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"Who wants a margarita?" *solo cup filled to brim with Margaritaville brand mixer with half shot of Cuervo silver floating on top*
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central dogma posted:*goes to a perfectly normal BBQ, people getting along, kids playing hide and seek, alt-rock radio station playing in the background. Enjoying burgers and dogs with friends, and a beer or two. wtf is this blasphemy
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Mar 31, 2020 19:47
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did someone say smores?! heck yes are your marshmallows and chocolate vegan and are your graham crackers gluten free (and vegan obviously)?
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Mar 31, 2020 19:51
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sugar free jazz posted:did someone say smores?! heck yes are your marshmallows and chocolate vegan and are your graham crackers gluten free (and vegan obviously)? * Awkward silence as i glance between all my basic smore supplies Ummm yes
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Mar 31, 2020 20:15
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drat it's a trip how a nigga could switch so quick from wearin lipstick to smokin on Chronic at picnics *smokes weed*
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Anyone wanna get a cornhole game going? *gets progressively more aggressive as game goes on, culminating in throwing a bean bag full force at the face of the smug 14 yr old who keeps throwing perfectly*
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Arrives early to make the fire *Drinks and smoke joints with the big boobed friend of the party host
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Mar 31, 2020 21:03
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Zeta Acosta posted:Arrives early to make the fire "Get a load of Carl, didn't have gastric bypass last summer he's got massive boobs now!"
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Zeta Acosta posted:*Drinks and smoke joints with the big moobed friend of the party host FTFY
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RepeatingMeme posted:* Awkward silence as i glance between all my basic smore supplies fantastic, i have a sensitivity to non-vegan ingredients i throw up everywhere it's terrible and my gluten intolerance gives me terrible cramps
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Mar 31, 2020 21:41
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Hey the BBQ died down, what if we leave to the Downtown bar? Yeah no worries they accept credit cards
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Mar 31, 2020 22:29
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Hey uh, now that the fire is going this is a great time to do this acid
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Zeta Acosta posted:Hey the BBQ died down, what if we leave to the Downtown bar? Ah yeah maybe in a bit. I'll just um my drink and thing about it then. *moves to other side of the fire. gets non vegan smore thrown up on me.*
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alright everyone gather round its time for a DRONE group shot!!! *gets drone stuck in tree*
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OK, we got half an hour till last call! Everyone get in the back! You take the rest and follow my truck. I never hit roadblocks. *Flipping though CD album binder case* White or Rob Zombie?
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*yelling from the treeline* “There’s no last call at a BBQ, dumbass!”
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hey kids don't throw your toys in the fire pi....oh poo poo look at them burn! *stands closer...deeply inhales burning plastic*
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snickothemule posted:hey kids don't throw your toys in the fire pi....oh poo poo look at them burn! *looks on* fukin-a man right?
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We run out of booze? No problem im going for a new round i need cigarrettes after all. Lynda could you collect the money? im going to piss
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numberoneposter posted:Grilled zucchini ftw. Grilled zucchini is loving awesome actually
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Chinatown posted:I wasn't going to do it but it seems like a good idea now. What do you think would happen if we tied off this bottle rocket to the railing? *proceeds to leave melted impact crater in the vinyl as the rocket bounces back and explodes against the house*
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im putting a hot dog ON MY BURGER!!! 
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Apr 4, 2020 20:45
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Chinatown posted:im putting a hot dog ON MY BURGER!!! Hey this might be a BBQ but we still live in a fuckin society
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Apr 4, 2020 21:10
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*I'm the guy in 2020 still getting way too excited about bringing Sriracha*
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Apr 4, 2020 21:27
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Chinatown posted:im putting a hot dog ON MY BURGER!!! haha that's wild dude check it out I just put macaroni salad on my dog
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Unfinish3d posted:haha that's wild dude I think now we're just at an Upstate NY BBQ making our own garbage plates. And I am not mad about it.
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Unfinish3d posted:haha that's wild dude not in front of the kids, dude
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Chinatown posted:*starts debate on macaroni vs potato salad* *pisses in both*
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Gaunab posted:Where's the shitter? Points to bush far to close to everyone.
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Cyril Sneer posted:*I'm the guy in 2020 still getting way too excited about bringing Sriracha* Tabasco is better for BBQ. Especially the chipotle tabasco hell yeah
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Yo I'm making a run to the local mexican market for some marinated meats. Any requests?
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Chinatown posted:Yo I'm making a run to the local mexican market for some marinated meats. Any requests? pick up some impossible or beyond burgers if they have them!!
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Chinatown posted:Yo I'm making a run to the local mexican market for some marinated meats. Any requests? 10 pounds of skirt steak
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sugar free jazz posted:pick up some impossible or beyond burgers if they have them!! shut UP dennis
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Chinatown posted:Yo I'm making a run to the local mexican market for some marinated meats. Any requests? Yeah man grab me a case of Corona and a few limes
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Chinatown posted:Yo I'm making a run to the local mexican market for some marinated meats. Any requests? Chalupa please
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Chinatown posted:shut UP dennis *bursts into tears in the middle of a group of people to get attention*
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