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Mayor Dave

Mary had a little lamb



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Mayor Dave

Mary had a little lamb



I much prefer leftover dinner to any traditional breakfast, traditional breakfast is way too heavy and is actually better off as dinner

Crusty Nutsack

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Cage Kicker

End of the fiscal year, bitch.
MP's got time to order pens for year year, hooah?


SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made





what about second breakfast

alnilam


Posting in the springtime


Cage Kicker posted:

what about second breakfast

I don't think he knows about that

GWBBQ




Tangerine (Tangy), who was with us Until Mar. 14, 2007. 23 years is a pretty good run and when I'm still half asleep my weird brain sleep stuff makes me acutely aware of the feeling him climbing on top of me or curling up against me.

GWBBQ




Also, in the spirit of CSPAM and the 'YOB, if you have the means to do so it would be cool and super chill of you if you could find a local mutual aid group and help out disadvantaged and unhoused people locally and see what you could do for them.

Welcome to earth, from space.

cumshitter

Get free financial advice at cumshitter dot com

Cage Kicker posted:

what about second breakfast

this is just corporate propaganda the same way taco bell created fourth meal. there is no ethical consumption under capitalism and that extends to food

Zedhe Khoja

Truth Shines, Comrades!


the only proper leftist diet is the one that one sect of monks use to self-mummify when they get old

MoaM

Believe.






I like beans and oatmeal.

I also like bacon and eggs.

The morning is a good time for food.

Prof. Crocodile




Prof. Crocodile



Zedhe Khoja posted:

the only proper leftist diet is the one that one sect of monks use to self-mummify when they get old

I tried the Desiccated Monk diet, but my doctor told me to stop because it is really high in sodium, and also she was worried that it would ultimately lead to white people stealing me and putting me in a museum somewhere.

Ghost Leviathan

Exploration is ill-advised




Is it still breakfast if you barely ever manage to get up before noon

Skyl3lazer

[Dooting Stealthily]






i love birds but would never own one. I just want a friend w/ one

Skyl3lazer

[Dooting Stealthily]





Sing Along posted:

Is this an American Breakfast? Gamers, please assist me, I am a strangner in htese lands:



this brand of jerky is good

Ghost Leviathan

Exploration is ill-advised




Skyl3lazer posted:

i love birds but would never own one. I just want a friend w/ one

Cut out the middleman and be friends with a birb

Dolphin



are there any sinks on this ship?

Flavius Aetass


This avatar should not be read as endorsing any violence against women, only the destruction of the United States of America.


Dolphin posted:

are there any sinks on this ship?

NO

Pleiadian Light

for spaces are plenty in this heady canopy


I have a bird. And she's a little weirdo. She goes on these stretches of making one specific noise. Like for a month she'll just click as her primary noise. Then she'll switch to a like an extended water drop sound for a few weeks, then she'll switch to chuckling.

But for the past couple weeks she's been meowing for some reason. Mostly just when she climbs to the top of something like the file cabinet. She'll work her way up there and then I'll hear, "...meow..." from the other room. And she's not even really making the sound of a cat meowing. She's literally just saying the word "meow" like Gary does on Songebob.

Dolphin



your bird looks like a baboon in heat

Cpt_Obvious

I don't Want to be this kind of animal anymore.




Where do I wash my hands after I post?

Mayor Dave

Mary had a little lamb



Cpt_Obvious posted:

Where do I wash my hands after I post?

Dolphin doesn't use the sink to wash hands

Pleiadian Light

for spaces are plenty in this heady canopy


Dolphin posted:

your bird looks like a baboon in heat

Your dolphin looks like Mike Lindell on a bender.

Goons Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



can anyone help me define how much food is required to qualify as a meal, we are having a really tough fight over here


https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedLivelyAlpinegoat.mp4

ShallNoiseUpon


Goons Are Great posted:

can anyone help me define how much food is required to qualify as a meal, we are having a really tough fight over here

one to three

Mayor Dave

Mary had a little lamb



Goons Are Great posted:

can anyone help me define how much food is required to qualify as a meal, we are having a really tough fight over here

If you can hold it in a fist it's a snack

Goons Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



so how many snickers fit into a regular hand and at what point are you no longer allowed to eat anything else because else you had two meals


https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedLivelyAlpinegoat.mp4

DarkEuphoria




Cpt_Obvious posted:

Where do I wash my hands after I post?

after cspam gets done with it, definitely NOT the sink

on a related note, how many lemons does the spaceship’s plumbing system require for proper freshening?

Mayor Dave

Mary had a little lamb



Goons Are Great posted:

so how many snickers fit into a regular hand and at what point are you no longer allowed to eat anything else because else you had two meals

AppleNippleBOB




MoaM posted:


I also like bacon and eggs.

The morning is a good time for food.

Fry bacon crispy, hard-boil eggs, then chop then small. Make a pot of rice.

Crumble bacon, add it and the eggs to the rice with generous amounts of salt and pepper. Stir (and serve with butter).

Classic family breakfast: Bacon Eggs and Rice

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




Im eating a bowl of raisin bran for lunch because I forgot to refrigerate my leftovers last night.

Manifisto




samantonio posted:

I have a bird. And she's a little weirdo. She goes on these stretches of making one specific noise. Like for a month she'll just click as her primary noise. Then she'll switch to a like an extended water drop sound for a few weeks, then she'll switch to chuckling.

But for the past couple weeks she's been meowing for some reason. Mostly just when she climbs to the top of something like the file cabinet. She'll work her way up there and then I'll hear, "...meow..." from the other room. And she's not even really making the sound of a cat meowing. She's literally just saying the word "meow" like Gary does on Songebob.



that's awesome and hilarious. for some reason african grays really seem to like making the water drop sound? I can't recall hearing that from another species.


ty heather papps and luvcow

Manifisto




Goons Are Great posted:

can anyone help me define how much food is required to qualify as a meal, we are having a really tough fight over here

2+ tacos or 1+ burriot

Crusty Nutsack

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




samantonio posted:

I have a bird. And she's a little weirdo. She goes on these stretches of making one specific noise. Like for a month she'll just click as her primary noise. Then she'll switch to a like an extended water drop sound for a few weeks, then she'll switch to chuckling.

But for the past couple weeks she's been meowing for some reason. Mostly just when she climbs to the top of something like the file cabinet. She'll work her way up there and then I'll hear, "...meow..." from the other room. And she's not even really making the sound of a cat meowing. She's literally just saying the word "meow" like Gary does on Songebob.



your birb/cat sounds awesome


Rarity

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN






C-SPAM I've just found out I've been living among filthy pickle-lovers all this time, I need asylum

Crusty Nutsack

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Manifisto posted:

2+ tacos or 1+ burriot

2 huevos 1 ranchero


Cpt_Obvious

I don't Want to be this kind of animal anymore.



Rarity posted:

C-SPAM I've just found out I've been living among filthy pickle-lovers all this time, I need asylum

Boo. Pickles rule.

Filthy Hans





Rarity posted:

C-SPAM I've just found out I've been living among filthy pickle-lovers all this time, I need asylum

welcome, if there's one thing c-spam needs it's more mods

Goons Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



i will stay neutral on this episode of another byob pickle war, last time we lost so many posters that byob was deleted over it


https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedLivelyAlpinegoat.mp4

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Mayor Dave

Mary had a little lamb



Rarity posted:

C-SPAM I've just found out I've been living among filthy pickle-lovers all this time, I need asylum

Cspam is no refuge for us righteous pickle-haters

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