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yr new gurlfrand!: Aug 9, 2006; BLACK ASS MOMMA
WHITE ASS DADDY

TheAardvark posted:

posting is easier when all you gotta do is line em up and smack ya rear end

# ? Jul 20, 2020 20:19

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# ? Feb 28, 2021 22:09

Johnny-on-the-Spot: Apr 17, 2015; That feeling when he opens
the door for you

Send pic?

# ? Jul 20, 2020 20:32

Cannon_Fodder: Jul 17, 2007; "Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

forum games are baller, how come we ain't got no sweet rear end forum games? no wonder nudeweb is doing ironman numbers, you can go on there and post a word beginning with the letter "F"

You mean, besides "Burn the Abuser", "Fund Neck", and "Make Goku"?

# ? Jul 20, 2020 21:01

A CRAB IRL: May 6, 2009; The Deadliest Crotch

Hello I am Nick from Rudeweb

Pile em up

# ? Jul 20, 2020 21:16

Tetramin: Apr 1, 2006; I'ma buck you up.

line em up

# ? Jul 20, 2020 21:19

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

I propose we reform DPPH as subforum Nudeweb and permaban any poster that posts nsfw content there so that we may continue to

Line
Em
Up

in perpetuity

# ? Jul 20, 2020 21:19

The Rage: Jun 28, 2007; I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow!

Y�all ever think what if Rick (from Nudeweb) is actually Rick Dee�s and this is the viral marketing for the return of his Weekly Top 40

# ? Jul 21, 2020 05:57

my dog died im sad: Jun 29, 2015

Does Rick sleep in the nude (web) ?

# ? Jul 21, 2020 06:35

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...

The Rage posted:

Y’all ever think what if Rick (from Nudeweb) is actually Rick Dee’s and this is the viral marketing for the return of his Weekly Top 40

"Rick Deeeeeeeees and the weekly top fortyyyyyyyyyyyy posts (from Nudeweb) "

I don't know.... Meter-wise, it doesn't really feel all that lined up.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Jul 21, 2020

# ? Jul 21, 2020 08:57

BlankSystemDaemon: Mar 13, 2009; System Access Node Not Found

Rick Dees Nuts (from NudeWeb).

# ? Jul 21, 2020 09:44

DropsySufferer: Nov 9, 2008; Impractical practicality

I wonder what Rick (from Nudeweb) would think if he found out there was 17 page on thread on him with no nudes posted.

# ? Jul 22, 2020 23:40

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

my dog died im sad posted:

Does Rick sleep in the nude (web) ?

yes mam

can I have a pic?

# ? Jul 22, 2020 23:44

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009; _{Self Defense}
Nil Satanus carborundum

_{Yeshua akbar!}
_{_{(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)}}

What if Rick from Nudeweb is a bot and sends these messages to thousands of women every day? Some of whom do send nude pics in response? And the guy who's running the bot opens his pics folder multiple times a day and yanks himself stupid, just goes absolutely hog wild.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 02:11

Anime Store Adventure: May 6, 2009

BigBadSteve posted:

What if Rick from Nudeweb is a bot and sends these messages to thousands of women every day? Some of whom do send nude pics in response? And the guy who's running the bot opens his pics folder multiple times a day and yanks himself stupid, just goes absolutely hog wild.

He has a voice command to start a slideshow where he says �Computer, line em up.�

# ? Jul 23, 2020 04:19

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Computer, show me a Nude Web.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 04:25

TED BUNNDY: May 30, 2009; SO HUNGRY; Pork Pro

French Canadian posted:

This guy hyucks

# ? Jul 23, 2020 05:59

A CRAB IRL: May 6, 2009; The Deadliest Crotch

Show me the rudest, nudest, web

# ? Jul 23, 2020 07:32

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Rick Dees from Nutsweb

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 11:09 on Jul 23, 2020

# ? Jul 23, 2020 11:06

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS.

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Computer, show me a Nude Web.

showing: peck of pickled peckers

# ? Jul 23, 2020 17:50

Anime Store Adventure: May 6, 2009

Wherever you are, Rick (From Nudeweb), I hope you got your pics.

RIP (From Nudeweb.)

# ? Oct 6, 2020 03:51

MakaVillian: Aug 15, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Godspeed Rick (from Nudeweb)

# ? Oct 6, 2020 04:18

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

Anime Store Adventure posted:

Wherever you are, Rick (From Nudeweb), I hope you got your pics.

RIP (From Nudeweb.)

Can i have a pic?

# ? Oct 6, 2020 04:38

WilWheaton: Oct 11, 2006; Oh my god it's Hitler's dog!

Hi it's RIP from nudeweb

# ? Oct 6, 2020 04:47

Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010

This just supports my theory Rick was an alias for Herman Cain

# ? Oct 6, 2020 04:50

my dog died im sad: Jun 29, 2015

Stay nude web cowboy.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 05:01

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."; Hell Gem

Nooo, not Rick (From Nudeweb)!

# ? Oct 6, 2020 07:13

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014

First Barnacle Jim, and now this. drat you, 2020!

# ? Oct 6, 2020 07:52

Argyle Gargoyle: Apr 1, 2009; ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

Happy!

# ? Oct 6, 2020 08:35

The Rabbi T. White: Jul 17, 2008

Line �em up

# ? Oct 6, 2020 09:33

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Paladinus posted:

First Barnacle Jim, and now this. drat you, 2020!

it is incredible to me that you think they are seperate people

# ? Oct 6, 2020 09:41

Neophyte: Apr 23, 2006; perennially; Taco Defender

The Rabbi T. White posted:

Line �em up

# ? Oct 6, 2020 12:31

Warbird: May 23, 2012; Burn the 'dawgs
Kill the Yellowjackets
Purge the Tiger
It is better to die for Bama than to live for yourself; Fun Shoe

Line 'em up Space Horndog

# ? Oct 6, 2020 12:37

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...

Is he related to Rachael (from NakedOnline)?

# ? Oct 6, 2020 12:53

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.