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Goons Are Gifts)
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so what do you guys think, while we are in the maintenance bay here, a fresh pink varnish? hot chocolate turrets next to the brownie guns? marshmallow bombs? I'd say the sky is the limit here but that's per definition wrong
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May 14, 2021 09:15
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GLITTER EVERYWHERE |
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May 14, 2021 09:22
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A tow line so that we can tow a giant asteroid behind us that we can carve out and fill with beer and video games and a pizza oven. Maybe have copper bowls placed strategically around the space ship so that we can fill them with water to control humidity. And a throne for Rarity. |
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May 14, 2021 09:29
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although, the throne can be for anyone that wants to take instagram photos |
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May 14, 2021 09:32
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sb hermit posted:And a throne for Rarity. 
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May 14, 2021 09:33
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i hope the throne is made out of whiteclaw
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May 14, 2021 09:42
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It will be made out of empty White Claw cans that have been drunk by my simps (i.e. all of you) |
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May 14, 2021 09:48
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if i like mixing vodka with la croix after i run out of normal mixers will i like white claw? |
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May 14, 2021 10:33
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Dip Viscous posted:if i like mixing vodka with la croix after i run out of normal mixers will i like white claw? Probably. It’s very similar. The only real difference is that whiteclaw has a very distinctive taste of artificial sweeteners, but after a few cans you will barely notice. |
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May 14, 2021 11:48
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i'll get a can to add to the throne then grapefruit sounds nice |
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May 14, 2021 11:55
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May 14, 2021 12:04
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White claw simping for Rarity if only to thinly veil my rampant alcoholism |
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May 14, 2021 13:00
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Prof. Crocodile posted:the best minds in byob are currently working on this, and by "best minds" i mean the kitten in the hammock. that kitten is like fifteen years old at least, it should be dead by now |
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May 14, 2021 13:59
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May 14, 2021 13:59
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where am i |
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May 14, 2021 15:02
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take me back to cspam. i'm scared |
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May 14, 2021 15:04
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Where we're going we don't need trmups |
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May 14, 2021 15:19
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Rarity posted:Where we're going we don't need trmups you cannot cut back on tormups! you will regret this! |
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May 14, 2021 15:21
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Bearjew posted:you cannot cut back on tormups! you will regret this! Don't worry, I ended up here too because I was in the can when they told CSPAM to gtfo but I packed enough trmps and turmmos in the engine room to last us for awhile. Not sure what "coolant" is but this place seems pretty cool without any help anyway so I ejected it all and put them all there Now that I'm checking the logs I think they may be soupy trmps and turmmos now |
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May 14, 2021 15:40
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Who is navigating? We seem to have landed in the low drama qcs spinoff. Strange times friends. |
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May 14, 2021 15:48
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B33rChiller posted:Who is navigating? We seem to have landed in the low drama qcs spinoff. Strange times friends. I went into the navigation room and there was a whole lot of we'ed smell so strap in folks, we could be here a while |
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May 14, 2021 15:52
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Epic High Five posted:Don't worry, I ended up here too because I was in the can when they told CSPAM to gtfo but I packed enough trmps and turmmos in the engine room to last us for awhile. Not sure what "coolant" is but this place seems pretty cool without any help anyway so I ejected it all and put them all there that's what i like to hear |
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May 14, 2021 16:11
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Oh, hi new forum. I have a technical enquiry for us to contemplate: what is the maximum theoretical rate of shitposts per hour achievable on a Timex Sinclair 1000? |
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May 14, 2021 16:35
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cruft posted:Oh, hi new forum. 
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May 14, 2021 16:36
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cruft posted:Oh, hi new forum. At least 3 |
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May 14, 2021 16:38
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wait I thought you were navigating, that's why I didn't do it who is flying this thing now and why is the engine room entirely packed with cookie dough
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May 14, 2021 16:55
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You didn't eat any of the "cookie dough" did you? |
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May 14, 2021 16:56
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ok im working on a solution here, let's eat ourselves through this and we can go back to our regular flight path in no time we already have another invitation pending so we are in a rush to eat fast all mouths on deck
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May 14, 2021 16:57
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Zil posted:You didn't eat any of the "cookie dough" did you? right now I'm figuring out if we can heat up the engine enough to make actual cookies out of this, but I'm not sure about the physical possibility here also this tastes surprisingly sour, is it lemon cookies??
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May 14, 2021 16:58
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hello i have a problem, when i try to post more than once in ten seconds i am not allowed. i assume this is to prevent, i don't know, scripts from flooding boards with goatmen but i think that timer could be dropped a bit. maybe 5? SPAAAACE |
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May 14, 2021 17:04
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thinking maybe we should install some blue gel into the sleeping quarters, that way crew can burrow into it and rearrange it to their liking |
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May 14, 2021 17:07
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I'm sorry I cannot help eat the cookie dough. I live a gluten-free lifestyle except for noodles, rice, the occasional slice of bread for sandwiches, and beer. |
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May 14, 2021 17:08
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Goons Are Great posted:right now I'm figuring out if we can heat up the engine enough to make actual cookies out of this, but I'm not sure about the physical possibility here You...you ate it? *goes pale* I mean you should be fine. Yeah yeah totally fine. |
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May 14, 2021 17:09
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Goons Are Great posted:all mouths on deck sorry, I only have butts to offer |
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May 14, 2021 17:34
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test |
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May 14, 2021 17:45
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another test (this is to try to get an actual answer for the shitposts/hour on the t/s 1000) one more |
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May 14, 2021 17:46
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May 14, 2021 17:47
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triple testt
more falafel please fucked around with this message at 17:51 on May 14, 2021 |
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May 14, 2021 17:48
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well assuming that we're using the TS2050 modem, which supports 300 baud, the raw HTTP POST request should be writable in under 10 seconds, for a short post anyway. since the forums enforce posting no more than once every 10 seconds, i believe the maximum shitposts/hour is 360 this is assuming we're not loading newreply.php and all the json and CSS. that would take, like, hours |
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May 14, 2021 17:55
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more falafel please posted:well assuming that we're using the TS2050 modem, which supports 300 baud, the raw HTTP POST request should be writable in under 10 seconds, for a short post anyway. since the forums enforce posting no more than once every 10 seconds, i believe the maximum shitposts/hour is 360 Glad to see somebody is carrying out real-world tests, connecting to TEH ENTARNET with a 300 baud modem so they can post to the forums from a Z80. |
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