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gollum and frodo just staring at each other, both using the force to try and get the ring but it is floating in the middle for hours until someone shoots gollum with a bow caster
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Mar 30, 2020 19:34
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why didn't the millennium falcon just fly frodo to mordor with the ring?
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Mar 30, 2020 19:42
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i hate how gandalf the white RUINED MY gandalf!!!
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Mar 30, 2020 19:46
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the baby balrog was cute tho |
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Mar 30, 2020 19:52
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Gandalf: these aren’t the Hobbits you are looking for. Ringwraith: These aren’t the Hobbits I am looking for. Gandalf: He can go about his business. Ringwraith:He can go about his business. Pippin: rear end sphincter says “what?” Ringwraith: What? Merry: hahahahaha https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 30, 2020 19:52
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Darth Vader gets the ring but he does have a freakin hand to put it on!
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Mar 30, 2020 19:53
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I hear they keep redoing the cgi in the tom bombadil scenes, which is why they're pretending they were never in the original cut |
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Mar 30, 2020 20:02
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Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill Gollum when he had the chance. Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play in it, for good or ill, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many. Gollum: Ex-squeeze me! Meesa called Gollum, precious! Whoosa are yousa? Gandalf: Actually, never mind. (sound of lightsaber being drawn) |
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Mar 30, 2020 20:14
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google THIS posted:Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill Gollum when he had the chance. |
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Mar 30, 2020 20:16
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hobbits would totally get down to the cantina song |
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Mar 30, 2020 20:55
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Macnult posted:hobbits would totally get down to the cantina song *sam on mt. doom getting all weepy like a big bitch* what do you think they're doin back in the mos eisley cantina, mr frodo. i bet the jizzwailers are playing those great jizz songs, and ponda babu is holding a blue milk in each of the two arms that he has, and greedo is there and still alive
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Mar 30, 2020 22:09
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FutonForensic posted:*sam on mt. doom getting all weepy like a big bitch* what do you think they're doin back in the mos eisley cantina, mr frodo. i bet the jizzwailers are playing those great jizz songs, and ponda babu is holding a blue milk in each of the two arms that he has, and greedo is there and still alive lmao |
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Mar 30, 2020 22:25
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sauron: gandalf never told you what happened to your father frodo: he told me enough! my parents were killed in a boating accident! sauron: no. I am your father. frodo: that's . . . not true? what does that mean, is this thing a wedding ring or something? sauron: yeah sure, why not
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Mar 30, 2020 22:28
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Frodo: I will take the ring to Mordor, though I do not know the w- Elrond: IT'S A TRAAAPPP!
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Mar 30, 2020 22:52
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FutonForensic posted:*sam on mt. doom getting all weepy like a big bitch* what do you think they're doin back in the mos eisley cantina, mr frodo. i bet the jizzwailers are playing those great jizz songs, and ponda babu is holding a blue milk in each of the two arms that he has, and greedo is there and still alive
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Mar 31, 2020 00:27
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"It's over," Obi-Wan says to Sauron as he stands on the edge of Mt Doom, "I have the high ground!"
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Mar 31, 2020 14:48
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that gif of the hobbit shaking the sausage but it’s a lightsaber sausage
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Mar 31, 2020 16:21
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FutonForensic posted:*sam on mt. doom getting all weepy like a big bitch* what do you think they're doin back in the mos eisley cantina, mr frodo. i bet the jizzwailers are playing those great jizz songs, and ponda babu is holding a blue milk in each of the two arms that he has, and greedo is there and still alive
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Mar 31, 2020 17:12
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nut posted:that gif of the hobbit shaking the sausage but it’s a lightsaber sausage 
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Mar 31, 2020 19:13
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finally
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Mar 31, 2020 19:20
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Mar 31, 2020 19:32
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google THIS posted:Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill Gollum when he had the chance. |
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Apr 1, 2020 04:05
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Needo the |
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Apr 1, 2020 05:16
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Apr 1, 2020 15:19
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Sam: I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you! *Rolls Frodo into the bucket of his front-end loader* Edit: Sorry! Wrong thread! |
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Apr 1, 2020 15:46
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Sam: I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you! lmao crimes |
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Apr 1, 2020 16:23
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"My sword is glowing blue." "Yes, it's a lightsaber, they do that."
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Apr 1, 2020 16:42
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*ordering at Dexter jettsters diner after his attempt to rebrand himself as vegan friendly didn't work out* looks like meats back on the menu boys ---------------- |
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Apr 1, 2020 21:44
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Gandalf: we have to bring the ring to the death star and drop it in that fusion thingy near the throne room to destroy it for good elrond: shits in space ---------------- |
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Apr 1, 2020 21:48
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Rohan Solo: She's the horse that made the Lonely Mountain run in less than 12 leagues. |
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Apr 1, 2020 22:06
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It turns out Aragorn and Arwen were siblings this whole time?
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Apr 2, 2020 05:45
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:It turns out Aragorn and Arwen were siblings this whole time? Aragorn, son of Arathorn etc. can trace his lineage all the way back to Elros, brother of Elrond. So Aragorn is the long removed grandsire of Elrond's brother. Which means Arwen, daughter of Elrond (and niece to Elros) is Aragorn's great, great, many times removed aunt. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 3, 2020 14:08
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Watching that realized how much Starwars swings lightsabers like they are two handed battle axes. The LotR fighting looks way too cramped but it's probably how someone that trained their life to fight with a lightsabers would fight. |
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Apr 3, 2020 14:41
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anyway what happens if you're not t the ring on your light saber blade? will the blade turn invisible? |
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Apr 3, 2020 14:42
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bilbos lightsaber changes from purple to bright green "womp rats!"
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Apr 3, 2020 14:44
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I don't need you to tell me how loving good my lembas bread is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Éowyn goes shopping she buys poo poo. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I eat it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the lembas bread in my kitchen, it's the dead hobbit in my garage. |
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Apr 3, 2020 15:02
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Gollum as JarJar: Gollum: Meesa wantsa Precious! Meesa getsa Precious! Gandalf: Kill it! KILL IT! Frodo: But what about your speech about deserving death and all that? Gandalf: I SAID KILL THE loving THING!!! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 3, 2020 15:22
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ELI PORTER posted:I don't need you to tell me how loving good my lembas bread is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Éowyn goes shopping she buys poo poo. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I eat it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the lembas bread in my kitchen, it's the dead hobbit in my garage. Uncomfortably long shot of hobbit feet |
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Apr 3, 2020 17:23
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Uncomfortably long shot of hobbit feet What if... Quentin Tarantino directed the Lord of the Rings https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 3, 2020 17:26
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