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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

Geezer


Couldn't get beans at the shop, had to get spaghetti hoops instead. This has gone too far imo

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007



https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/stat...2332437505?s=19

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

Geezer


RIP my penis i guess

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

i cant edge day and night until this is over. i dont care if it is march madness

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

RIP my penis i guess
yanking too hard sir

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

Couldn't get beans at the shop, had to get spaghetti hoops instead. This has gone too far imo

spaghetti hooops!? see this is why americans give you all so much poo poo.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION
CHU-CHUCKLEVISION




why is there not enough corn syrup in there for your tastes

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

why is there not enough corn syrup in there for your tastes

Good one. :P

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

Geezer


My Shoes posted:

spaghetti hooops!? see this is why americans give you all so much poo poo.

nowt wrong with spaghetti hoops

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

lEt'S mOsEy





Panic! At The Tesco posted:

Couldn't get beans at the shop, had to get spaghetti hoops instead. This has gone too far imo

Perfect post/username combo

Cloner of the Elks
Jul 2, 2006








Anyone else get this? Apparently most of my village didn't because they're still all loving out having fun whilst I work from home, looking of a small window from the box room of my (rented) cottage

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Can anyone explain to me why olive oil is such a hit item during this period? I went into Tesco this morning for food before work and noticed that most of the shelves were empty of olive oil. There's normally a poo poo load on the shelf, I wasn't going to buy any, it just looked odd.

Is there a special way that you can wipe your arse with it so it means not having to use any toilet paper?

Work has been quiet this week, last week felt like christmas again but slightly less gloomier.

Edit: If it's the same when I go in again I'll take a photo.

Rocket Baby Dolls fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Mar 24, 2020

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

lEt'S mOsEy





Angelwolf posted:





Anyone else get this? Apparently most of my village didn't because they're still all loving out having fun whilst I work from home, looking of a small window from the box room of my (rented) cottage

I got it about an hour ago, the funny thing is i'm a key worker so y'know, i can't stay at home

Valko
Sep 17, 2015


I suppose a lot of olive oil being produced (or not produced right now) comes from Italy.

Cloner of the Elks
Jul 2, 2006




Pornhub is temporarily free. Olive oil no longer available. Hmm...

So long as we can still get Digestives and Rich Tea, we'll be alright.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

lEt'S mOsEy





Valko posted:

I suppose a lot of olive oil being produced (or not produced right now) comes from Italy.

isn't it mainly produced in Spain and Greece?

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Angelwolf posted:





Anyone else get this? Apparently most of my village didn't because they're still all loving out having fun whilst I work from home, looking of a small window from the box room of my (rented) cottage

I got mine exactly 5 hours ago.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.


Angelwolf posted:





Anyone else get this? Apparently most of my village didn't because they're still all loving out having fun whilst I work from home, looking of a small window from the box room of my (rented) cottage

Everyone got it. It's from the govt.

Of course, being from the govt, this warning system was launched two weeks later than it should have been.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

this is the uber-brexit

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007



Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

Can anyone explain to me why olive oil is such a hit item during this period? I went into Tesco this morning for food before work and noticed that most of the shelves were empty of olive oil. There's normally a poo poo load on the shelf, I wasn't going to buy any, it just looked odd.

It's healthier than other cooking oils, can be used as salad dressing, many pasta recipes call for olive oil and it's tasty on it's own if you are into mediterranian breakfasts (mixing olives, olive oil and some dried herbs like oregano).

I got 2 bottles like two weeks ago before any of the measures were in for normal cooking.

Cloner of the Elks
Jul 2, 2006




Galewolf posted:

I got 2 bottles like two weeks ago before any of the measures were in for normal cooking.

gently caress this rear end in a top hat panic-buying hoarder. Get 'im!

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007



Hell, there isn't a single Gordon Ramsay recipe that doesn't require metric ton of olive oil.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007



Angelwolf posted:

gently caress this rear end in a top hat panic-buying hoarder. Get 'im!

You plebs might try to lynch me but I'll be waiting, naked and covered in nectar of gods, glistening and pure and I welcome death with a smiling whisper between my lips: "Extra Virgin"

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

lEt'S mOsEy





Galewolf posted:

Hell, there isn't a single Gordon Ramsay recipe that doesn't require metric ton of olive oil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4fHRi19Gzc

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019



Galewolf posted:

Hell, there isn't a single Gordon Ramsay recipe that doesn't require metric ton of olive oil.

A good cook would use two metric tons of butter.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008




Gravy Boat 2k

Mozi posted:

this is the uber-brexit

They're gonna BREXIT harder than even they knew how

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007



Bronze Fonz posted:

A good cook would use two metric tons of butter.


Heretic, butter is for rice and breakfast eggs only (and everything as well)

Cloner of the Elks
Jul 2, 2006




For mashed potatoes, too. Do not forget the mash.

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~






The lockdown is actually my perfect lifestyle. Knock down all non-essential shops and offices and replace them with nature reserves imo. Letís have social distancing, deliveries and WFH forever

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007



Angelwolf posted:

For mashed potatoes, too. Do not forget the mash.

I literally made the best creamy mash using my secret formula (secret formula: shitloads of butter) while my gf oven fried minted lamb for lunch.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION
CHU-CHUCKLEVISION




yes, lets enjoy the outside world for a maximum of an hour a day

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010



Angelwolf posted:





Anyone else get this? Apparently most of my village didn't because they're still all loving out having fun whilst I work from home, looking of a small window from the box room of my (rented) cottage

The text message being sent from the NHS to people who are clinically "extremely vulnerable" tells them they must stay home for 12 weeks.


Lolie fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Mar 24, 2020

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
Racist Trump supporter please do not try to engage in good faith. Mock him.

Oh yeah and I'll keep buying this avatar so I mean you can change it if you want but I'm changing it when I notice.

how is the pm over doing anyway, there was a bit of a ruckus when he won then it's been crickets ever since. he dealing with this mess ok?

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007



Mnoba posted:

how is the pm over doing anyway, there was a bit of a ruckus when he won then it's been crickets ever since. he dealing with this mess ok?

You mean BoJo?

He willingly let everyone cough each others face in the tube for 3 weeks while experts everwhere screamed in fetal position that it will get everyone (*) killed and now tut-tutting dumbfuck Londoners buying flowers laced with corona virus in open markets to give their elderly parents while scratch card lottery crowds trample each other over while trying to sneak into NHS/elderly hours in Tesco to buy tp.

I'd say he's doing fab.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

He's our special golden Boy

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

lEt'S mOsEy





Mnoba posted:

how is the pm over doing anyway, there was a bit of a ruckus when he won then it's been crickets ever since. he dealing with this mess ok?

Valko
Sep 17, 2015


I see the police have already broken up a BBQ now they are telling people to stop sunbathing and go home:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9aCKX6awHg

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.


The really stupid thing is that most of them are compliant with the half-arsed rules about social distancing.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!


Lolie posted:

The text message being sent from the NHS to people who are clinically "extremely vulnerable" tells them they must stay home for 12 weeks.



jesus you can open your window but you cant go outside?! wtf? why?

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019
Probation
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Valko posted:

I see the police have already broken up a BBQ now they are telling people to stop sunbathing and go home:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9aCKX6awHg

I cant see this happening in US mid sized and smaller sized cities..... maybe NYC or LA

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Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.


And someone please explain to me why bicycle shops are specifically exempted from the retail outlets closure order?

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