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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:What if... Quentin Tarantino directed the Lord of the Rings Would still be about a bunch of friends going for a long walk, only the battles would somehow be less frequent but with over the top almost comical levels of gore.
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 17:57 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 13:49 |
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pixaal posted:Would still be about a bunch of friends going for a long walk, only the battles would somehow be less frequent but with over the top almost comical levels of gore. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Apr 3, 2020 18:13 |
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pixaal posted:Would still be about a bunch of friends going for a long walk, only the battles would somehow be less frequent but with over the top almost comical levels of gore. Plus every five minutes you get an uncomfortable close-up of hairy hobbit feet
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 18:21 |
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Goons Are Great posted:Plus every five minutes you get an uncomfortable close-up of hairy hobbit feet *wiggle* *wiggle* toes
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 18:37 |
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I need me eight adventurers. Eight Jewish Hobbit adventurers. |
# ? Apr 3, 2020 18:38 |
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LOTR with lightsabers - "You have my lightsaber!" "And my lightsaber!" "And my lightsaber!" "And my lightsaber!"
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 19:23 |
Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Gollum as JarJar: someone beat u to this also lol @ the pulp fiction post ---------------- |
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 19:59 |
is there a sign on my doom mountain that reads all-powerful ring storage???
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 20:00 |
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take the moon posted:someone beat u to this Ugh, sorry Google This! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Apr 3, 2020 21:50 |
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Twenty Four posted:LOTR with lightsabers -
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 22:02 |
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Goons Are Great posted:Plus every five minutes you get an uncomfortable close-up of hairy hobbit feet p sure bakshi already did this |
# ? Apr 3, 2020 23:56 |
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Nosfereefer posted:p sure bakshi already did this I love this man.
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 00:07 |
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ELI PORTER posted:I don't need you to tell me how loving good my lembas bread is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Éowyn goes shopping she buys poo poo. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I eat it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the lembas bread in my kitchen, it's the dead hobbit in my garage. SweetWillyRollbar posted:Uncomfortably long shot of hobbit feet
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 01:27 |
Twenty Four posted:LOTR with lightsabers - you have my lightsaber! and my double ended lightsaber! and my purple lightsaber! and my weird curvy fencing lightsaber! ---------------- |
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 03:31 |
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You have my Schwartz. |
# ? Apr 4, 2020 03:51 |
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google THIS posted:You have my Schwartz. You have my Spaceballs: The Flamethrower
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 04:14 |
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Po! Tay! Toes! Light saber 'em! Themal detonate 'em! Stick 'em in a sarlacc! |
# ? Apr 4, 2020 05:17 |
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pixaal posted:You have my Spaceballs: The Flamethrower
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 12:12 |
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pixaal posted:You have my Spaceballs: The Flamethrower |
# ? Apr 4, 2020 17:01 |
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pixaal posted:You have my Spaceballs: The Flamethrower https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Apr 4, 2020 17:12 |
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Let's film a bad prequel trilogy and... oh. Ohhhhhh. |
# ? Apr 4, 2020 21:07 |
super sweet best pal posted:Let's film a bad prequel trilogy and... oh. Ohhhhhh. Lol |
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 08:55 |
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Legalos blasting orcs with his bowcaster. |
# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:55 |
its over anakun I have the hi ground *anakin puts on ring of power* gently caress me I gotta cut off his other hand now ---------------- |
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:09 |
*dramatic moment* witch king: no man can defeat me jj: meesa a Gunjan howdie doodie ---------------- |
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:10 |
im real bad at jar jar dialog
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:11 |
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To write Jarjar you need to write C3PO dialog but about a redneck instead of a forgetful robot. Oh you also need a complete lack of drama and tension to be cut by the naive line making it annoying instead of funny and lovable.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 21:25 |
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to be fair, the ewoks WERE rubbish |
# ? Apr 6, 2020 22:43 |
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take the moon posted:*dramatic moment* I laughed out loud at this! Nosfereefer posted:to be fair, the ewoks WERE rubbish Trash pandas! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Apr 6, 2020 22:46 |
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Nosfereefer posted:to be fair, the ewoks WERE rubbish |
# ? Apr 7, 2020 03:58 |
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what if they just had longer than normal arms
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:38 |
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nut posted:what if they just had longer than normal arms They wouldn't be able to fire bows so the movie would be very different |
# ? Apr 21, 2020 22:13 |
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nut posted:what if they just had longer than normal arms Gandalf: The Ring must be dropped into the fires of Mount Doom. Frodo: (reaches out the window for a moment) Ok done, now what? |
# ? Apr 21, 2020 23:15 |
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google THIS posted:Gandalf: The Ring must be dropped into the fires of Mount Doom.
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 23:19 |
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Imagining a really long arms Frodo and laughing. |
# ? Apr 22, 2020 11:59 |
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google THIS posted:Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill Gollum when he had the chance. |
# ? Apr 22, 2020 15:16 |
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google THIS posted:Gandalf: The Ring must be dropped into the fires of Mount Doom. |
# ? Apr 26, 2020 04:21 |
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if in lord of the rings they had lightsabers, would anything be different from star wars in the first place?
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 08:15 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 13:49 |
yes. DexterJettster doesn't exist in LOTR
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