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time to take a big swig of coffee and see what the GBS goons have to say about the uk i have now swallowed my coffee, because nothing was even remotely funny enough to make me do a spit take
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Mar 24, 2020 19:54
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yes, lets enjoy the outside world for a maximum of an hour a day
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Mar 24, 2020 23:51
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My Shoes posted:jesus you can open your window but you cant go outside?! wtf? why? come on, have a think. i know you can do this
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Mar 25, 2020 00:35
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do it, coward. sacrifice your life to make number go up for company
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Galewolf posted:gently caress, it's like London is the worst place to be in social terms which is like the whole gimmick of the city was being able to do all sorts of different things outside and be able to find all sorts of entertainment. Now it feels like just an expensive prison yard yeah it sucks. work from home in the most expensive city in the uk lol also, all the people are loving morons. you've got people queuing up for supermarkets sticking to the 2m rule, and then as soon as they leave they're brushing shoulders on the pavement and casually licking things
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Mar 26, 2020 20:49
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lemme just google boris bus. oh it's lots of lovely little news articles about his silly little hobby, and not the articles about the poo poo buses that he bought or the brexit NHS bus. that's convenient. thanks media
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Mar 29, 2020 01:06
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Sloth Life posted:I am not looking forward to WFH I live in a teeny weeny flat and the housemate looks like they will be WFH too. ya the Work Mindset due to the change in environmental context is a thing. it's not a thing worth sacrificing multiple hours of your day for, and i totally understand those with a new love for homeworking and who no longer need to spend hours crammed in someone's armpit on public transport, but i kinda liked being allowed to leave my flat and having two rather long walks a day.
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Mar 30, 2020 11:08
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no-one knows what's going on i still reckon they're hoping to relax restrictions in time for a summer wave of virus fun, because the damage to Number is quite considerable at this point i will gladly sacrifice your grandmother today in order to have a pint tomorrow
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Mar 30, 2020 15:55
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i mean presumably they will switch back when demand recedes if demand recedes pubs will go out of business because no-one's in them, it was tight margins anyway, and they still need to pay rent etc.
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Mar 30, 2020 23:21
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wooger posted:Huh? Why don’t they just get jobs in Leicester lmao
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Mar 31, 2020 13:31
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who wants to spam downing street with goatse https://twitter.com/nmsonline/status/1244987385181585410?s=19
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Mar 31, 2020 18:43
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the filth clearly have the public interest in mind, and, in their role of community stabilisers, police by consent. this requires them to audit your cereal purchases and fine you in order to pop an authority-semi, and if it means a couple of people get pneumonia and die when they wouldn't otherwise have done so, that's just the price you pay for a civilised society. Are Boys In Blue need some way to blow off steam
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Apr 3, 2020 10:56
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Saint Drogo posted:how did you get next week's telegraph already?? im dominic cummings irl if the coronavirus has its way he'll soon be dominic goings lol
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Apr 3, 2020 13:50
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Jeza posted:no offence, but people might save their pity for people who are really going to suffer rather than somebody who has taken the time to post probably several hundreds thousand pounds worth of conspicuous consumption on this website.
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Apr 4, 2020 00:00
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MarcusSA posted:You have seen the light. jesus how high's he set the pressure
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Apr 4, 2020 12:54
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lib dem voters will ensure it continues 8pm every thursday forever
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Apr 4, 2020 20:20
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googled my energy supplier because i've got an old pay-as-you-go key electricity meter in this rental place that i haven't gotten swapped out. mostly just wanted to see whether there was a pay-online function, but got reading their stuff about people isolating due to coronavirus. real helpful, they were  please ensure you have your emergencies within the defined timeframes.
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Apr 4, 2020 22:53
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i've been trying to not go out unless it's really essential because i'm in one of the more disease-ridden boroughs. from what i can see on my street i'm really not surprised we're in such a bad way also the buzzing whine of lovely scooter engines driven by delivery drivers is slowly driving me mad
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Apr 5, 2020 19:08
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johnson with corona, i know, i know, it's serious johnson with corona i know, i know it's really serious
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Apr 5, 2020 21:34
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it's a coup by gove. an elite squad of parlimentarians, armed with the mace, will finish boris off at NHS nightingale
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Apr 6, 2020 00:21
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crispix posted:You'd have thought Boris would be more careful since he's really not a spring chicken and is a fat knacker as well he didn't believe he could get sick, because he's the prime minster and special
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yes, gove finished him off with a pillow
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Apr 6, 2020 09:55
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Torquemada posted:Just lol if you think Gove is competent to do this. He’d spend an hour trying to figure out which way round the pillow should be. oh i never said it was intentional
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Apr 6, 2020 10:48
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it's better than loving a live pig's head
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Apr 6, 2020 15:29
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Just Chamber posted:The rich will always find a way to get preferential treatment, though as he's the leader of the country its probably understandable they'd take every precaution in this case. i don't hope he dies with any great fervour, but on balance i'd be in favour of it because that's the funnier outcome this is not my standard approach to sick people, but when rich conservatives make it abundantly clear they don't see other people as human, it's hard not to return the favour
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Apr 6, 2020 21:27
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can't believe the antisemitic virus has assassinated Our Lad Bozza like this
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Apr 6, 2020 22:07
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spacetoaster posted:Hmmm, I figure there'd be a sword involved somehow. Either pulled from a stone, or handed to someone by a lady in a lake, or just a good ol' duel. Its a mace, you oaf!
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Apr 7, 2020 09:03
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jeffery epswine
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you fool, you absolute guardian reader
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Apr 7, 2020 12:54
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Galewolf posted:Yeah I know it's harsh everywhere and it's just my slowly dying extrovert inside wanting to go out and rave with 200 randos in some Brixton venue like the hipster I am. seeing the dickheads out today; trust me, you don't want to
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Apr 7, 2020 18:41
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Jeza posted:France is doing similar or worse on every metric, why exactly is their death toll predicted to be less than a quarter of ours? And Italy is going to somehow completely stop all deaths in about 3-4 days? maybe it's a population density thing? or perhaps it is due to the SECRET CURE that UNESCO DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW https://twitter.com/UNESCO/status/1241120640981250048
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Apr 8, 2020 12:54
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that is clearly a cheese
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Apr 9, 2020 00:00
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Apr 9, 2020 09:46
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i thought he was concious and able to make decisions
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Apr 9, 2020 18:25
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are they the brown ones wrapped in colourful foil? they're loving awful to fry i'll tell you that much
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Apr 9, 2020 23:22
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wooger posted:I hope they mean “Farmers to pay a reasonable wage”, given that they’re in dire straits if the fruit and veg doesn’t get picked. lol
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Apr 10, 2020 10:02
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lol no need for the slash
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Apr 10, 2020 10:41
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Pistol_Pete posted:Yeah, they say "nothing lasts forever" and then immediately follow up with "friendship never ends", which is jarringly inconsistent. it isn't a negative statement, op. they are saying that the concept of 'nothing' is eternal, and directly equating it with 'friendship', implying that these two eternal concepts are identical. friendship, in the scheme of things, means nothing. the juxtaposition between this actual semantic content of the song and the syntactical context of a bunch of people jumping around indicating that they are friends is a direct and searing indictment of the manufactured nature of the girl group's relationship - remember, Wannabe was the debut single, and the group had barely come together. also they said 'zig a zig ah' because it sounded funny
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HJB posted:The line is "make it last forever" OP, and yes I am aware of most of the traps I'm falling into. gently caress now i need to pick a new topic for my phd
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