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>once inside the bunker summon Satan >cast Enlarge Satan
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>immerse yourself in the slops until only your eyes are above the surface then wait like a crocodile
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>ride pig
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>command babe to eat the flesh from the corpses. use the skeletons to construct a BONE FORTRESS. reserve the skulls for a throne and/or decor.
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Arrhythmia posted:> Why would you want any trouble from me, your good pal Lenny? Let's get back in the car. >overpower and acquire carl. place him in your inventory. he will cheer up the sad child more than the hog food and hand sanitizer
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I'm glad we all agree that this guy is called carl, but we should make sure. >ask carl if his name is carl
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Apr 10, 2020 13:01
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>assume your wrestling identity : THE BONER >place carl in a Boston Crab while shouting "Corona virus a can't melt bone beams!". >do not let go of femurs
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>continue to harvest the skulls of everyone you meet, living or dead
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Apr 13, 2020 19:40
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Pahilla the Hun posted:> swap one of the pike heads with one from your madmaxmobile Do these but then >offer your own skull to the chicken wizard >do a sub-zero on yourself and tear out your own skull and spine. the pig can help with logistics if needed
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EorayMel posted:>flex vocal cords to command Babe to floor the death machine into Baba Yaga, as there is nothing saying the spell is also working on her >drink potion from cauldron. it has to be the cure. if it doesn't work add some skulls
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>ram that sucker >get in the cauldron
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Apr 18, 2020 21:19
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>kill snake >mount snake in battlewagon skull as amusing tongue replica so it flaps about when we drive around
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what if the real cure was the friends we made along the way? >SUMMON Carl >CAST Friendship ON Carl >SPRAY Carl WITH Magic Liquid >PUMMEL Carl WITH Femurs until he produces a cure
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