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All about that JizzStar Wars Fandom Wiki posted:Jizz was an upbeat, swinging genre of music, most notably performed by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band. Other notable jizz bands included Bobolo Baker's All-Bith Band, Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers, Hutt, Figrin D'an II and the New Modal Nodes, and The Sozzenels. |
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Jizz is also the name of the instrument that the genre is centered around. Here's a dude shredding some serious Jizz: 
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Mar 30, 2020 21:09
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“was”?
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Mar 30, 2020 21:25
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me dying in the space desert: you know what I could go for right now? a whole cantina full of jizz
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Mar 30, 2020 21:26
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nut posted:“was”? you have to keep in mind that this music was developed a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away |
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Mar 30, 2020 21:30
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if jizz isn’t cool anymore then I guess I’m basically drowning in lame over here
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Mar 30, 2020 21:34
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like my fresh sound? yeah, it's a mash-up of classic jizz and scat
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Mar 30, 2020 21:38
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learning there’s a big diff between the jizz you get on the offbeat and the jizz you get on the beatoff
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Mar 30, 2020 21:42
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Mar 30, 2020 21:47
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hey guys welcome to Postmodern Jukebox. last week we got a lot of requests for "jizz" music in the comments so that's what we're performing this week. now, I didn't do a ton of research on this genre but I think I know how this works. First I'm gonna whip out my bigThis video has been removed for violating YouTube's terms and services
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Mar 30, 2020 21:56
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FutonForensic posted:hey guys welcome to Postmodern Jukebox. last week we got a lot of requests for "jizz" music in the comments so that's what we're performing this week. now, I didn't do a ton of research on this genre but I think I know how this works. First I'm gonna whip out my bigThis video has been removed for violating YouTube's terms and services |
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Mar 30, 2020 22:25
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Mar 30, 2020 22:49
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FutonForensic posted:like my fresh sound? yeah, it's a mash-up of classic jizz and scat
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Mar 31, 2020 00:05
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A long time ago, someone was trying to teach me the old Star Wars CCG, and during the tutorial game he played "Max Rebo, the Jizz Wailer". I spent the rest of the game unable to stop laughing and the other guy was pretty upset. |
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Mar 31, 2020 00:11
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:A long time ago, someone was trying to teach me the old Star Wars CCG, and during the tutorial game he played "Max Rebo, the Jizz Wailer". I spent the rest of the game unable to stop laughing and the other guy was pretty upset. Jizz Wailer was a special kind of mourner you could hire for funerals
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Mar 31, 2020 00:21
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:A long time ago, someone was trying to teach me the old Star Wars CCG, and during the tutorial game he played "Max Rebo, the Jizz Wailer". I spent the rest of the game unable to stop laughing and the other guy was pretty upset. clearly max was one of the jizz wailers that backed boba f. marley
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Mar 31, 2020 00:21
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i'm a hardcore glitzhead
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Mar 31, 2020 01:35
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What subgenre of jizz though? Smooth jizz? Jizz fusion? Jizz funk? Free jizz? Acid jizz? Cape jizz? Dixie jizz? Dark jizz? Cool jizz? Jizz blues? |
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Mar 31, 2020 09:06
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Debating whether to end my dance routine with spirit fingers or jizz hands |
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Mar 31, 2020 09:11
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Signing up for jizzercise classes. |
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Mar 31, 2020 09:30
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:What subgenre of jizz though? Post Jizz
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Mar 31, 2020 09:50
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:What subgenre of jizz though? Ragtime |
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Mar 31, 2020 10:57
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learned about Jizz from this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA2borlKZA4 |
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Mar 31, 2020 11:17
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Ragtime 
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Mar 31, 2020 12:20
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Signing up for jizzercise classes. sign me up i'm tired of this hot yogurt!
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Mar 31, 2020 13:30
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(listening to a mediocre backing track) I can't jizz to this! |
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Mar 31, 2020 14:13
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Really love all that good Dixieland jizz you see on the street during mardi gras
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Mar 31, 2020 14:30
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Love all the buskers in the french quarter spreading that ole new orleans jizz around to all the tourists
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Mar 31, 2020 14:32
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love watching those traditional jizz funerals
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Mar 31, 2020 14:33
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:What subgenre of jizz though? GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Ragtime |
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Mar 31, 2020 14:59
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“gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight” *slow, sad jizz music plays* |
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Mar 31, 2020 15:00
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I hear that Father Dip Is gonna blow the blues And all that Jizz |
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Mar 31, 2020 15:15
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An older Jedi at the cantina keeps referring to joints as "jizz cigarettes". |
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Mar 31, 2020 15:21
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I'm a jizz pianist 
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Mar 31, 2020 15:33
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Thinking about signing up for a jizz appreciation class. |
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Mar 31, 2020 15:40
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google THIS posted:I'm a jizz pianist i tried to learn freestyle growdi harmonique so i could play improv jizz but my toes aren't flexible enough
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Mar 31, 2020 15:51
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Louis Armstrong? yeah I bet it is
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Mar 31, 2020 16:23
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a rock guitarist plays four chords and entertains hundreds of people a jizz guitarist plays hundreds of chords and entertains four people
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Mar 31, 2020 16:58
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older generations outraged by the provocative nature of jizz “growing up, it was all about splooge. everyone loved splooge. splooge was fun for the whole family. but jizz? this is what’s being shown on holograms?” |
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Mar 31, 2020 17:07
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nut posted:Louis Armstrong? yeah I bet it is lmao
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