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I survived the poisoned fields of Ypres. I fought among the muddy dead in Passchendaele. I was the first to break the German line at Vimy Ridge... But it was my young wife, my Meredith, to perish in the flu of this year, Nineteen-Nineteen. She didn't even write me once!
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sweet thursday posted:I survived the poisoned fields of Ypres. I fought among the muddy dead in Passchendaele. I was the first to break the German line at Vimy Ridge... I hope there isn't a big ole world war that ends in nuclear weapon in the next 20 years
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*buys up all the toilet paper*
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Mamma Mia Thats-A Spicy Meatball!
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Mar 22, 2020 02:43
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*catches the Spanish Flu *Dies in a trench
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people h1n1 is just the flu
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Socially distances myself.
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central dogma posted:*catches the Spanish Flu they survived the trenches then died of the Flu.
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welp, there go my plans to see the Marx Brothers onstage this year getting high and blasting my ragtime records at home is almost as fun, right?
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I have the spanish flu and I am definitely in Spain, not on the western front if anyone asks
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SatansOnion posted:welp, there go my plans to see the Marx Brothers onstage this year At least you have a plan.
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I am dying in a hospital and some dude turns me into a vampire named Edward who sparkles in the sun.
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roarpower posted:they survived the trenches then died of the Flu. So much for my 50/50 chance of getting history right 
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MEIN LEBEN!
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I'm gay Hitler
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Hey guys, I hear this spanish flu is bad, it's a good thing I only have the Pneumonic plague and am moving to LA in 1924.
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Hah blood just shot 6 feet out of my nose, must be a new world reco- *keels over*
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Boy I hope some smart egg invents commercial radio soon, Chauncey. I'm loving bored AND I've got the flu!
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Boy I hope some smart egg invents commercial radio soon, Chauncey. I'm loving bored AND I've got the flu! Read your goddamn bible.
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Mar 22, 2020 03:34
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i have diarrhea. which i guess isn't a symptom of this disease. but still
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I was hallucinating wildly so my doctor prescribed me this laudanum and now I'm hallucinating wildly, but in a good way
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At least I can still drink booze freely. Surely this isn't something that will change very soon.......
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cool, a corpse
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The king just called it the "spanish virus"
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I don’t care if I die I’ve already lived to a ripe old age of 37
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drat you, monkey’s paw, I said Spanish fly!
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central dogma posted:So much for my 50/50 chance of getting history right No, you had it right. The flu ravaged the trenches in the 1918. It was kept quiet to boost morale. He's loving retarded and doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.
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Dont Touch ME posted:No, you had it right. The flu ravaged the trenches in the 1918. It was kept quiet to boost morale. He's loving retarded and doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. 
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I read the Spanish flu actually came from Kansas t/f?
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I'm good OP, got my smelling bottle that will protect me.
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"I'm young and have a strong immune system, the virus won't get me!" Dies because immune system eats my body
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The cure is to get rip roaring drunk. Oh wait, prohibition happened. Guess I'll die then.
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“I always treated the Spanish virus very seriously and have done a good job from the beginning” - Woodrow Wilson
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I'll be dead in 100 years anyway, who gives a poo poo? Spanish flu kills me now or I die when I'm 80. Same poo poo.
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Man this flu sucks ive been making GBS threads so much doo doo from my poop rear end that the toilet is now broken
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A Grand Egg posted:Man this flu sucks ive been making GBS threads so much doo doo from my poop rear end that the toilet is now broken
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some guy on the bus posted:I'll be dead in 100 years anyway, who gives a poo poo? Spanish flu kills me now or I die when I'm 80. Same poo poo.  Ok chum you are about 20 years late to this party, find a new subculture and stop reading sad German man who died 20 years ago
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As a scientist I would just like to reassure everyone that 100 years from today all forms of sickness will be a distant memory. The war to end all wars has been fought, and settled. Over the next few years with technological breakthroughs humanity will be drawn together as one cohesive unit. We will then work together toward a better tomorrow. Our great grandchildren will never know a world with hunger, disease, or inequality of any kind.
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Smiling Mandrill posted:As a scientist I would just like to reassure everyone that 100 years from today all forms of sickness will be a distant memory. The war to end all wars has been fought, and settled. Over the next few years with technological breakthroughs humanity will be drawn together as one cohesive unit. We will then work together toward a better tomorrow. Our great grandchildren will never know a world with hunger, disease, or inequality of any kind. He's a communist. Get him
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