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Pershing posted:Fire pit? Wonderful! *gives you the glare. to which you are completely oblivious*
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Mar 29, 2020 19:06
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Oh nice I also brought my acoustic guitar! Let's jam! *I'm significantly worse than you, so our jam sesh is just me playing the same four chords over and over while you do some halfhearted soloing*
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Mar 29, 2020 19:46
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Oh nice I also brought my acoustic guitar! Let's jam! 4 year old daughter joins in on her children's keyboard, actually improves performance
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Mar 29, 2020 19:49
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Anyone wanna play Frisbee? Go long dude! *wings the Frisbee directly into the lake* oh poo poo okay I'll go get that.
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Mar 29, 2020 19:51
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*bbq is now a loud cacophony of badly played instruments and kids singing* *jesus christ I was just looking to have a nice beer and a quiet night. Every. loving. Time.*
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Mar 29, 2020 20:18
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Oh nice I also brought my acoustic guitar! Let's jam! Anyway here's WonderWall
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Mar 29, 2020 21:48
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*everyone goes skinny dipping in the lake*
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Mar 29, 2020 21:55
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WHERES MY FUCKIN BEER
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Mar 29, 2020 21:58
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:WHERES MY FUCKIN BEER sorry. i drank it.
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Mar 29, 2020 22:01
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Cosmic Thing posted:*everyone goes skinny dipping in the lake* A-HA! Finally! CANONBALLLLL
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Mar 29, 2020 22:02
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I wasn't going to do it but it seems like a good idea now. *pulls out large box of illegal fireworks*
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Mar 29, 2020 22:16
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Cosmic Thing posted:*everyone goes skinny dipping in the lake* Jumping in quick to hide my boner
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Mar 29, 2020 22:55
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*lots of naked guys with boners in a lake and like 2 girls*
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Mar 29, 2020 23:03
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Think I’m gonna go for seconds. *waves hand to clear swarm of flies from untended burger plate*
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Mar 29, 2020 23:04
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WERE OUTTA BEER!!! SOMEONE LET ME BORROW THEIR CAR!!!
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Mar 29, 2020 23:34
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numberoneposter posted:WERE OUTTA BEER!!! SOMEONE LET ME BORROW THEIR CAR!!! bro lets take the dune buggy in the garage. just fixed the clutch last weekend!
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Mar 30, 2020 00:08
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Bonzo posted:Anyway here's WonderWall *tries to play Under the Bridge, but can’t even get past the guitar intro without loving up, but is tenacious enough to try and at least get to the beginning lyrics* ”Sometimes I feel like I don’t have.. hold on.” *badly tunes guitar by ear for ten minutes*
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Mar 30, 2020 02:45
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Every summer my video game club has a huge five-day kegger at some airbnb somewhere. One year, it was my turn to make dinner. I get out 3 packs of bacon and 12 pounds of ground beef. Form all the burgers, worschester and S&P them, put them on the grill. I carefully separate the bacon and put it on a plate next to the grill, planning to add it for the last minute or two. Satisfied, I go inside. A few minutes later, I look up and my drunken friend is just finishing laying bacon on ALL the burgers. I knock over my chair standing up and rush to the door. It was to no avail, by the time I got there two-foot high flames leapt from every part of the grill. I was able to save about 2/3 the burgers with some tongs, but they weren't long enough to save the back row. Edit: Last year, someone showed up with his wife. Then as soon as she left he got drunk as gently caress, hit on like 10 women, then took a poo poo in the bidet and passed out in a locked bathroom. Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Mar 30, 2020 |
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Mar 30, 2020 02:54
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Drunk Nerds posted:my video game club Here's where you went wrong.
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Mar 30, 2020 04:09
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Who brought the Bar S products
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Mar 30, 2020 06:32
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Chinatown posted:Alright it's almost sunset time to set up the fire pit! Jake brought a buncha lumber scraps from his warehouse too!! Alright, I have 3 bottles of charcoal lighter fluid and 60 newspapers in my trunk from an unrelated event. Should be just enough to get it started.
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Mar 30, 2020 12:36
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Salem Saberhagen posted:Alright, I have 3 bottles of charcoal lighter fluid and 60 newspapers in my trunk from an unrelated event. Should be just enough to get it started. Must be damp, this'll get'r going *pours gas directly onto smoldering fire, fire travels up and ignites the can* *spins around in a panic, hosing any people and property in a 20 foot radius with a stream of flaming gasoline*
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Mar 30, 2020 12:55
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*stumbles blearily around the backyard, sweating grease, until I reach the edge of the pool. There, on my hands and knees, I catch my own reflection. I proceed to vomit the contents of my distended belly into the pool, the smell of chlorine and half chewed hot dogs filling the air*
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Mar 30, 2020 13:00
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Super Waffle posted:*stumbles blearily around the backyard, sweating grease, until I reach the edge of the pool. There, on my hands and knees, I catch my own reflection. I proceed to vomit the contents of my distended belly into the pool, the smell of chlorine and half chewed hot dogs filling the air* "Whoa looks like your boy there had a few too many, say, you get any more of them hotdogs?"
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Mar 30, 2020 13:05
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Chinatown posted:I wasn't going to do it but it seems like a good idea now. *leaves box near bonfire*
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Mar 30, 2020 14:15
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Super Waffle posted:*stumbles blearily around the backyard, sweating grease, until I reach the edge of the pool. There, on my hands and knees, I catch my own reflection. I proceed to vomit the contents of my distended belly into the pool, the smell of chlorine and half chewed hot dogs filling the air* *kids that were still in the pool start crying and scramble to get out* *drunk adult that's floating on a giant inflatable pizza in the pool doesn't care*
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Mar 30, 2020 14:53
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*shitfaced and floating passed out in the pool until lobster red
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Mar 30, 2020 15:32
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pretty sure we shouldn't be doing this because its summer time and COVID is still ravaging our society
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Mar 30, 2020 15:38
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*balancing beer can on gut* so i says to her, no, i cannot file that as a t-834 it's clearly a j-9 because it's international receiving of dry perishable goods and she says to me ohhh but the home office really wants us to record it as a t-834 because it looks better for shareholders because our international receiving of dry non-perishable goods is the higher margin sector and i'm like LOOKIE HERE *group of people i'm talking to stare off into middle distance, dead eyed*
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Mar 30, 2020 15:39
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"Who wants specialty shots? I'm making specialty shots! Do you- hey! HEY! Do you want a speciality shot, it's reeeeeaaaaallly good? It's my favorite you'll love it, you're doing it. Ask Dana to come get hers I know she'll want one." *mixes lime and cherry flavored vodka, believes they're a mixologist now* E: *Dana did not, in fact, want one. Ends up drinking all 14 shots they poured themselves*
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Mar 30, 2020 16:04
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*gets everyones attention for a toast* Its been so great seeing everyone again, really its this time of year that i always look forward to because i get to see all your UGLY MUGS! *pause for laughter* no-no but seriously, thank you so much for inviting me and my family again this year. Now i knoooow we all want to get back to the fun, looks like george is bringing out the super soakers, but if you could just give me five minutes to talk with everyone about this new company Herbalife ive started working with...
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Mar 30, 2020 16:11
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<goes to the bathroom, gets fondled by uncle Jerry. Again.>
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Mar 30, 2020 17:02
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dr.acula posted:pretty sure we shouldn't be doing this because its summer time and COVID is still ravaging our society lmao get a load of this guy. the president says its a beautiful summer and we should be out enjoying it and that's what we're doing goddamnit
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Mar 31, 2020 15:45
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Hey! Anyone up for some s'mores? Pulls out bag of good ol' Kraft brand Jet-Puffed Jumbo Marshmallows
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Mar 31, 2020 15:57
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*goes to a perfectly normal BBQ, people getting along, kids playing hide and seek, alt-rock radio station playing in the background. Enjoying burgers and dogs with friends, and a beer or two.
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Mar 31, 2020 16:05
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central dogma posted:*goes to a perfectly normal BBQ, people getting along, kids playing hide and seek, alt-rock radio station playing in the background. Enjoying burgers and dogs with friends, and a beer or two. hosed up if true
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Mar 31, 2020 16:11
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central dogma posted:*goes to a perfectly normal BBQ, people getting along, kids playing hide and seek, alt-rock radio station playing in the background. Enjoying burgers and dogs with friends, and a beer or two. what in the world
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Mar 31, 2020 19:24
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central dogma posted:*goes to a perfectly normal BBQ, people getting along, kids playing hide and seek, alt-rock radio station playing in the background. Enjoying burgers and dogs with friends, and a beer or two. This post made me throw up in my mouth.
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dr.acula posted:pretty sure we shouldn't be doing this because its summer time and COVID is still ravaging our society oh yeh. that was funny. 
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