Which fictional character(s) would be best or worst to be quarantined with?

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Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

I think this would be one of the worst possible occasions for every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality to come in with everything for a HUGE party.

They have everything, SARS, Ebola, Corvid-69. We'd all be dead within hours.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 20:33

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 09:41

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Egbert Souse posted:

Roderick Usher

Interesting

# ? Mar 24, 2020 20:34

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Let's just say I don't want to get quarantined with Colonel Ives

# ? Mar 24, 2020 20:37

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

The ghost army from LOTR would be pretty bad. With the way they went through the orcs and the elephants just think what they would do to your fridge.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 20:50

JK Fresco: Jul 5, 2019

Some sort of beautiful horny chef maid

# ? Mar 24, 2020 20:52

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

doverhog posted:

So the obvious answer is Jesus, or Dr. Manhattan, because he could cure everyone and end the quarantine.

But assuming we are stuck in there, Promethea. Could learn a lot, also she dtf

if I understood the ending of Promethea right, we�re all quarantined with Promethea rn, because Promethea is our imagination made manifest

also, vacationing in the collective human imagination like it�s a jaunt to the Oregon coast sounds like it would be cool as hell

# ? Mar 24, 2020 20:56

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

JK Fresco posted:

Some sort of beautiful horny chef maid

for you that would be fictional buddy

# ? Mar 24, 2020 20:57

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Imagine being stuck inside quarantined with Mickey Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck.

Coincidentally that's what I call my kid, myself and my wife at this point.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 20:58

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

SatansOnion posted:

if I understood the ending of Promethea right, we�re all quarantined with Promethea rn, because Promethea is our imagination made manifest

So is Jesus, and every other thing really. I call myself a wizard. :cheers:

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:00

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Imagine being stuck inside quarantined with Mickey Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck.

Coincidentally that's what I call my kid, myself and my wife at this point.

So Kingdom Hearts?

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:02

JK Fresco: Jul 5, 2019

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Imagine being stuck inside quarantined with Mickey Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck.

Coincidentally that's what I call my kid, myself and my wife at this point.

I like Donald that guy is never chill tho

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:02

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

JK Fresco posted:

I like Donald that guy is never chill tho

You can say thay again!

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:03

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Imagine being stuck inside quarantined with Mickey Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck.

Coincidentally that's what I call my kid, myself and my wife at this point.

Think about being stuck in the house with Goofy and Pete their Goof Troop versions.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:04

JK Fresco: Jul 5, 2019

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:06

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

JK Fresco posted:

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man! you cant even post a video right!

Im comin over to yer house to give ya a swirlie!

*puts her PPE on*

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:07

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

pixaal posted:

So Kingdom Hearts?

More like the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse versions. :suicide:

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:08

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

biracial bear for uncut posted:

As best or worst?

Yes.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:12

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

that crazy guy from ancient aliens, joe rogan, and alex jones

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:13

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

JK Fresco posted:

I like Donald that guy is never chill tho

At least he resisted becoming a nazi

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:14

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

At least he resisted becoming a nazi

He did love some murder and rape though.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:16

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Ian Anderson.

While I die I'll at least get some bitchin' folk rock to fade away with.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:18

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

biracial bear for uncut posted:

He did love some murder and rape though.

Yes, he is still a duck after all

# ? Mar 24, 2020 22:13

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Jesus would laugh and tell you humanity deserves the plague before he leaves to go find another sex worker, because who the gently caress is going to keep Jesus anywhere he doesn't want to stay?

three nails.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 22:29

Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

Any of Rob Schnieder's film or television characters. Also, Rob Schnieder.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 23:31

raspurtin: Apr 18, 2005

Best: Rose from Golden Girls (maybe a slightly younger version) because she would be positive and cheerful and maybe down for a little snuggling on the couch

Worst: Garfield. Worst cat ever.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 00:03

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

my dog died im sad posted:

Any of Rob Schnieder's film or television characters. Also, Rob Schnieder.

gently caress yeah. I want the one where he's piloting that helicopter. Blue thunder?

e: Wait poo poo that's Roy Scheider. GET THE gently caress OUT OF HERE

# ? Mar 25, 2020 01:25

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 02:10

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Best? Probably Joi from Blade Runner 2049.

Worst? Mecha-Hitler probably.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 02:50

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Julius CSAR posted:

Best? Probably Joi from Blade Runner 2049.

This is a great pick altho her not being corporeal would cause some stress.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 02:59

French Canadian: Feb 23, 2004; Fluffy cat sensory experience

Predator but all he got is a Nerf gun.

Or maybe a face hugger for when I'm feelin lonely?

Or maybe all the things from jumanji

# ? Mar 25, 2020 04:11

Flutieflakes017: Feb 16, 2012; only if you've been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain

Best: Pick from Somethingawful, Tony Soprano, Dominic Toretto. Someone else said Randy Marsh, solid choice.

Worst: Every other poster from Somethingawful, the cast of Downton Abbey. Also Captain Picard, he's a solid dude but boy he'd give me some guff about how much I'm boozing.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 04:21

Iceache: Jul 9, 2009

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Maybe some kind of wizard. But it can't be a boring, do-nothing wizard who just smokes and shares weed wisdom. Can't be a boring "Power is a great burden and not to be used lightly" wizard, either. Needs to be a wizard who really knows how to have fun with it, you know?

So I gotta go with this lady, right here:

She's really good at funny voices and improv. Has this cool party trick she can do with her head.

And no, her weirdo sister isn't invited. Croaker is an idiot and picked the wrong one to back, okay? He should've supported his direct employer and almost-friend in her attempted coup instead of siding with the boss's abusive and clearly even-more-evil boss just because he had a crush.

Here's the perfect candidate

# ? Mar 25, 2020 08:10

ninjoatse.cx: Apr 9, 2005; Fun Shoe

worst: bile demon from dungeon keeper 2

best: anime girl harem. any of them :3:

# ? Mar 25, 2020 08:24

Scott Lame: Jan 8, 2014

Best: Dana Scully, who would maintain a strict quarantine and would gradually fall in love with me based on my extensive knowledge of Microsoft Excel and ability to name and describe every episode of Star Trek: The Original Series

Worst: either Pinhead from Hellraiser who would keep flaying the flesh from my bones or Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 09:22

Soul Reaver: Mar 8, 2009; in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless

UltraRed posted:

worst: bile demon from dungeon keeper 2

best: anime girl harem. any of them

Christ no to your 'best'. I couldn't think of anything more awful than being constantly physically abused and humiliated and called a pervert even when I'm honestly not.

Though a girl from a hentai anime could possibly be up there as one of the best (if exhausting) as the weird moon logic used to justify the endless parade of ensuing bizarre sex acts would be pretty entertaining.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 10:43

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Well I for one would quarantine with Snoopy.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 11:55

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

just come right out and make the "which anime girl do you want to gently caress" thread that you wanted to make in the first place, OP.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:00

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Always remember to mention the age of the anime girl's soul. Can't be too careful.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:05

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

UltraRed posted:

worst: bile demon from dungeon keeper 2

best: anime girl harem. any of them

You know the guy in the harem never gets to have sex with any if the girls, right?

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Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Applewhite posted:

three nails.

Only because his dad made him do it.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 16:25

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