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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

What if... Quentin Tarantino directed the Lord of the Rings

Would still be about a bunch of friends going for a long walk, only the battles would somehow be less frequent but with over the top almost comical levels of gore.



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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

pixaal posted:

Would still be about a bunch of friends going for a long walk, only the battles would somehow be less frequent but with over the top almost comical levels of gore.

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pixaal posted:

Would still be about a bunch of friends going for a long walk, only the battles would somehow be less frequent but with over the top almost comical levels of gore.

Plus every five minutes you get an uncomfortable close-up of hairy hobbit feet


pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Goons Are Great posted:

Plus every five minutes you get an uncomfortable close-up of hairy hobbit feet

*wiggle* *wiggle* toes



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ELI PORTER

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
I need me eight adventurers. Eight Jewish Hobbit adventurers.

Twenty Four


LOTR with lightsabers -

"You have my lightsaber!"

"And my lightsaber!"

"And my lightsaber!"

"And my lightsaber!"

take the moon

by sebmojo

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Gollum as JarJar:

Gollum: Meesa wantsa Precious! Meesa getsa Precious!

Gandalf: Kill it! KILL IT!

Frodo: But what about your speech about deserving death and all that?

Gandalf: I SAID KILL THE loving THING!!!

:( someone beat u to this

also lol @ the pulp fiction post

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take the moon

by sebmojo
is there a sign on my doom mountain that reads all-powerful ring storage???

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

take the moon posted:

:( someone beat u to this

also lol @ the pulp fiction post

Ugh, sorry Google This!

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nut

Twenty Four posted:

LOTR with lightsabers -

"You have my lightsaber!"

"And my lightsaber!"

"And my lightsaber!"

"And my lightsaber!"

Nosfereefer

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Goons Are Great posted:

Plus every five minutes you get an uncomfortable close-up of hairy hobbit feet

p sure bakshi already did this

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Nosfereefer posted:

p sure bakshi already did this



I love this man.


Manifisto


ELI PORTER posted:

I don't need you to tell me how loving good my lembas bread is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Éowyn goes shopping she buys poo poo. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I eat it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the lembas bread in my kitchen, it's the dead hobbit in my garage.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Uncomfortably long shot of hobbit feet


ty nesamdoom!

take the moon

by sebmojo

Twenty Four posted:

LOTR with lightsabers -

"You have my lightsaber!"

"And my lightsaber!"

"And my lightsaber!"

"And my lightsaber!"

you have my lightsaber!

and my double ended lightsaber!

and my purple lightsaber!

and my weird curvy fencing lightsaber!

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google THIS

You have my Schwartz.

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


google THIS posted:

You have my Schwartz.

You have my Spaceballs: The Flamethrower



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Escape From Noise

Po! Tay! Toes! Light saber 'em! Themal detonate 'em! Stick 'em in a sarlacc!

Goons Are Gifts

pixaal posted:

You have my Spaceballs: The Flamethrower


google THIS

pixaal posted:

You have my Spaceballs: The Flamethrower

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

pixaal posted:

You have my Spaceballs: The Flamethrower

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super sweet best pal

Let's film a bad prequel trilogy and... oh. Ohhhhhh.

:negative:

The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

super sweet best pal posted:

Let's film a bad prequel trilogy and... oh. Ohhhhhh.

:negative:

Lol

Escape From Noise

Legalos blasting orcs with his bowcaster.

take the moon

by sebmojo
its over anakun I have the hi ground

*anakin puts on ring of power*

gently caress me I gotta cut off his other hand now

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take the moon

by sebmojo
*dramatic moment*

witch king: no man can defeat me

jj: meesa a Gunjan howdie doodie

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by sebmojo
im real bad at jar jar dialog

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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


To write Jarjar you need to write C3PO dialog but about a redneck instead of a forgetful robot. Oh you also need a complete lack of drama and tension to be cut by the naive line making it annoying instead of funny and lovable.



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Nosfereefer

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to be fair, the ewoks WERE rubbish

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

take the moon posted:

*dramatic moment*

witch king: no man can defeat me

jj: meesa a Gunjan howdie doodie

I laughed out loud at this!

Nosfereefer posted:

to be fair, the ewoks WERE rubbish

Trash pandas!

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Nosfereefer posted:

to be fair, the ewoks WERE rubbish

nut

what if they just had longer than normal arms

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


nut posted:

what if they just had longer than normal arms

They wouldn't be able to fire bows so the movie would be very different

google THIS

nut posted:

what if they just had longer than normal arms

Gandalf: The Ring must be dropped into the fires of Mount Doom.

Frodo: (reaches out the window for a moment) Ok done, now what?

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

Gandalf: The Ring must be dropped into the fires of Mount Doom.

Frodo: (reaches out the window for a moment) Ok done, now what?


super sweet best pal

Imagining a really long arms Frodo and laughing.

bradzilla

google THIS posted:

Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill Gollum when he had the chance.

Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play in it, for good or ill, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.

Gollum: Ex-squeeze me! Meesa called Gollum, precious! Whoosa are yousa?

Gandalf: Actually, never mind. (sound of lightsaber being drawn)

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

google THIS posted:

Gandalf: The Ring must be dropped into the fires of Mount Doom.

Frodo: (reaches out the window for a moment) Ok done, now what?

tradjik

if in lord of the rings they had lightsabers, would anything be different from star wars in the first place?


ty heather papps u da bes

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take the moon

by sebmojo
yes. DexterJettster doesn't exist in LOTR

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