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Atma
Sep 16, 2002



College Slice

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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013



Go left

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



lick nearest doorknob

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Bread Liar

Invite all your friends and family over and get real drunk

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner


pound your hog

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
Racist Trump supporter please do not try to engage in good faith. Mock him.

Oh yeah and I'll keep buying this avatar so I mean you can change it if you want but I'm changing it when I notice.

need to take temperature

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

smonk the w33d

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Keep on jammin'


Call Mom, make sure she's okay.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.




>Check TP supply

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

Jack off.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Keep on jammin'


> Mock the Creator for the errant > above the text field. Is it amateur hour at the demiurge club?

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Sheeee!!!!

Mnoba posted:

need to take temperature

Anally

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011



> pop off those pants.

Randarkman fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Mar 28, 2020

Less Is Definitely
Jan 10, 2012


> examine green slime on floor

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Celebrating another perfect post




Fan of Britches

>Locate weed supply

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

> peel off skin

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019



> Cough violently for the next 4 hours

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse


>cook eggs
oh I have no eggs
>be sad

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

To the Moon! For Queen and Country!


cool atma is back

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



>drop pants

Dear Watson
Jun 25, 2005



>eat the green stuff off the floor

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde

>jack it

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


> use hand sanitiser as lubricant while masturbating

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Grimey Drawer

>Attempt to fashion a crude mask out of household items

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005




> Look around

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION
CHU-CHUCKLEVISION




> imagine literally any other scenario

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019



> Gather ammo and activate front yard automated turret

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


> poo poo pants

BurningCourage
Mar 13, 2007


> go right

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

The boys at work sure ain't gonna like this!

Nooner posted:

pound your hog

I believe the proper term is "crank".

Crank your hog.

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006



> Go outside

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!


>poo poo pants

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!


jimmyjams posted:

> poo poo pants

Oh I missed this, well poo poo em anyway!

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006



> invest in bitcoin

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


>scream loudly while ripping off own fingernails to paint magnum opus in own blood

Oyak
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting


College Slice

Play video games for 12 hours, sleep.

(keep typing that until virus goes away or your guy dies)

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"

> Sit by yourself. Become depressed and drink vodka while staring at the TV without comprehending anything you’re seeing. Try to drink yourself unconscious before the existential dread makes you go insane.

Iamgoofball
Jul 1, 2015


> Check inventory.

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

> scratch balls
> smell fingers

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fargom
Mar 21, 2007


>go upstairs

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