Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

yo mamma a Horus posted:

> assemble a gundam with the cars to go at war with virus

This, but make sure the assembled robot is red.

E: also create some kind of war song to sing as you ride into battle.

a glitch fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Apr 6, 2020

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
>Sing Let It Go to the girl using Babe as an improvised instrument.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

beanieson posted:

> deploy Sad Child Distraction Device, drive off corpse wagon with Babe riding shotgun

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

promising carl posted:

Carl I have to be straight with you. I have a child in my pocket.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

RepeatingMeme posted:

> let child drive

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
>Challenge the Costco manager to a duel. If you win, become the new Costco manager.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
>Put a pair of sunglasses on any nearby corpses.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

nockturne posted:

I don't know if this was intentional or not, but our protagonist seems to be a little...unstable.

Is this what isolation is doing to people? Is it a "Falling Down" kinda thing, or was he just like this before anyhow? Did it just take the corona to unleash what was already within this man?

...why am I even giving any thought to this anyhow?

He is being guided by GBS, that should be explanation enough.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

ilmucche posted:

>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?

Also, if this is New Game +;

>View alternate outfits

If not,

a glitch posted:

>Challenge the Costco manager to a duel. If you win, become the new Costco manager.

a glitch fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Apr 13, 2020

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Hang on, are we a virgin? That could have a big impact on becoming a vampire.

>Confirm weather you are a virgin or not

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
>remove clothing, and then

Pinche Rudo posted:

>walk up to the hut, and in our sexiest voice say "Look at this beautiful house, I bet the woman who lives inside is even more beautiful.."

That's right we're gonna seduce baba yaga

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
>Tell Babe to run and save herself :ohdear:

then,

corgski posted:

>piss self, it supposedly works on bears

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Backweb posted:

> cast enlarge balls on the snake

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Ultraklystron posted:

>save game
>take magic snake soup to back through the portal and see if cures the rona by splashing it on corpses/zombies

and if not

wilderthanmild posted:

>Set up a sample stand with it.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
>Tell Babe that she can decide where we go next. All she needs to do is oink in her preferred direction.

then,

freelop posted:

Whichever portal we go for
>Mount babe, charge into portal yelling battle cry

a glitch fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Apr 23, 2020

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
>Slide down the hill on your arse, leaving behind a streak of red and brown on the grass

then,

tuo posted:

> inspect flag

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

a glitch posted:

>Slide down the hill on your arse, leaving behind a streak of red and brown on the grass

Tenzarin posted:

> run toward the farm yelling "The Azure Sky is already dead; the Yellow Sky will soon rise. When the year is jiǎzǐ, there will be prosperity under Heaven!"

> Also recruit Lü Bu

a glitch fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Apr 25, 2020

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Xelkelvos posted:

>enlarge balls on strange animal

I think it will help us understand what kind of creature it is

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Dango Bango posted:

> Explore sexuality

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
>Ask creature if they've seen a pig anywhere

Babe :ohdear:

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Tenzarin posted:

>cast enlarge balls on the ball actually cast balls on everything in the room truck nuts the gently caress out of this place

How many uses of Enlarge Balls do we have before needing a rest though?

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Nigmaetcetera posted:

>Find and save Babe, no matter what.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
>remove all clothes in the hopes it makes us look less edible

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> “Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh :black101:

This is our best shot, let's do it!

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
>Search for corona.exe on GameFAQS

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

RepeatingMeme posted:

Huh, i guess we got the good ending after all

An ending that isn't good for Babe is an ending that isn't good for anyone :colbert:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
Thanks for doing these Atma! I caught up on the other threads while this one was ongoing (had only participated in IS before) and they're brilliant.

I'm hoping in a future thread we're able to either save Babe or at least put her out of her misery :(

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5