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"Karen and the girls are out all weekend panning for gold somewhere in the hinterland outside of Culver City, so you know what that means" I hit post from the cab of my uncle's matte black F150, eyeing the popped the hood beyond the windshield, protecting our pot of cheeseburger macaroni hamburger helper simmering on the engine block (we don't have 1 and a third cups of hot water we just leave the beef fat in tim allen grunting noises) |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:58 |
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the doctor tells me screentime isn't my problem, but instead that my chronic, unfounded belief that everyone on the internet is one the boyz is i call him a freakin quack and hit him with the shaka brah, though I'll admit I don't know what it means
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 17:46 |
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kevdog mentioned yesterday that if he died that we should delete his internet history. I laughed along with the boyz, but i find myself awake at 3am, asking the universe who would be embarrassed by cool pictures of jethro tull rock and roll
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 17:49 |
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dear diary, today henry started talking to me again! he has finally cooled down after our argument as to whether or not pennzoil is made in pennsylvania (its not it's made in los angeles the city of angles).
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 19:30 |
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Heather Papps posted:me and the boys, feverishly planning the best possible boys night on a white board. Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:There once was a young knight from the far away town of Bray-Kur. Bray-Kur was a coastal town, mostly filled with fishermen and sea traders. The young knight's name was Kitanara, but his friends called him simply, Kit. More than anything Kit wanted to be a knight. He had no interest in fishing, and while he had his sea legs and was confident on a ship, stories of battle and war were more to his liking. gdam i love byob
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 21:18 |
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Manifisto posted:boy's night, or boys'oween, is the night before all girls day. on boys'oween, boys get up to ritual antics such as eating sandwiches over the sink, farting without apology, and making the jackoff motion in mixed company to indicate disapproval. owlhawk911 posted:boys night. calm, dark, and moonless. the boys are everywhere. you can sense them. a beer can clatters to the ground behind you, you spin around but there's no one there. this night belongs to the boys. if you are still you can hear them chanting. "chug chug CHUG CHUG" the voices grow nearer. there is a wild cheer and the boys are upon you. they pick you up by your feet and hold you over a keg. their chant begins anew. there is no escape from the boys, here on their night. as you give into their chant and begin to chug your fear washes away. you are one of the boys. this is your night. you can chug no more, warm beer flows down your face and you are let down onto the sidewalk. you throw up the shakka and fade into the darkness FutonForensic posted:boys night is gettin wild. Chubbs just rubbed his eyes after eating the jalapeno poppers, and they're getting REAL wet lmbo
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 23:28 |
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me and the friggin boyz dismayed and embarrassed when we learn dominos is a game and not a building block
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2020 02:55 |
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the boys nights stop for nothing
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2020 02:58 |
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gettin matching tribal chest tattoos with the boys not because of how cool the design encircles our nips but because the tattoo lays over our hearts, where we harbour great love for the boys
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2020 12:02 |
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we all chipped in at the dave and busters and built greg a new leg out of buffalo chicken tendies 2 replace the one he lost on his riding mower when it ran over him cuz he fell off it cuz he was mowing the lawn but then a lady with some big bazombogagoogoos walked by and he got distracted and fell
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2020 19:12 |
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but I use it like it’s a smiling man dressed up like a flower and not the sun
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2020 01:43 |
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pouring castor oil all over each other and wrassling and holding hands and butterfly kissing the boyz
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2020 13:20 |
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spent boyz night designing new sandwich filling combinations we didn’t have any bread so we just made them between our hands did you guys know that Carl moisturizes
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 00:23 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:58 |
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cracking a bud in my camping chair as me and the boyz watch Andy sit on a cake for his big day
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 12:49 |