 2020 14:30
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- nut
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it is i mustardo, who without fail leaves a crust around the hole of condiment squeezy bottles on every use
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Mar 24, 2020 14:47
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- google THIS
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Canonically there's a mutant who involuntarily melts and eventually vaporizes anyone within a 30-foot radius. He melted everyone he cared about at the onset of puberty and had to become a hermit forever and Professor X sent Wolverine, whose healing factor basically made him immune, to give him a "Tough break, kiddo" pep talk. A mutant too dangerous even for the bad guys to try to recruit and exploit.
Anyway, imagine that but with like, post-nasal drip, that'd be pretty lame.
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Mar 24, 2020 14:48
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- nut
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it is i gambit, who cannot stop playing slotmania in the backyard on my samsung galaxy even when my wife asks me to
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Mar 24, 2020 14:49
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- google THIS
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I am Dragonmaster, I can channel the full power of any character from the Dragonball franchise as long as their name rhymes with "chillin'."
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Mar 24, 2020 14:58
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- HUSKY DILF
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aggressively chill
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Electro: can make the plug of any appliance with three prongs fit into a socket with two prongs OR make vice versa happen
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Mar 24, 2020 19:06
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- Finger Prince
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Lidless: The power to leave open or remove lids from nearby bottles, tubes, containers, etc., and misplace those lids, and sometimes make random other lids appear that don't match any of the containers missing their lids. Also my gf.
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Mar 24, 2020 20:08
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- wearing a lampshade
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Hi, I'm Steve, I'm an X-Men. My special power, I guess, is that my family name is Dave.
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Mar 24, 2020 20:43
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Lidless: The power to leave open or remove lids from nearby bottles, tubes, containers, etc., and misplace those lids, and sometimes make random other lids appear that don't match any of the containers missing their lids. Also my gf.
Also Lidless: can win any staring context, and consistently makes people uncomfortable when they look at her.
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Mar 25, 2020 00:03
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- idiotsavant
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Never fear! I, Spongeoh, am on the scene and ready to defend you good folks from harm with my power to invade the mind, conscious or unconscious, waking or dreaming, and make evil-doers feel like they’re in the middle of a lukewarm sponge bath
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Mar 25, 2020 03:04
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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I am Jean Gray. I turn jeans gray.
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Mar 25, 2020 04:53
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- The X-man cometh
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Healthy Joe
Somewhat fast healing factor. Like it would be amazing for a regular person to heal a broken arm in a week, but it isn't that cool when Wolverine is right there.
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Mar 25, 2020 04:56
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Roo has many powers - can jump further than most people. Has a strong tail. Can stand on the tail while kicking with both feet. Also quite good at punching. Has a concealed pouch on her body. Not very good at following instructions though, and can't speak any human language.
Roo is not actually a mutant, just a regular kangaroo, but they keep her around because it would seem weird to reject her powers and keep Spyke.
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Mar 25, 2020 05:00
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Gene Gay. A normal guy, X-tra gay
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Mar 25, 2020 05:29
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Professor X is literally the lame X-Man.
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Mar 25, 2020 07:05
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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The Man of a Thousand Faces knows the key combinations to produce a thousand different emoticons.
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Mar 25, 2020 21:01
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Technically Professor X was the original lame X-Man if you think about it.
Professor X is literally the lame X-Man.
Professor X is literally the lame X-Man.
roomforthetuna, with the power to get emptyquoted for previously-made jokes
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Mar 25, 2020 21:41
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- google THIS
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You know, Professor X was a man of X, who was lame in actuality due to his inability to walk.
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Mar 25, 2020 22:01
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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You know, Professor X was a man of X, who was lame in actuality due to his inability to walk.
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Mar 25, 2020 22:57
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Charles Xavier, with the power to happen to have a surname beginning with the same letter that was designated to the gene of mutantness.
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Mar 25, 2020 22:58
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- nut
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professor sex and I know u ain’t gotta ask
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Mar 25, 2020 23:24
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- The X-man cometh
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Slushman
Just like Iceman, except instead of solid ice, everything comes out dirty brown slush.
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Mar 26, 2020 04:36
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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There are also some cool lame x men like
Bongo
Has the ability to instantly clean your bong by simply touching it (works for all glassware actually, but his friends used to call him bongo and the name kinda stuck)
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Mar 26, 2020 11:39
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Another chill lame x-man is:
Candylee
Like Jubilee, but instead of fireworks she shoots candy 🍬
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Mar 26, 2020 11:41
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- Finger Prince
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Dar-wynn: Controls the power of evolution!... At the speed of evolution.
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Mar 26, 2020 12:01
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- Adbot
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Apr 25, 2024 00:13
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- The X-man cometh
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There are also some cool lame x men like
Great idea!
Aromatyxx
The power to make the room smell fantastic - get rid of Nightcrawler's sulfur stink and replace it with the smell of warm cookies just out of the oven.
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Mar 26, 2020 14:28
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