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The line is "make it last forever" OP, and yes I am aware of most of the traps I'm falling into.
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I can't get enough of are Dan 
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The Auschwitz selfie of the lockdown.
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Someone register ismcdonaldsopenyet.com, I need to know.
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I'm dirt poor, Greggs is for booj scum, and have I told you about my clients?
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I clap because if I don't the neighbours Will Remember That.monkeytennis posted:Daim Bar. The End. Is the correct answer, though I would give half marks for Boost.
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Apr 24, 2020 08:53
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That's a decent pun but it's three lols and an emptyquote worth of humour, not six figures of likes.
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Boris' compromise was acknowledging that the two main nurses who helped him were foreign, and one was from an EU country. He might even think of them occasionally.
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To be fair they're handling everything better than me, I had a dream last night that the Two Ronnies once did a sketch where they made a face mask by freeze-drying spaghetti hoops out of a tin. I know where all the individual parts of that came from, but seeing my brain put it all together in that fashion is slightly concerning.
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Congrats on being a mass murderer by proxy, I guess.
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crispix posted:corona virus jumped out from behind my sofa and held me down and put a woman's bra and lipstick on me Nice one, free bra. More viruses should be lingerie based.
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Chrs posted:This morning I went out for cat food and saw a headline reading “MR BLOBBY RUINS SUMMER” so even the tabloids are turning against them now  Blimey, what a bastard.
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Racist. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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