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> make a toilet paper effigy of your college roommate
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Pawn 17 posted:>Tell Babe to eat the man in the baggy suit.
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Mar 31, 2020 06:24
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Dick Bastardly posted:>"listen, I think we have bigger fish to fry at the moment, namely, that pigs over theres huge rear end balls. I mean have you seen a bulge on a pig like that before?" tug at collar > invite the corpse goon to fondle the pig's balls
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McSpanky posted:>cradle Babe's enormous balls for comfort in these uncertain times promising carl posted:> build a corpse fort
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Apr 2, 2020 06:34
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:> wrap yourself in toilet paper so you look like a mummy. > use any excess to make the pig into a mummy too
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EorayMel posted:>Smash the blue car's windshield for jagged glass shards to upgrade weaponry, then search said car This but also > take the rear view mirror, we’re a mummy now so we might have to solve a puzzle by reflecting sunlight through ancient tombs
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Apr 5, 2020 23:46
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Booty Pageant posted:>acquire child, place in inventory wilderthanmild posted:>Tell child she's the first soldier in your post apocalyptic war band.
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Arrhythmia posted:> Why would you want any trouble from me, your good pal Lenny? Let's get back in the car.
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Apr 8, 2020 04:57
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Hyrax Attack! posted:> Drive to Costco
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Apr 9, 2020 23:27
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Schweinhund posted:>"Take me to the White House" > Ask Carl "Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"
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Apr 11, 2020 01:29
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Anton Chigurh posted:>jump out of the truck with Babe and head into Costco
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Apr 11, 2020 19:26
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pixaal posted:>Take off boot That's some sam & max logic there and I love it.
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Apr 11, 2020 21:04
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Angelwolf posted:Why did we go to Costco with no money. WHY? We're literally wrapped in it, toilet paper is the world's new reserve currency.
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> find the toilet paper and poo poo on it
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Ultraklystron posted:Yeah, you don't even need a membership for that! They took our one gift away, those rat bastards. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a31077714/costco-membership-food-court/ E: > obtain engagement ring > propose to babe > have wedding in costco food court > make toilet paper and soda can streamers to tie to the back of your mad max mobile > ride off into the sunset with your blushing bride
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Apr 13, 2020 07:00
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The MSQ is probably all just tutorial fodder for people who’ve never played a CYOA before *fails to dash-jump a dozen times before writing an article about how much this game sucks*
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>draw a pentagram on the floor of costco out of a putrid slurry of poo poo, cum, and blood >summon a Golgothan
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Apr 15, 2020 07:36
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RepeatingMeme posted:> investigate that one head that doesnt look like the others
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Apr 16, 2020 06:01
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>piss self, it supposedly works on bears
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Apr 17, 2020 07:20
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beanieson posted:>Cook snake in cauldron
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Apr 21, 2020 05:33
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Giraffe posted:Screw that, we're in a goddamn chicken hut we should be riding around in it.
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Unfinish3d posted:>go left
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>txt me
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