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As the doctor slips the needle into his supple skin his eyes seem to dim, pupils slackening, vacating. His gaze wanders to the toy trainset in the corner... no... no!!
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I hate my child and hope he screams in fear at the needle and suffers
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Mar 23, 2020 05:03
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hi i am making an autistic kid, i hear they are pretty popular, lmao!
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Mar 23, 2020 05:04
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"Dad I don't want the shot I dont want to have a needle poke me please dad!" "Kid u suck, u loving suck, I hate u son."
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Mar 23, 2020 05:05
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"As a mother. I know" Doctor grinds their teeth as they fight the urge to strangle me.
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Mar 23, 2020 05:10
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"Daddy, daddy, no! I love sports and serving my country!" "You're coming on WOW raids with me for the rest of your life and love you're gonna love it, pal."
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Mar 23, 2020 05:11
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"gently caress, you're pumping my child full of the autism doc"
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Mar 23, 2020 06:01
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*pulling out a flash card my wife gave me* “if you think a little shot is painful, imagine what it was like when i gave birth to you!” my child: “did mom really tell you to say that like it’s your own words because that’s the dum-“ *doctor administers vaccine*
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Mar 23, 2020 06:03
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Better buy some flashcards so my son can identify emotions.
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Mar 24, 2020 00:18
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glad my kid will be contributing to herd immunity at no cost to himself or anyone else
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Mar 24, 2020 00:26
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Quit whining boy, that's nothing compared to the injections the priests gave me during Sunday school.
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Mar 24, 2020 00:31
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*smiles and nods to self at being a good parent*
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Mar 24, 2020 01:11
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*as my child starts to scream at the top of his lungs in fear and tears roll down his face, I think back to countless nights where I was awoken by those same screams and a thin smile cracks on my lips*
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Mar 24, 2020 01:13
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*Opens the doors to a brand new hugbox* "Cmon in kiddo, Rainbow Dash is waiting"
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Mar 24, 2020 03:45
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this is the crap child so just give them a fake one
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Mar 24, 2020 03:48
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MacKenzeey? Can you hear me, MacKenzeey? Hunter, go get your mother!
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Mar 24, 2020 03:51
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Aw don't cry, it didn't hurt that much did it? Here, look at this picture. Her name is Rouge the Bat
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Mar 24, 2020 04:01
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They're gonna switch on the 5G and line up the particles they inject by vaccination. Much like a computer transistor functions, this will result in custom neurological function in the target.
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Mar 24, 2020 04:37
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Kid gets vaccinated. 18 years later, becomes goon. Gets probated for posting a semi-erotic toon of Luke Skywalker milking an alien titty.
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Mar 24, 2020 05:17
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*kids screaming from injection* *ignores, scrolls instagram and see anti vax post* uh doc I have a few questions about essential oils
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Mar 24, 2020 05:27
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Mr. Clark2 posted:MacKenzeey? "Father. You forgot to indicate what I should retrieve for mother?"* *Hunter was also vaccinated.
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Mar 24, 2020 05:34
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*rubs my raptor hands together deviously*
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Mar 24, 2020 05:44
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Man visits doctor, says he’s very worried about being sick Doctor has idea, tells man to try exciting new vaccine But, says man, I already love trains
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Mar 24, 2020 06:26
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Jay_Zombie posted:Kid gets vaccinated.
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Mar 24, 2020 06:27
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Blistex posted:"Father. You forgot to indicate what I should retrieve for mother?"*
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Mar 24, 2020 12:25
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She doesn't cry and we leave the doctor's office soon after arriving. Years later she's still not diagnosed with autism, not because she doesn't have it but because the condition is much harder to detect in girls and often goes unnoticed even by trained professionals.
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Mar 24, 2020 13:10
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Stab him back Jarryd, what are you? Bloody wuss.
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Mar 24, 2020 13:23
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Daikloktos posted:As the doctor slips the needle into his supple skin his eyes seem to dim, pupils slackening, vacating. His gaze wanders to the toy trainset in the corner... no... no!! It's ok they have a vaccine for that now!
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Mar 24, 2020 13:30
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Zybourne Clock posted:She doesn't cry and we leave the doctor's office soon after arriving. Years later she's still not diagnosed with autism, not because she doesn't have it but because the condition is much harder to detect in girls and often goes unnoticed even by trained professionals. HAH! Ive been told i have it but i dont believe that. im just endearingly socially awkward 
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Mar 24, 2020 15:10
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b-b-b-but i only wanted my son to become horribly crippled with polio and die of smallpox!!!!!1
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Mar 24, 2020 15:58
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Getting my child vaccinated twice, because 2 positives equal a negative (autism diagnosis).
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Mar 24, 2020 16:37
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This is easier than watching your crying rear end get circumcized
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Mar 24, 2020 17:20
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:This is easier than watching your crying rear end get circumcized I think your doctor is a little confused about how circumcision works. Do you have to pay for vaccinations in the US of A or are they... socialized!? Because you're not injecting no socialism into my kids!
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Mar 24, 2020 20:11
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Take THAT, Measles! Ya little bastards.
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Mar 24, 2020 20:14
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Don't worry, needles are cool. Injecting yourself with stuff is cool.
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Mar 24, 2020 20:32
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imagined: "oh you're worried about the shot hurting eh?" *punches kid in the shoulder* "there, now it'll be balanced out" real: "it hurts more if you're tense. relax and it won't hurt nearly as much as you think. i know from experience"
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Mar 24, 2020 20:51
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Daikloktos posted:As the doctor slips the needle into his supple skin his eyes seem to dim, pupils slackening, vacating. His gaze wanders to the toy trainset in the corner... no... no!! The doctor lets loose a cry, "From hell's heart, I stab at thee!"
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Mar 24, 2020 20:53
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Hey, I just did this this morning and got to watch a tiny human being who loves and trusts me looked at me with so much hurt, betrayal and lack of understanding in his eyes as a stranger held them down and painfully gave them a shot. 5/5 A+++ would buy from again.
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Mar 24, 2020 20:58
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The trick is to get the baby wasted on tequila shots first so they don't even feel it.
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Why even vaccinate your baby it's not like they'll remember it once they die from a preventable disease or parental negligence
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