BYOB Traveling Spaceship: hello we're here to haunt pragmatica, personally

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cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

eat poo poo you BYOB reactionaries. i reject your political paradigms and personal beliefs

# ¿ May 2, 2021 07:57

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:15

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

first off, the name of the forum is "Bring Your Own Beer" which immediately assumes the supremacy of property rights. the beer should not need to be brought. the beer should not belong to any individual. if we are going to assume the perverse logic of property rights then the beer should belong to the people

you disgust me, BYOB

# ¿ May 2, 2021 10:25

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

Goons Are Great posted:

I wanted to use my mod buttons on this but it just told me cspam means no mods no masters so there's nothing we can do against coupons atrocities in these savage lands

i am permanently banned from coupons. i shared a fake coupon for BOGO (buy one, get one) nathan's franks hot dogs and a bunch of people usd it and said the cashier rang them up and said it didnt work. then they were put in the awkward position of having to send it back or pretend they had double hot dog money

# ¿ May 2, 2021 10:28

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

Rarity posted:

Between these baseless attacks on BYOB's character and C-SPAM's flirtation with C&D this diplomatic mission is not going well

*stands up and unfurls a long scroll*

these are the affrontations byob has commited against c-spam

# ¿ May 2, 2021 10:34

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

for years, BYOB has been flying death drones into C-SPAM posting territory. i have seen the best posters, beautiful men with perfect buttocks, cut down in their prime. while the fat elites in the "bring your own bong 420 lol" thread laze about, perfectly content to enjoy the fruits of empire. you sicken me

# ¿ May 2, 2021 13:38

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

Poniard posted:

cumshitter you only say poo poo like this bc you forgot to drink your prune juice

it's plum juice you gently caress. you can't get juice from a prune

# ¿ May 2, 2021 14:28

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

biosterous posted:

cpam what are your thoughts on coffee, is it good and if so how do you like it

your enjoyment of it should be tempered by your awareness of the pains of your fellow proletariot who brought it to you. no enjoyment is possible until communism has been built

# ¿ May 2, 2021 15:04

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

what about Zapatista coffee

communists are allowed to pick certain peoples as their fetish idols like starter pokemon. thats part of the deal. i chose the uighur

# ¿ May 2, 2021 15:08

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

i'm drinkin some coffee right now

Eat

*pauses*

eat whatever you like. you disgust me

# ¿ May 2, 2021 15:37

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

wait a minute....

kim, they sent me to meet those BYOB shitheads because im the best cop, right?

Kim: No, most likely not.

god dammit

# ¿ May 2, 2021 23:31

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

2DCAT posted:

This comes out on Tuesday...ill share now/here though since BYOB are cool and now my friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JmvxZHRmPI

politics is about learning how to identify enemies, not making friends. you loving dumb piece of poo poo you have learned nothing

# ¿ May 3, 2021 01:18

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

I think cumshitter is grumpy because he is teething

are you calling me old you piece of poo poo????

# ¿ May 3, 2021 04:27

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

we didnt land on byob. byob's thread landed on us. which is another thing BYOB has yet to apologize for

# ¿ May 3, 2021 05:55

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

i hope all of you are using the tail end of the weekend to be productive. i am on a website where i get paid to watch commercials and offer useful feedback to marketers so that they can do their job better

# ¿ May 3, 2021 06:02

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

i want to hear more about the big rear end spear. how many asses have you speared with it?

# ¿ May 3, 2021 06:08

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

i am harry posted:

what are the commercials about?

oh, wonderful things. things you didnt even know you needed. theyre so informative, they should be labeled as public service announcements and not commercials

# ¿ May 3, 2021 06:11

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

Goons Are Great posted:

this ship is fueled by posts

congrats on building a machine fueled by poo poo

# ¿ May 3, 2021 06:37

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

me, firing blindly into the sky: we dont want you here!!! go back where you came spacebacks!!!

# ¿ May 4, 2021 02:10

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

Cage Kicker posted:

what about second breakfast

this is just corporate propaganda the same way taco bell created fourth meal. there is no ethical consumption under capitalism and that extends to food

# ¿ May 5, 2021 10:45

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

i know you byob fuckers just made the entire story up as a reason to abduct and probe a.lo on your spaceship. free a.lo!!! i volunteer to be probed in their place

# ¿ May 6, 2021 08:37

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

Zedhe Khoja posted:

last night was a rough night for the wee ones. early yesterday the runt of the litter (half the size of the largest) started having diarhea. and it kept coming. by afternoon i was waiting in line at the vet and he was in a sort of catatonic state from dehydration. the vets managed to revive him a bit and i spent all night huddled over his little body periodically using an injector to forcefeed him some concoction they gave me that smells almost exactly like kfc. occasionally he would be so weak he would just hang slack with his mouth hanging open like he was dead.

but steadily he got a bit stronger and few hours ago he could lift his head. now hes running and climbing everything like normal.

I need coffee

good on you man

# ¿ May 6, 2021 08:38

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

you were the one dangling your balls over the dispos-all, i gotta make fun of them while i can

# ¿ May 6, 2021 09:00

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:15

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

a.lo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl2LCJUfrOY&t=89s

# ¿ May 6, 2021 10:22

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