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Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> go right

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Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> tell Babe to attack man and to bite his dick off if he can

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> Bang on wall to alert drivers
> When they stop, pretend to be a zombie

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
I’m pretty sure Lenny is going to be two pigs in a hazmat suit, we should make sure Babe’s balls are on display to seduce him.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> leave truck door open and play dead on the road
> shank Lenny when his back is turned

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> ride Babe cross country

The corpse truck can’t follow us off-road. One of the best things about riding pigs is the ability to go off-road.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Also, I feel like this should go without saying but

> rip a hole in our suit so our dick is poking out

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
The child can ride on Babe with us. Let us go cross country with Babe and find a nice backyard to leave her in.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> back away from child on all fours while meowing

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> go back to the corpse truck with the child. Pretending to be Lenny, tell the driver that she was the one throwing corpses everywhere.

Although if the driver has gotten impatient and gotten out of the truck, he may have already discovered Lenny's corpse. In that case, throw the girl at him as a diversion and then stab him with the femurs.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Did we just abduct a little girl and drive her away in a van full of corpses? :ohdear:

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> tell Carl to drive to his place

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Hyrax Attack! posted:

> Drive to Costco

Buy Carl and the little girl a hotdog and soda (with free refill).

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> point femurs at Carl and tell him to give us his wallet

> go into Costco and buy toilet paper so we can mummy up Babe

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> Demand hot dog and soft drink WITH free refill before exiting

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> If someone tries to check our receipt on the way out, use battle wagon on them.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Play posted:

seems to be gruesomely covering ourselves and others in poo poo and rancid gore from dead bodies

First trip to Costco?

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
OK, the corpse collection facility is definitely somewhere in Costco. Where else would it be?

> Look behind milk

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> share a bottle of Kirkland brand vodka with Babe
> piss on the rotisserie chickens

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> go back to Costco and try on sexy lady dresses

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> ram Baba Yaga with our battle machine

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

RepeatingMeme posted:

> "Am I being DETAINED???"

Then piss yourself

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
But if we die, we can finally see what was upstairs in our house. Maybe it's another Baba Yaga?

Like a male one, with a huge dick hanging down.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> replace babayaga.jpg with goatse

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> poo poo in cauldron
> piss in snakes face

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Miss posted:

do whatever else you gotta do, but make sure you give babe a big smooch on the head to remind her that you love her and she's a good pig

> impale rat on battle wagon

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

>attach chicken legs to battle wagon

Screw that, we're in a goddamn chicken hut we should be riding around in it.

> Say "Hut of Brown, carry me to Costco Town"

But first:

> cast enlarge balls on Hut

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> impale a rat on a femur and poke it through each portal

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Wait, why did we have a Chinese pig in our house?

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

finalellipsis posted:

> roll down hill

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> wear hat (in a culturally respectful way)

> rub strange green material on exposed balls

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Spectral_beard posted:

> follow hog tracks

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

McSpanky posted:

> combine hand sanitizer with witch's brew, throw on hideous abomination

> hope Babe is ok :cry:

But also this

Shankel Magnus posted:

Since we’re in the rugged lands of the Shaolin

> Summon Wu-Tang Clan

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> throw potion on giant amalgam balls

The fact that Babe was sad when she ate us means we need to free her from this monster. If the potion doesn’t do it we’re going to have to gently caress it. :colbert:

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
I think we should try summoning the Wu Tang Clan again.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
:hmmyes:

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
I think that went as well as could be expected.

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Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

McSpanky posted:

IS.exe is my favorite because of Melek Taus and the Best Ending, but they're all great, this one was great too and I hope we get more down the road.

IS.exe made me laugh harder than anything I’ve read in a long time. The third panel, where the player is in the exact same position as the start of the game but with a welt on his forehead and his chamber pot all over him is comedy frickin gold.

This was incredible, Atma, you truly are a genius.

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