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goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer
Oh good mandatory face coverings on public transport, just in time, in ten days.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



yeah... great

which wonderful goon is doing the masks for the food bank again?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




face coverings should of been mandatory in any indoor public space from.... about 3 months ago.... :(

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

hemale in pain posted:

face coverings should of been mandatory in any indoor public space from.... about 3 months ago.... :(


The advice on face coverings has been absolutely awful for the UK the whole time.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I have to admit looking from the outside in to experiencing some grim humour at just how thoroughly the UK is loving up everything to do with this, although the fact that I won't be able to visit home and my 93 year old grandad any time soon nor have UK friends and family visit me here in Europe is depressing

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Oh we're doing mandatory masks now? Just on public transport though? Can we make shopping twats do it too please? Someone always gets too close and it was gross even before all this.

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!
I don't get this whole "people are sensible and will follow the guidance" thing. Ok, yeah, maybe a lot of people will, but a significant number of people also won't! It's like the repeated talking about 'common sense' where following common sense can equally lead to outcomes as diverse as isolating from as many social interactions as possible, to 60 mile eye test drives.

My best guess is fear they won't have the staff to enforce it but it seems really odd to me because it's so contrary to my understanding of human nature.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

hemale in pain posted:

face coverings should of been mandatory in any indoor public space from.... about 3 months ago.... :(

should have/should've

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i was waiting outside co op in a queue to pick up a delivery and some grandma came out of the shop huffed at everyone waiting and then walked very closely on purpose near everyone in the queue

:rip:

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
TfL can't even enforce tapping in properly so they lose like 3 mil on fare dodgers and I'd love to see how this will turn out.

Also, welcome to March 2020 I guess.

O.N.E
Jun 4, 2020
All those people taking the car to work ought to bring the price of oil back up!
Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Voting Floater
May 19, 2019

This is where the Dominic Cummings saga will truly cause damage. The government's credibility has been completely undermined by not punishing him or even admitting he'd done anything wrong, instead they actively stuck to the nonsense excuses he gave and brushed it all off. There's bound to be tons of people who'd previously gone along with the lockdown measures but will now think "why should I bother?" when the government try to bring in any new restrictions.

I don't have any immediate prospect of my working from home ending, so I'm essentially sticking to what I was already doing during full lockdown and only coming into contact with people once a week on my shopping trip, which I'm wearing my goon-made mask for. Here were the details to get one:

Rondette posted:

Ok UK Goons, dunno if anyone is interested, but I am sewing cloth face masks. Not for profit, but for charity. Every penny raised is going to a local food bank. I've raised nearly a grand so far and would like to raise more.

I have a FB page- https://www.facebook.com/sewingforfood/

Or go straight to the donation page here if you Don't Do Facebook- https://localgiving.org/fundraising/sewingforfood/

Then I just need your address, and what kind/colour. (tell me via the FB page or email beckydraws@yahoo.co.uk )

They're pretty comfy masks, if I say so myself.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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hemale in pain posted:

face coverings should of been mandatory in any indoor public space from.... about 3 months ago.... :(

It's alright the government enforced mandatory self isolation for all arrivals to the country :) so hopefully it will be traceable

From Monday

Taking Control of our Borders ™️

O.N.E
Jun 4, 2020

Ratjaculation posted:

It's alright the government enforced mandatory self isolation for all arrivals to the country :) so hopefully it will be traceable

From Monday

Taking Control of our Borders ™️

More an attempt to prevent people escaping and spending their furlough money in forrin places than owt else.
I shall escape however.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

The quarantine period will magically disappear and/or become ‘no longer necessary’ on or abouts 17th July. It doesn’t take a genius to know why this is

O.N.E
Jun 4, 2020

Viruswithshoes posted:

The quarantine period will magically disappear and/or become ‘no longer necessary’ on or abouts 17th July. It doesn’t take a genius to know why this is

Is that when parliament breaks? MPs are exempt anyway.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Ratjaculation posted:

It's alright the government enforced mandatory self isolation for all arrivals to the country :) so hopefully it will be traceable

From Monday

Taking Control of our Borders ™️

but coronavirus is coming from inside the borders :ohdear:

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Ratjaculation posted:

yeah... great

which wonderful goon is doing the masks for the food bank again?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3924293

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I'm going to continue like typhoid mary and wear no mask, no gloves, no handwashing, no bathing. It's seen me through so far.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Galewolf posted:

TfL can't even enforce tapping in properly so they lose like 3 mil on fare dodgers and I'd love to see how this will turn out.

Also, welcome to March 2020 I guess.

I was in London in February and forgot to tap at the station I got on at because the machines are tiny and there's no gate so I just forgot. I got to a massive main station, tapped and then was denied because I'd forgot to tap first. Realising this I went to find a ticket person to pay and ended up getting threatened by some arsehole of a woman who tried to make out like I SHOULD BE getting fined a grand... Bitch I could hop the barrier if I wanted to, I'm being honest paying, stop being a dickhead.

So fare dodging, if you do it, respect because they don't have any for you if you're honest.

O.N.E
Jun 4, 2020

Aginor posted:

I'm going to continue like typhoid mary and wear no mask, no gloves, no handwashing, no bathing. It's seen me through so far.

This, pretty much. Apart from the bathing thing which I do on occasion. If I haven't had... It's hard to get.

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

O.N.E posted:

This, pretty much. Apart from the bathing thing which I do on occasion. If I haven't had... It's hard to get.

Bathing is for the Burgeoise. I'm going to get drunk in the mud!

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I was in London in February and forgot to tap at the station I got on at because the machines are tiny and there's no gate so I just forgot. I got to a massive main station, tapped and then was denied because I'd forgot to tap first. Realising this I went to find a ticket person to pay and ended up getting threatened by some arsehole of a woman who tried to make out like I SHOULD BE getting fined a grand... Bitch I could hop the barrier if I wanted to, I'm being honest paying, stop being a dickhead.

So fare dodging, if you do it, respect because they don't have any for you if you're honest.

Sometimes the TfL people can do that to "give a lesson" or straight up being overzealous but I think they're just doing their jobs and in the last year I have witnessed alot of abuse and actual danger the staff (especially the tube crews) towards them.

My point was, people straight up dodgee fares and drivers can't/won't do poo poo because getting stabbed or punched/yelled at for 1.5 pounds is not worth it and I don't expect them to check people for masks.

The police does suprise fare checks on busy lines during rush hour but I can't see how this can be enforced.

This all feels like, "well, we told you to wear masks and you didn't now grandpa is dead because of you" setup to me tbh.

Maybe through CCTVs it can be pushed but idk.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

I went down to the BML protest in Belfast city centre the other day, and pretty much everyone was wearing a mask of some sort. Compare that to my occasional visits to local shops to buy essentials where I'm pretty much the only person wearing a mask, and everyone else in the shop is wilfully ignorant of how one-way systems work and have a special kind of selective blindness that limits their ability to see floor markings.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

RedTeam posted:

I don't get this whole "people are sensible and will follow the guidance" thing. Ok, yeah, maybe a lot of people will, but a significant number of people also won't!

I was pleasantly surprised to read a realistic email from Hackney Council about their preparations for re-opening Broadway Market in the future (where I used to work on Saturday). Describing their fairly stringent proposals, they were exceptionally clear that, although they’d like to leave it up to people to be sensible and think of others, they know that people are in fact utterly feckless arseholes who can’t be trusted to pour piss out of a boot.

O.N.E
Jun 4, 2020

BMX Ninja posted:

I went down to the BML protest in Belfast city centre the other day, and pretty much everyone was wearing a mask of some sort. Compare that to my occasional visits to local shops to buy essentials where I'm pretty much the only person wearing a mask, and everyone else in the shop is wilfully ignorant of how one-way systems work and have a special kind of selective blindness that limits their ability to see floor markings.

I'm pretty certain that NI has decided lockdown is over on a selective basis. i.e it's okay for their social group to ignore it, but if someone else does it's an attempt at genocide. Sometimes, but not always based upon traditional NI lines. I would also have to disagree about "pretty much everyone wearing a mask of some sort" at City Hall, yes there were more than I've seen anywhere else of late but I'd still call it a minority of those there, and I'll be quite open about the fact that I was unmasked and shall remain so for the duration.

It'll be interesting to see if we do get "spikes" due to socialisation, theoretically we should have had the VE Day casualties this week, bank holiday infections next week... The VE increase doesn't seem to have happened, let's see if the beach BBQ one does.

Mojo Jojo
Sep 21, 2005

goldenninjawarrior posted:

Oh good mandatory face coverings on public transport, just in time, in ten days.

I ended up chatting to the chap who runs my office yesterday and he seemed thoroughly confused by government advice.

Apparently his read was that masks were expressly forbidden in the working environment, which doesn't seem right to me. The good news is that we don't plan to reopen for a while

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

Torquemada posted:

I was pleasantly surprised to read a realistic email from Hackney Council about their preparations for re-opening Broadway Market in the future (where I used to work on Saturday). Describing their fairly stringent proposals, they were exceptionally clear that, although they’d like to leave it up to people to be sensible and think of others, they know that people are in fact utterly feckless arseholes who can’t be trusted to pour piss out of a boot.

No poo poo, my partner and I were down there every Saturday buying a katsu chicken wrap on our way to lidl. Gonna go check out the regs anyway cos while I am dying for said wrap, I'm a bit iffy about how many people are gonna be about

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Probably won’t be open for a few weeks yet.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

RedTeam posted:

I don't get this whole "people are sensible and will follow the guidance" thing. Ok, yeah, maybe a lot of people will, but a significant number of people also won't! It's like the repeated talking about 'common sense' where following common sense can equally lead to outcomes as diverse as isolating from as many social interactions as possible, to 60 mile eye test drives.

My best guess is fear they won't have the staff to enforce it but it seems really odd to me because it's so contrary to my understanding of human nature.

It's almost as if the government is quite happy for a significant number of poor people to die horribly and is finding every twisted weasel way possible to encourage it while having a laughably thin veneer of plausible deniability...

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Aww, I missed IRN-BRU CHAT.

500ml bottle of Irn-Bru and a Mars Bar was always my go to hangover cure.

Anyone else remember Irn-Bru 32, the energy drink? They brought it back sorta, but they changed the name. No idea if it tastes like it used to though as I haven't tried it.

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009
Had a can of the new energy drink and it did sweet bugger all for me.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Just realised there was no clap yesterday, I guess it finally ended. Thank god.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
Mission accomplished.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Ratjaculation posted:

Just realised there was no clap yesterday, I guess it finally ended. Thank god.

Didn't you hear we beat the virus and can go outside and stuff now

O.N.E
Jun 4, 2020

Dell_Zincht posted:

Didn't you hear we beat the virus and can go outside and stuff now

I was looking on it more as a score draw.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Dell_Zincht posted:

Didn't you hear we beat the virus and can go outside and stuff now

We?

More like me. I clapped for at least 3 seconds longer than the rest of the street AND I took viagra to make sure I was staying at full alert 24/7

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Ratjaculation posted:

We?

More like me. I clapped for at least 3 seconds longer than the rest of the street AND I took viagra to make sure I was staying at full alert 24/7

Yeah but have you started booing Boris on thursdays instead

because I boo Boris every day, personally

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Boris is a hero who has led the country to victory against a foreign enemy

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Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
I got called in to work from my clients' offices starting from the end of this month which is fine because I swear remote working is not my thing at all.

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