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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner


Can someone link me to that photoshop of make porn safe for work with the fat dude like drinking a can of corn while banging the lady, I can't seem to find it but could really use it right now.

Asking for a friend.

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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

Send us signals in the glow
of night windows



Fallen Rib

I hate that I know this, but I believe the guy went by the name Minion.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Ramrod XTreme

Do a couple searches for 'corn porn while crying' on the old internet that helped me find it - good luck

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner


That did NOT help me find it but I think I am on some watchlists now ):

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop


Soiled Meat

So do you have a folder just for porn safe for work pictures Snowglobe of Doom? Or did you only keep that one in case someone needed it at some point?

Either way, that was quick

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



i used to have an "epic" folder full of SA proto memes that somehow got lost in a hard drive transfer

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

This one is also an absolute classic:



Here's a whole Imgur gallery of them as well: https://imgur.com/gallery/AUexs

Someone also did a whole bunch of live action edits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYBySPXg8rs

a glitch posted:

So do you have a folder just for porn safe for work pictures Snowglobe of Doom? Or did you only keep that one in case someone needed it at some point?

Well maybe I'm The Minion in real life and that's my Facebook profile photo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



lmao

MODS!!!! change the title of this thread and lets make some new ones

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006


Disparately needed help. I'm all over the place!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner



Thank you goonsire!!!!!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


numberoneposter posted:

lmao

MODS!!!! change the title of this thread and lets make some new ones

Done
If we get a shop or paint submission by the op, I'll stick it.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


its not good but i made a thing

free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Mar 30, 2020

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


free hubcaps posted:

its not good but i made a thing



That's worth a sticky, as they say in the industry.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION
CHU-CHUCKLEVISION




HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I hate that I know this, but I believe the guy went by the name Minion.

he actually goes by the name Nooner

sticksy
May 26, 2004
keeping austin weird





Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Someone also did a whole bunch of live action edits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYBySPXg8rs


I believe it was an actual ad campaign by Diesel Jeans. Shame they didn't credit SA for the idea back when we were still quasi-relevant

The harmonica part kills me every time though.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!


sticksy posted:

I believe it was an actual ad campaign by Diesel Jeans. Shame they didn't credit SA for the idea back when we were still quasi-relevant

The harmonica part kills me every time though.

They actually came to the forum back in 2008 and thanked everyone for the idea and awarded plat to anyone who posted claiming to have posted a SFW porn in the past

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

College Slice



When the party gets too wild and you have to hold your wife's hair and the smell is making you gag too.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


A LOVELY LAD posted:



When the party gets too wild and you have to hold your wife's hair and the smell is making you gag too.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



A LOVELY LAD posted:



When the party gets too wild and you have to hold your wife's hair and the smell is making you gag too.

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

College Slice

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



hahaha

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

I remember a thread where people put faces and arms on cocks. I saved a couple of the pics but can't find them now.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner


A LOVELY LAD posted:



When the party gets too wild and you have to hold your wife's hair and the smell is making you gag too.

drat this is 5


also insanely good

look at me ive never had a pinned thread before (:

itry
Aug 23, 2019






A LOVELY LAD posted:



When the party gets too wild and you have to hold your wife's hair and the smell is making you gag too.

Gutcruncher posted:

They actually came to the forum back in 2008 and thanked everyone for the idea and awarded plat to anyone who posted claiming to have posted a SFW porn in the past

Pretty cool if true

itry fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Mar 31, 2020

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.

itry
Aug 23, 2019






Show me your hands. This is the pigs. Show me your hands.



Stop photoshopping dumb poo poo and show me your hands!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


itry posted:

Show me your hands. This is the pigs. Show me your hands.



Stop photoshopping dumb poo poo and show me your hands!

Art

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

I spent entirely too much time doing this.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



CPL593H posted:

I spent entirely too much time doing this.



your work was not in vain

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010






Gun Saliva

were do you even get porn I haven't seen woodsporn in decades at this point

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010



ChubbyChecker posted:

your work was not in vein

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION
CHU-CHUCKLEVISION




SniperWoreConverse posted:

were do you even get porn I haven't seen woodsporn in decades at this point

you have to make it yourself, op

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010






Gun Saliva

Aww man I don't know anybody else irl though

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Pornhub is free in some areas, doing their part to encourage social distancing.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


Isnít pornhub always free?

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008



Scratch Monkey posted:

Isnít pornhub always free?

They're making PornHub Premium free if you check a box promising to self-isolate.

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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009




I don't mean to fellate our new Space Force, but they seem really handy and on top of things (in space)

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