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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



chitoryu12 posted:

Many thanks to Polyakov, as I now have all of the novelizations and The Authorized Biography! We're able to do an almost complete set!

I'm finally looking at Benson's writing. It's seriously "90s thriller."

Awesome. :getin:

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Rockopolis posted:

Putin wanting to rename the GU back to the GRU surprises me a little - KGB and the GRU were rivals, weren't they? I'm surprised he doesn't name them the Unintelligence Directorate.

Now that he controls them both it's to his benefit to have each of them as grand as possible.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



That’s a direction I wasn’t expecting.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Runcible Cat posted:

And knowing enough about shells to support herself and save money. That's just depressing.

I'm going to pretend Bond was lying and she's actually a marine biologist doing cool stuff on her yacht.

This book feels like it's wallowing in the same "your heroes are actually shitbags, let me tell you how awful they are" pit with a lot of other 1970s books and films.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



If the author is still filling out the 1970s bingo card Bond will spend a little while strung out on heroin, amphetamines, or psychedelics.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



This is dire.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Somebody Awful posted:


Is that a recent addition? I was there about five years ago and don't remember seeing it.

They moved to a newer larger building last year and have new exhibits.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Well okay. I was halfway expecting that he was going to have M blackmailed for being gay since we haven’t hit that bingo square yet.

The Herbert Hoover FBI thing is just inexcusable.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



I'm actually a little surprised whoever controlled the Bond literary rights at the time let it get published as it is, given how it goes out of its way to poo poo on just about all of Fleming's books and the movies too.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



chitoryu12 posted:

And I have turned 28 today! I share a birthday with both Fleming and Blofeld!

Happy birthday! :toot:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



chitoryu12 posted:

I can't get over how Woods wants to emulate Fleming's Bond being disgusted with violence and having traumatic reactions to it, but still has Moore's Bond coming in with deadpan quips. It ends up making the character seem to be dissociating to a terrifying degree, constantly on the verge of vomiting or passing out or breaking down sobbing and then immediately suppressing it by making one-liners about the way someone just got dismembered.

I personally use a lot of humor to deal with uncomfortable situations so I don’t find this to be terribly jarring but that probably says more about me than Woods.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



chitoryu12 posted:

After some thought (and realizing I was very tired when doing the last chapter), I am upgrading to Horny Counter: 25 for the "unsupported breasts" of zero gee.

Make it 26, you had two 24s last update.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



chitoryu12 posted:

Chapter 16: Can you See Me Mother Earth?

Bond jabbed with cruel force for his crotch. Again there was a dong. 

Should he be surprised?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Proteus Jones posted:

I'm down. It has to better than the last two.

please

lmao that you're going to poo poo on Skyfall and Spectre while apparently liking Quantum of Solace.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



If that’s what you’re into at the moment look for the granddaddy of them all, The Expert at the Card Table.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Say what you will about the animals themselves but all the fashion and ceremonial bullshit that is built up around them will always make me laugh.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



RIP Hugo Drax: https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/21/entertainment/michael-lonsdale-obituary-trnd/index.html

Edit: I’ve also seen the conversation summary device used to show that a viewpoint character’s attention was drifting from the conversation to his own internal thoughts or something happening in his line of sight but that doesn’t appear to be what’s happening here.

Midjack fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Sep 21, 2020

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



chitoryu12 posted:

Apologies for any slowness in posting. An ex-coworker probably gave me COVID because she was a denialist never wearing a mask and constantly partying and I’m basically bedridden with a fever!

Be well dude. We’ll be here.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



chitoryu12 posted:

Chapter 18: A Watched Plot

Cut to: M's office at 6:00 AM, where nothing of importance has happened and the phone number still hasn't been traced!

Tracing phone calls was a MUCH more involved process before electronic switching stations became widespread in the 70s and 80s, and parts of Europe hung onto older telephone infrastructure for a long time.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Margaret Nolan, who played the gold-painted girl in the Goldfinger credits and Bond’s massage therapist, has died.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Trin Tragula posted:

One of these things is not like the others...

It feels like an artifact of its time; the author seem to be trying to rope in the world's nuclear power and it was probably easier to imagine a terrorist attack in East Germany than elsewhere in the USSR. West Germany suffered a lot of terrorist attacks during its existence so why not add it too. Japan or India seem like they would have made more sense than West Germany, though.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Rainbow Six opened similarly; I wonder if it was deliberate homage by Clancy?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Blofeld mentioned his predecessor so this is a new leader for the new SPECTRE?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Presumably Irma Blunt, who escaped after the escapade with the giant genetically modified wombats

You are probably correct, there is a distinct lack of pronouns referring to Blofeld.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Hey 007 please don’t bone your best friend’s daughter.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Stop creeping on your best friend’s daughter, 007.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



While it wouldn’t be built for 25 years after this book was written, the MGM National Harbor hotel and casino is in the right spot for this.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Space Wolves, huh?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



quote:

Back in the car, she seemed edgy. ‘Where now?’ Bond asked, giving the impression that the show with the hidden entrance was an interesting, but unimportant event.
“Yeah the big bad’s girlfriend showed me the secret shortcut into the big building that I wanted to check out, no big deal.”

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Gats Akimbo posted:

Ew.

Ew.

EW.

:same:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



I guess the 80s are late enough into the Cold War that if Nazis(?) are killing Communists the response of the US and UK wouldn't be to just sit back and

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Gats Akimbo posted:

Yay for technicalities! :smith:

Means the US hasn't lost one since then either! :911:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



REVERSAL OF FORTUNE

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



I assume this will be Good Bad Brad instead of Bad Bad Brad. This is farcical even by 007 standards.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Gumby posted:

An eye-catching black girl, driving a violet-coloured sports car, managed to come between the leading car and the first van just as the convoy climbed the ramp on to the Flyover; while an equally striking white girl, in a violet dress, driving a black sports car, cut in between the second van and the police car in the rear.

Oh no, we're in a Tarantino movie!

Did anybody get a good look at their feet?

I guess the lady in the purple car had a white dress but Gardner forgot to mention it.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



I guess Gardner dropped the Qute character so he could have 007 get schooled by and subsequently bone a different smart girl in every book.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



So I guess Percy will teach 007 how to SEND SPIKE?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



chitoryu12 posted:

Oh, we have a completely different context for Bond and video games that will come up with this book...

I suspected his making GBS threads on Space Invaders would come back to bite him as soon as the computer angle was revealed.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Learning Forth, you say?

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



chitoryu12 posted:

Chapter 9: Inside Endor

Stranger than dedicated wargames freaks?

quote:

‘There are two particular characters – Balmer and Hopcraft,’ Cindy went on after pausing to gaze intently into Bond’s eyes, ‘known to my crowd as Tigerbalm and Happy. Tigerbalm’s about as balmy as a force ten blizzard. Kill you quick as look at you; and Happy’s probably only that way when he’s raping or pillaging. Happy would have made a good Viking raider.’

Was Gardner doing the Stephen King diet when he wrote this?

Ballmer, you say?
https://youtu.be/I14b-C67EXY

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