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Zazi
Jan 14, 2005

Entertainment. We've turned it into a sport - who wins, who loses. It's point scoring.

Hello Sailor posted:



> ask "do you have bofa?"

So, supposing we hit the balls with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light — and I think you said that that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the balls, which you can do either through the sack or in some other way, and I think you said you’re going to test that too. It sounds interesting.

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albany academy
Mar 6, 2013



Make sure the pig is ok

Atma
Sep 16, 2002



College Slice

Less Is Definitely posted:

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> “Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”



Backweb posted:

> tweet that the monster has information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton









Autosave loaded.

Less Is Definitely posted:

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it











The End.

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Sweet! We unlocked the “I have no mouth and I must scream ending.”

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005



>look up the "A" ending on YouTube

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

I think that went as well as could be expected.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 18, 2011

Pet me.


guess we never found out the secret of COVID-19

Miss
Dec 16, 2006

Ooo I'm a great fan! Whenever I watch TV I'm always saying 'That's political correctness gone mad!'

Why thankyew!


Pillbug

now we know what to expect in real life, at least

Mudfly
Jun 10, 2012


yoloer420 posted:

There is only one way we are going to be able to beat this thing.

> cast 'enlarge balls' on self
I don't think it works if you have balls to begin with.

Mudfly fucked around with this message at 07:02 on May 2, 2020

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012



I couldn't wait for the cryptonerd to come back.

"THE CLEANSING CANNOT RE STOPPED."
"THE LAST HUMAN HAS REEN DESTROYED. THE PLANET IS OURS."

What the gently caress does 'reen' mean?

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here



Conan O'Brien was behind it all the whole time!

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Shankel Magnus posted:

Sweet! We unlocked the “I have no mouth and I must scream ending.”

I Have No Mouth But A Rockin' Pair of Slug Moobs

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012



Since all the humans are dead, I think we can say coronavirus has been eradicated. I'll call this one a win.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

With kindness comes naivete.
Courage becomes foolhardiness.
And dedication has no reward.




What were some of the other endings you had in mind when you said there were multiple?

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009



Good job gang. Time to reopen the economy!

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop


Soiled Meat

>Search for corona.exe on GameFAQS

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.


>overcast enlarge balls

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012


>check reviews of game

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

THAT IS MY PROBATION
GIVE IT BACK YOU ARE A DOG
YOU CAN'T EVEN POST


Fun Shoe

>reload last save, drink potion put back on ppe

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

This has been the best thing on this website since the rona started

This and the guy who posts about survival sex

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Realtalk we didn't save Babe and that loving sucks

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004



Babe knew the risks.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


gently caress there was a goddamn surveillance camera in the corner the whole time

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


>Cast Enlarge Balls on ending

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Somebody post the YouTube walkthrough where some 13yo kid shows up what we should have done

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012



beanieson posted:

Somebody post the YouTube walkthrough where some 13yo kid shows up what we should have done

"okay guys this is important, make sure to check upstairs before you leave the house. If you dont youll never get the giant bat monster repellent(trust me youll need it), or unlock the duel companion Wilbur"

Atma
Sep 16, 2002



College Slice

Bonus scene.

fargom posted:

>go upstairs


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!

> Listen to Once Upon a Time in Shaolin

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


ultrafilter posted:

> Listen to Once Upon a Time in Shaolin

>Backwards

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

>Read permit.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008






>research the Wu-Tang Clan

Atma
Sep 16, 2002



College Slice

Homura and Sickle posted:

What were some of the other endings you had in mind when you said there were multiple?

Most others would've happened somewhere at the destination where the corpse truck was going.

Once the player was at the source in China, there was no longer a way of getting the good ending... but maybe a slightly better one.

Dear Watson
Jun 25, 2005



Mission accomplished!

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010


Atma posted:

Bonus scene.





Wait, was our character Martin Shrkeli the whole time?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Ultraklystron posted:

Wait, was our character Martin Shrkeli the whole time?

>kill self

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008






Ultraklystron posted:

Wait, was our character Martin Shrkeli the whole time?

Holy gently caress

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012



Ultraklystron posted:

Wait, was our character Martin Shrkeli the whole time?

Huh, i guess we got the good ending after all

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007

Let me sing you a song.


Taco Defender

Well its not the first time we lost anyway, can't win them all.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005



That would explain the 1 intelligence and charisma

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nockturne
Aug 5, 2008



Soiled Meat

McSpanky posted:

Realtalk we didn't save Babe and that loving sucks

There hasn't been this much disappointment at an ending since Mass Effect 3.

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