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former glory
Jul 11, 2011

Piece of Work



Clarity- at long last! Thanks, dude.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION
CHU-CHUCKLEVISION




former glory posted:

Every time I read a PS thread I know the source of most of the images, but this one. Can someone tell me the back story?

if you look in the OP, you'll see that dr phil posted a tweet where he's holding a knife near his small wife

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

if you look in the OP, you'll see that dr phil posted a tweet where he's holding a knife near his small wife

Clarity- at long last! Thanks, dude.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007



Exciting Lemon

I'm not certain that's his wife. How come there's not 17 floodlights blasting every single crevice out of her face?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS



Microwife's husband.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



That is a Guy Fieri signature Big Knife.

popewiles
Jan 8, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Microwife's husband.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


The doctor was a 'MAN' with a 'KNIFE'!!

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006






Nap Ghost

Dear friends ceramic knifes will make your lifes better! Enjoy your life!

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..

Slugnoid posted:

Dear friends ceramic knifes will make your lifes better! Enjoy your life!

as long as you're really good with your knife skills because they're unbelievably sharp. nick yourself with an average kitchen knife "Ow, oh geez, am i bleeding?" Nick yourself with a ceramic knife "wow..thats uh...thats a lot of blood. is that a piece of my finger?"

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008


3D Megadoodoo posted:

The doctor was a 'MAN' with a 'KNIFE'!!

forget philwaa
get thrillwaa

WE CAN DO THIS IN EVERY THREAD, JERRY

edit :

AND I WOULD ENJOY THAT

THIS IS JUST A REALLY LOUD INVITATION

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


Empty Sandwich posted:

forget philwaa
get thrillwaa

WE CAN DO THIS IN EVERY THREAD, JERRY

edit :

AND I WOULD ENJOY THAT

THIS IS JUST A REALLY LOUD INVITATION

Memes're all I've.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner


Galaxander posted:


Big Knife! Cloud Strife!

Doctor Reynolds
Jul 18, 2008

Fire solves a lot of problems.



We live in strange times.

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!



God drat it SA forum, I can't remember poo poo like my mom's birthday but I can still recall this picture 12 years after the fact.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION
CHU-CHUCKLEVISION




that's dr phil, dude. the picture is in the OP, it's not been that long at all. like, a couple days tops

Rock My Socks!
Aug 6, 2009



big knife, big life

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

that's dr phil, dude. the picture is in the OP, it's not been that long at all. like, a couple days tops

time is meaningless

Microwave's mom is forever

e: gently caress knife gently caress wife



all about that Fife life

BetterToRuleInHell fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Mar 29, 2020

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


BetterToRuleInHell posted:

time is meaningless

Microwave's mom is forever

e: gently caress knife gently caress wife



all about that Fife life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpDmklLFXVc

SweetWillyRollbar
Jul 27, 2004

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


It's good to know that even in these times of crisis Dr. Phil is out there, knifin' and wifin' for all us sinners.


Also this is relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZNkz1V5ahU

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Dr. Phil is out there, knifin' and wifin' for all us sinners.

Son of Sam-I-Am
Feb 12, 2002





Galaxander posted:


Big Knife! Cloud Strife!

SweetWillyRollbar
Jul 27, 2004

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?



It's... it's beautiful!

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

It's... it's beautiful!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

It's not as bad as it looks


Dinosaur Gum

Here she is standing,
There by my side
In my one hand a long blade,
The other my bride.

A katana of steel,
In my right hand-
The other my wife,
In Wedding dress stands.

Our wedding vows stated
Before God and men
My blood lust is slated
Again and again

As the wedding party's murdered
By my own roguish hand
I find myself turgid
Murderous lust fanned.

RSVP!
The invitations said,
In crimson my vision,
Perceives all the dead.

Slicing and slashing
Is all I remembered
Cameras clicking and flashing
As I dismembered.

Diminutive her stature,
As she stood by my side-
With my massive sword defending,
My small and short bride.

I hope you can get here,
Before the cops;
To get yourselves in
The coming photo ops.

She needs her photos
Though many are slayed
This is after all
The bride's wedding day.

There she is in white;
In her pristine wedding gown,
All this is despite
All the killing that went down.

Many people have died
Many people did pay
But to the ones who survived
Happy Anniversary!

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Unnnngggghhhh


Bleak Gremlin


Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019



Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Unnnngggghhhh


Bleak Gremlin

My mother watches a lot of doctor Phil and I'm gonna show her some of this poo poo.

Holy gently caress is some of this unsettling

Well done dudes

SweetWillyRollbar
Jul 27, 2004

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


This is definitely one of my favorite threads at the moment

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Unnnngggghhhh


Bleak Gremlin



Call the police on Dr. Phil

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Unnnngggghhhh


Bleak Gremlin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To call the police on Dr. Phil.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Unnnngggghhhh


Bleak Gremlin

This man is walking down the beach and sees this woman lying on the beach, crying. He walks up to her to see what is wrong and realizes that she is a quadraplegic. He asks her: "What is wrong?"

The woman looks up at him through her tears and says: "I've been a quadraplegic since birth. I've never been hugged."

So the man reaches down and gives the woman a warm and tender hug. When he gets up, he realizes she is still crying. He asks her: "What is wrong?"

The woman looks up at him through her tears and says: "I'm calling the police on you Dr. Phil."

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Time to get my sharpening kit.

yippeekiyaymf
May 16, 2002

these pretzels are making me thirsty


I really really want to know if this guy is aware of the SA obsession and how he makes fall so amazing

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..

yippeekiyaymf posted:

I really really want to know if this guy is aware of the SA obsession and how he makes fall so amazing

Hey, should we make memes of you?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

100% Rad



Holy poo poo, I always thought that was Christa Miller

zug
Aug 4, 2000

Turtles in space?

NO, FLAT EARTH BITCHES!!


Ahh the good old calm.jpg is still making me hard :P

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Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012



Ah. I see you've played wifey-spoony before!

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0haiThere
Feb 18, 2015

Looks like you're in the barrel today.

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