ITT we are at a summer BBQ

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	Burgin
	carne asada for taco bar
	im getting blasted drunk before sunset
	SERIOUS CORNHOLE TOURNEY TIME BITCH
	doggy gets the scraps
	i gently caress for 7 layer dip
	DOOBIE GRIL THE DOGS
	Kiss The Goku Chef apron

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

*wakes up in cold sweat, it's month 8 of the quarantine*
A BBQ? Outside? Haha not likely
*chews on a leather belt*

# ? Mar 26, 2020 13:34

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:36

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

Captain_Indigo posted:

Home owners expected barbecue to wind down about 9. It's now 3Am.
A ragtag ensemble of remaining drunk guests - the off casts from various social groups who didn't know each other 6 hours ago - throw burning logs to each other in the garden.
Two men are vomiting at opposite ends of the yard.
A neighbour has taken her top off.
One person repeatedly hisses 'sssssssssssh guys' at a louder volume than the rest of the guests screaming.
Feral children sleep through the chaos in a convoy of strollers gathered precariously close to a pool littered with wet hotdog buns.

Wow, you paint a picture with words :allears:

# ? Mar 26, 2020 14:40

hell astro course: Dec 10, 2009; pizza sucks

I brought some leek, mushroom, and poblano... could you toss it on the grill and- What? no, i�m not vegan I just like grilled vegetables. Thanks!! *stares quietly as the vegetables go ignored*

so uhm.. how many hamburgers can you eat?

# ? Mar 26, 2020 16:02

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

hell astro course posted:

I brought some leek, mushroom, and poblano... could you toss it on the grill and- What? no, i�m not vegan I just like grilled vegetables. Thanks!! *stares quietly as the vegetables go ignored*

so uhm.. how many hamburgers can you eat?

You would be welcome at my BBQ friend. Grilled shrooms and poblanos are :discourse:

# ? Mar 26, 2020 23:40

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

voted for everything except 7-layer-dip

that poo poo is like 90% beans and iceberg lettuce

...although it still tastes p good

# ? Mar 26, 2020 23:56

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

tmm3k posted:

YIKES!!!!!

# ? Mar 26, 2020 23:57

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Seaniqua posted:

voted for everything except 7-layer-dip

that poo poo is like 90% beans and iceberg lettuce

...although it still tastes p good

buffalo chicen dip is where its at

# ? Mar 27, 2020 00:18

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Chinatown posted:

buffalo chicen dip is where its at

This is real.

Grilled vegetables belong in the trash though.

# ? Mar 27, 2020 00:21

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

*eyes pile of lukewarm hot dogs*

*has had 5 hot dogs already*

# ? Mar 27, 2020 00:21

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

No I know you have vlassics but do you have real pickles? some cornichons or small batch heirlooms??

# ? Mar 27, 2020 01:05

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

*Begins to seeat profusely as I try to puzzle out why your fifty year old bachelorette aunt caressed my shoulder as she told me how much she loves pickles*

# ? Mar 27, 2020 01:07

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

sugar free jazz posted:

No I know you have vlassics but do you have real pickles? some cornichons or small batch heirlooms??

I got a stash of Claussen for myself.

# ? Mar 27, 2020 01:18

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

it was a mistake to come here, i should be at home practicing social distancing

# ? Mar 27, 2020 01:25

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Burt Sexual posted:

How could u even argue it doesn�t

some idiots who are wrong think that the beer doesn't make the chicken more juicy

unbelievable right?

# ? Mar 27, 2020 02:15

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

im gay and also at a summer BBQ

# ? Mar 27, 2020 03:07

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Grilled vegetables belong in the trash though.

yuo take that back!!

# ? Mar 27, 2020 03:10

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Grilled zucchini ftw. :woop:

Ironically I put Montreal steak spice on my roasted veggies and not my steak. :chef:

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Mar 27, 2020

# ? Mar 27, 2020 03:27

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

*awkwardly places paper plate on pressed knees so I can attempt to cut into a steak with a plastic knife*

# ? Mar 27, 2020 03:34

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

damnit! who ate all the chips!?

# ? Mar 27, 2020 03:41

A Grand Egg: Jan 12, 2020; by Pragmatica

# ? Mar 27, 2020 03:43

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Chinatown posted:

I got a stash of Claussen for myself.

neat! Are you into fermentation? I took a class at the art center I�m getting real into kombucha. Here check out these pictures of Gert, she�s my �scobi

# ? Mar 27, 2020 04:38

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

A Grand Egg posted:

Caramelized onions are fuckin choice

# ? Mar 27, 2020 04:39

Salem Saberhagen: Feb 23, 2009

With a plate of bbq chicken and slaw, I scan for a place to sit. Nothing orthodox is available.
I drunkenly wedge my rear end on a swing set seat rusting away in the overgrown corner of the back yard.
The cross beam sags slightly as the legs sink into the wet ground.
The sounds of conversation in the distance remind me I'm still at the party. But just barely.
gently caress yeah, barbecue!

# ? Mar 27, 2020 04:40

snickothemule: Jul 11, 2016; wretched single ply might as well use my socks

*belches violently*

I am ready for MORE!

# ? Mar 27, 2020 04:46

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

im gay and also at a summer BBQ

hey Todd grab the garden hose!

Nooner poo poo his pants again!!! Classic BBQ Nooner story.

# ? Mar 27, 2020 04:48

Dinosaurs!: May 22, 2003

Hey the, uh, dog just ran off. It knows to come back, right?

# ? Mar 27, 2020 04:52

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

I'm so hungry

# ? Mar 27, 2020 04:58

Chris Pistols: Oct 20, 2008; Piss Crystals

I'm the neighbour saying "guys, PLEASE keep it down. My kids are trying to SLEEP". My words are polite, but you know by my tone that this is the last civil warning you will get before I get really serious. I'm dumbfounded at how you fellow adults can be so disrespectful to me and my sleepy family. I shouldn't have to be telling you this, but here we are. Last warning.

It is 8PM.

I will repeat this warning every 20 minutes.

# ? Mar 27, 2020 05:00