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from my neighbor in the neighboring house. Their yard is right under my balcony. Recently the parents started yelling at me for cranking up the tunes and ripping on a fat blunt (legal in my state) outside while the kids were out there playing. Just like, really harshing my mellow, you know? So I've ordered a long bow in order to defend my rights. I have a pretty decent stash and a lot of snack so I'm pretty much ready for a siege if it comes down to that. Thinking I maybe should also invest in a small catapult as well though. |
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given your tactical location (above) you might want to look into some gravity-assisted weapons too. have you tried getting a stash of really big rocks, or maybe some frozen turkeys?
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# ? Mar 30, 2020 16:04 |
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biosterous posted:given your tactical location (above) you might want to look into some gravity-assisted weapons too. have you tried getting a stash of really big rocks, or maybe some frozen turkeys? A favourite is boiling oil, which is probably super unsafe but you could probably use regular baby oil too and just throw it at them. |
# ? Mar 30, 2020 16:11 |
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i learned how to make a tiny trebuchet in shop class as a teen and my biggest lesson has to be DO NOT PARTNER WITH CHARLES he is a mean bully
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# ? Mar 30, 2020 16:26 |
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8 years of grad school so that I can *maybe* shoot someone? no thanks
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# ? Mar 30, 2020 17:44 |
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Try skirmishing with water balloons first. Play your cards right and you might sway the kids to your side with a good shot on angry mom. |
# ? Mar 30, 2020 20:21 |
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Asking my neighbours "how doth thine battlements fare?" |
# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:33 |
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Pinning my heraldic flag on the community board, next to the covid-19 notice. |
# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:36 |
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albany academy posted:Asking my neighbours "how doth thine battlements fare?" lol
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# ? Mar 31, 2020 09:52 |
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poverty goat posted:Try skirmishing with water balloons first. Play your cards right and you might sway the kids to your side with a good shot on angry mom. Sorry but this is not period |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Sorry but this is not period okay fine then fill the balloons with blue fluid
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# ? Mar 31, 2020 16:56 |
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alnilam posted:okay fine then fill the balloons with blue fluid Defeating your neighbor by bringing over a bottle of blue fluid because you knew it was that "time if the month" for his wife and he had no clue. His jaw drops. *Thinking of chess castle doctrine* "Checkmate"
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# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:06 |
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Twenty Four posted:Defeating your neighbor by bringing over a bottle of blue fluid because you knew it was that "time if the month" for his wife and he had no clue. i think that's called castling and if you do that you're now legally bound to swap living spaces with your neighbor
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# ? Mar 31, 2020 18:44 |
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longbows require years of training and are p dumb anyway. get a crossbow instead |
# ? Apr 4, 2020 00:03 |
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but the key to survival is expanding ur realm. any unmarried next-in-line peeps in the neighbourhood? |
# ? Apr 4, 2020 00:05 |
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Nosfereefer posted:but the key to survival is expanding ur realm. any unmarried next-in-line peeps in the neighbourhood? Crusader Kings 2: Neighborhood Edition
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 02:22 |
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Nosfereefer posted:longbows require years of training and are p dumb anyway. get a crossbow instead The gently caress, bro? You tryin' to say I miss arm day??? |
# ? Apr 4, 2020 05:54 |
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make sure you have a ladder pole, or at least a good broom or mop or somethjng to knock assault ladders off your parapet. another good trick to use on attackers is a big box of tarantulas, or a loosely wrapped hornets nest that you can heave into their midst |
# ? Apr 4, 2020 06:06 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Sorry but this is not period Ugh FINE. We can use fresh goat intestines filled with water. |
# ? Apr 6, 2020 04:42 |
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get the popes blessing to invade your protestant neighbours |
# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:35 |
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locking the gates for the duration of the plague. it is safer this way, even if the cat scratching on the door is somewhat unsettling |
# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:38 |
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Mister Rogers never went medieval on anyone's rear end so I'm at a loss for advice, sorry
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Mister Rogers never went medieval on anyone's rear end so I'm at a loss for advice, sorry |
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