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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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Grimey Drawer

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

> Cover lower body with mud+slop in a rough approximation of pants

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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>Go outside

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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>Say, "here's my permit" and open your goatse-esque rear end in a top hat

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

>Pretend to die and see where your "corpse" is taken too.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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>Wear corpse as suit

Edit: suit is better than hat

wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Apr 2, 2020

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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>Tell child she's the first soldier in your post apocalyptic war band.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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>call friend Donny and say "I got her" with a smug tone

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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>Take snake soup back to Costco. Set up a sample stand with it.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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>Cast Enlarge Balls on the virus.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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>Cast Enlarge Balls on the boulder. Then kick said balls.

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Jun 21, 2010

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a glitch posted:

How many uses of Enlarge Balls do we have before needing a rest though?

It's a cantrip

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> “Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh :black101:

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Atma, just thank you for doing this. I always enjoy your threads and this one was well timed.

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