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Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


My job requested that I share my phone number with a wide distribution of people that I didn't totally trust. I decided that was stupid, so I got a Google Voice number that I could mute or delete if it ended up getting flooded. It saw some light use, but most consistently from my new friend, Rick.

I think it's important that I explain to you that I am not a member of a Nudeweb other than these forums. I am also not in any way feminine, which, while presumptuous of me, is what I assume Rick desires. Rick is not a bad person. Rick is friendly. Rick is clearly persistent. Most importantly, Rick is from Nudeweb.

He made his intentions very clear.

I think he appreciated my picture anyway. In any case, I thought I may want to inform poor Rick that he had gotten fed an incorrect number.

Rick was notably undeterred by this development. I was sure, still, that this would be the end of my discussion with Rick (from Nudeweb.) I informed him that I was definitely not who he was looking for, but some days later he messaged me again. I took the time to look out for Rick (from Nudeweb.)


Rick seemed taken aback by my lack of preparation. Perhaps I was not the independent, motivated woman he so desperately sought. (I was not. For several reasons.) I did not respond immediately back to him.

But today, he messaged me again. In these lonely times of social isolation, I could not ignore my fellow man.


This time, I was worried I had pushed Rick too far.

But he just wanted to share some hard truths with me.

Thanks for listening everyone. I just wanted to share this heartfelt story of human connection in a trying time.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Hi, I'm Nick from Rudeweb

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!



Truckin and fuckin
Is all Rick from Nudeweb craves

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene


Fun Shoe

Hello. I'm from nudeweb, Nick! I AM, hello. Nude! Webnick.... AAAH

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008



lol

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


I'm here posting about Rick (from Nudeweb) on the Dudeweb.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

Rick is a good poster. Please buy him an SA account

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014






Lipstick Apathy

Can't stop thinking about that Rick (from nudeweb)

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Rick just sent me his picture and his CB number. He must be a long haul trucker. I have played Truck Sim.

Let's ask him about trucking.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Italian Greyhounds are cool. I don't know about this Rick fellow, but I am always appreciative of seeing pictures of them.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!



Open the pod bay doors, Rick from Nudeweb.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009




I feel badly for having presumed that "CB:" and his cellphone number was somehow a trucker thing, now.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



This is some classic content.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.





Buglord

Send the ol' lonely trucker a pic of your balls, maybe you'll get an Amazon gift card or something out of it.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene


Fun Shoe

Classic goddamn nude Rick. From web.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is some classic content.

Aegis Bear
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity





How loving DARE you send Rick from Nudeweb a picture of an Italian Greyhound? At least send him a Whippet or something, smh.

(women get texts and DMs like these all the time who won't gently caress off if you say you're a man, you're gay, anything, and the only way to get them to truly gently caress off is to send them repeated pictures of big hairy balls or diseased feet or something)

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Anime Store Adventure posted:



I feel badly for having presumed that "CB:" and his cellphone number was somehow a trucker thing, now.

Ask him if he also knows much about manscaping.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



summon the webmaster

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


extra row of teeth posted:

How loving DARE you send Rick from Nudeweb a picture of an Italian Greyhound? At least send him a Whippet or something, smh.

(women get texts and DMs like these all the time who won't gently caress off if you say you're a man, you're gay, anything, and the only way to get them to truly gently caress off is to send them repeated pictures of big hairy balls or diseased feet or something)

This was the most revealing thing about the whole exchange. I knew this happened, but I had no idea that Rick (from Nudeweb) would just keep trying.

Is it too far to post his headshot? I don't want to shame Rick (from Nudeweb.)

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.





Buglord

weg posted:

Ask him if he also knows much about manscaping.

Ask him if he wants a job planting tulips. TWO LIPS ON YOUR DICK!!

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!



Hello hot bhabi my name is Rick from Nudeweb, you are so sexy baby girl

Aegis Bear
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity





Anime Store Adventure posted:

This was the most revealing thing about the whole exchange. I knew this happened, but I had no idea that Rick (from Nudeweb) would just keep trying.

Is it too far to post his headshot? I don't want to shame Rick (from Nudeweb.)

I personally would not because there's always a goon who likes to touch the poop and go doxxing, and even creeps don't deserve doxxing, but IMO if he sent any pics of his gross flabby body those are fair game as long as his face or anything else identifying (or ) is censored.

That would be because people like this (and I say people because yes, there are girl creeps who do it too though they appear to be rarer) have NO qualms against sending poo poo like this rapid fire to others and both blowing up their inbox and searing their eyeballs repeatedly. Fair game. Just...no doxxing either.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


It's a headshot, but he's wearing sunglasses. I will say, though, that I don't feel so badly about Rick (from Nudeweb.) He has been more than respectful, and he seems to believe my number is someone from Nudeweb, presumably a webring where I would be remiss if not to send him a picture of myself.

Obsidianheart
Apr 25, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Like, right up until the complaint about the greyhound I thought Nude from Rickweb was a bot.

Aegis Bear
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity





Hoooy! Boku no Rikku-Sama from Nudeweeb

Anime Store Adventure posted:

It's a headshot, but he's wearing sunglasses. I will say, though, that I don't feel so badly about Rick (from Nudeweb.) He has been more than respectful, and he seems to believe my number is someone from Nudeweb, presumably a webring where I would be remiss if not to send him a picture of myself.

He doesn't seem too bad as far as they go, but I guarantee if you were genuinely a female and were firm about telling him to go away there is fairly high chance he would go YOU loving WHORE I DIDN'T WANT YOUR FAT rear end ANYWAY instead of politely dipping out. Not all internet prowlers do that, but if they are so dense or stubborn that they don't get the hint multiple times when you imply you aren't interested, then chances are they will act like you killed their dog if you give them an actual, firm no.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!



Italian Greyhounds are fine.

For a clown to own.

In the circus.

Idiot.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009




Rick, let's see this cat.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

Rick from Nudeweb is living his best life and I am happy for him.

Aegis Bear
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity





Anime Store Adventure posted:



Rick, let's see this cat.

I want to see Rick's pussy

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Look, I'm waffling about whether it's okay to post his headshot, but his cat?

I am going to doxx the poo poo out of his cat.

No cat is safe from me posting their pictures.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 264 days!


Who What Now posted:

Hi, I'm Rick from Nudeweb

Came here to post this.

My Shoes fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Mar 22, 2020

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Post that pussy!

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009




I swear to god Rick, I gotta see this cat.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009




That's a good cat, Rick.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

Cat Army


Fallen Rib

Rick the Nude Web cat, the cat of the nude weeeeeeeeb

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

Anime Store Adventure posted:

This was the most revealing thing about the whole exchange. I knew this happened, but I had no idea that Rick (from Nudeweb) would just keep trying.

Is it too far to post his headshot? I don't want to shame Rick (from Nudeweb.)

Not cool

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009



Fair. That was the vibe I got and what I landed on.

I'll give you this much: Rick has a handlebar mustache. Rick absolutely Fucks.

drunkenmonkeystyle
Jan 16, 2020

Gonk!!



Hi I'm Rick (from nudeweb), and I would like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

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My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 264 days!


does nudeweb have that mormon porn i keep hearing so much about?

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