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And then get in a shouting match afterward where you tell him that if you had a magic crystal you wouldn't use it to bring him back to life. It kinda puts a damper on the whole evening. Good movie though.
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Ian and Barley are probably acting out so much because they're coping poorly with knowing their mom is getting boned down by a centaur.
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If I had a magic crystal the last thing I would do is bring anyone back to life.
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Mar 22, 2020 03:36
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Was the magic crystal one use only? If not... ouch. I wish I could actually go watch this movie right now. Pixar movies are cool.
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Mar 22, 2020 03:40
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Mar 22, 2020 03:42
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put him in the black cauldron instead op
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I almost saw the sonic movie instead of this with a friend from work
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Pixar made a movie called Onward With Your Alcoholic Father? That's some dark poo poo, OP.
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Who What Now posted:Do you think the pants ever had to poo poo? There's probably a deleted scene that addresses that.
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Is there any sign that Onward will have a future crossover with Up?
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Did anyone cry after the end of the credits?
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Did anyone cry after the end of the credits? When the lamp crushed the letter "i" I was bawling.
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Manticores can't breathe fire, so I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.
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How do you charge the magic crystal op?
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Who What Now posted:Manticores can't breathe fire, so I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder. Literally shouted this out while watching.
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heres the thing about pixar: its Illegal to make me feel feelings and they should be Arrested
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After all the animal jokes they worked into the background of Zootopia, Onward felt a little sparse.
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Applewhite posted:After all the animal jokes they worked into the background of Zootopia, Onward felt a little sparse. I bet you found all the jokes in Zootopia hilarious, right?
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:I bet you found all the jokes in Zootopia hilarious, right? I mean I wasn't rolling on the floor laughing but they really helped tie the world together.
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I feel like a karaoke machine in a family restaurant would alienate more customers than it would attract.
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Wait people are going to movie theaters right now?
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Mar 22, 2020 05:13
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My Shoes posted:Wait people are going to movie theaters right now? Disney released Onward early onto Amazon streaming.
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Mar 22, 2020 05:13
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Applewhite posted:Disney released Onward early onto Amazon streaming. oh awesome!
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Onward just proves what the Estranged Parents thread has said all along, all fathers are monsters.
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Upon reflection, I should have yelled “I wish I had a magic crystal to bring back the man you used to be!”
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The character design for this movie is unsettling to me so I never want to watch it
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Who What Now posted:Was it one of those theaters that serves beer and cocktails? It was a private home because we streamed it. Yes there were beer and cocktails.
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sure okay posted:Did pixar make necromancy cool and family friendly? In my headcanon the spell didn’t restore the father to life but was actually an earlier 24-hour segment of his life displaced in time.
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Applewhite posted:In my headcanon the spell didn’t restore the father to life but was actually an earlier 24-hour segment of his life displaced in time. Yeah that's definitely a lot less evil
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That is exactly what I will do now OP. Thanks for the idea. He's probably on PCP too lmao. This is gonna rule so hard
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Phencyclidine
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Applewhite posted:There's probably a deleted scene that addresses that. Things would be easier if the deleted scenes could stay that way. But alas the directors cut sings it's song no matter how many things are buried in the vault.
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JK Fresco posted:PCP? PCP: Cyclidine Preprocessor
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Applewhite posted:After all the animal jokes they worked into the background of Zootopia, Onward felt a little sparse. THAT IS NOT A PIXAR MOVIE
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Fatkraken posted:THAT IS NOT A PIXAR MOVIE I hold Pixar to a higher standard than Disney Animation Studios, so I expect it to clear a bar set by a comparable film.
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Mozi posted:the sequel will be named Upward On the third Downward they go tk that dancing skeleton hell
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