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Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
This book seems to be getting to the swing of things. It's different but I'm liking it so far.

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Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Related - Humble Bundle has a bundle of James Bond Comics.
Ever read any? Too outside your wheelhouse?

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
It's kind of meta, though. Why waste effort on plausibility? Bond's there explicitly to get captured, because of a clue they deliberately left behind bring him there. Might as well save the effort for separating him from his escort. Hell, they might as well just make appointment on his calendar, it'd be a lot more convenient for everyone involved - that way he doesn't have to worry about getting kidnapped on an empty stomach.
2200 : Drinks
2230 : Dinner
2300 : Drinks
2330 : Constitutional around the acropolis
0015 : Chloroform

This is making me want to visit Greece after all this mess is over.

I've had Turkish coffee with mastic before - is that the same resin they use in Retsina? It was kind of ehh - waste of good coffee by tossing a pinecone in it.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Putin wanting to rename the GU back to the GRU surprises me a little - KGB and the GRU were rivals, weren't they? I'm surprised he doesn't name them the Unintelligence Directorate.

Rockopolis fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Apr 10, 2020

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
I want to say the plot is implausible, that noone is going to believe that the British sent their head of intelligence over to assassinate a bunch of dignitaries, but that's not really the point, is it? It's just rubbing in the humiliation to get all the VIPs killed in just the most Loony Tunes way possible. They might as well paint a tunnel on the hillside by the mortar and say they ran into it and died while trying to escape.

Who Framed Miles Messervy?

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Serious Men's Adventure, "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" vibe.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
:chast2b:
James Bond acts cold, has a hard exterior, but it's really an attempt to armor himself against his own vulnerability. Deep down inside, he is absolutely full of fucks to give.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
I think your horny counter missed the "small, orgasmic flame" from Bond's Ronson.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
James Bond is gearing up to face his toughest foe yet - delirium tremens!

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Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Operation Gladio run wild?

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