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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > corona.exe
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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Wait for the next update and immediately post in the hopes my direction gets chosen.

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French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience
>jog in place for 20 minutes

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
4.5 hours is too long. Gas thread, ban OP.

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


 >Sing first song that comes to mind

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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
 > turn on the tv

* # ? Mar 28, 2020 03:23
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Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Sjs00 posted:

Go left
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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>cast enlarge virus

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DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
 > kill self

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Greaseman
Aug 12, 2007
 >eat all your food

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Chainmail Onesie
May 12, 2014


LoserWinner
of "Thunder Dome!
> enter the painted world on the wall and leave these earthly troubles behind

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

>Build a Goku

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Atomic Robo-Kid
Aug 18, 2008

.Blast.Processing.

 >melt wizard

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doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

 >play with green bricks on floor

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i put on my robe and wizard hat

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Toughy
Nov 29, 2004

KAVODEL! KAVODEL!

 do cartwheels

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Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
>pound dat hog

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






 >make hand sanitizer out of rubbing alcohol and jello mix
>set to cure in shot glasses
>begin drinking to pass the time

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Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
check likes

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Plumps
Apr 21, 2010
 >pick up phone and dial secret code to open bunker door

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


 > enlarge Satan

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Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

 All of this will be in vain if we do not take off our pants.

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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
> the pants have to go

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Plumps
Apr 21, 2010
 >once inside the bunker summon Satan
>cast Enlarge Satan

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cnut
May 3, 2016

 > make vaccine for COVID-19

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Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Sjs00 posted:

Go left
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Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

 >poo poo on the floor and eat the poop

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Shut up and JAM!
Sep 3, 2011
 >Due to extreme loneliness, make love to your couch cushion.

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Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
> XYZZY

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Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

 > close thread

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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
 > burn pants

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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
drink rum blast cum

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RunawayPantleg
Jul 2, 2007

hhhehehe
>GO DENNIS

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Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
> Drink seawater

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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I think op died of corona

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Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


 > Summon Obama

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egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Sjs00 posted:

Go left
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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Waltzing Along posted:

4.5 hours is too long. Gas thread, ban OP.

agreed, the only recourse now is the OP's death. mods please do the needful

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
> Make thread

> Immediately abandon thread

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 lol @ the overly hopeful thread sticky

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Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Alt + F4

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