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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

That's not him being an idiot, will probably help more than harm his election chances, but it is him being a huge gaping rear end in a top hat.

https://twitter.com/nyt_diff/status/1391786657536483330?s=20

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Skwirl posted:

That's not him being an idiot, will probably help more than harm his election chances, but it is him being a huge gaping rear end in a top hat.

https://twitter.com/nyt_diff/status/1391786657536483330?s=20

Not even both-sidesing, just reversing

Yes I read the thread and they started to pull it back from here but jesus fuckin christ someone in the editorial team thought this one was a good decision

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/JewFrom/status/1391948950106742786?s=20

https://twitter.com/paulweel29/status/1391936165771628552?s=20

gently caress Andrew Yang

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1391933421241475072?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
His idiocy is drawing some of the most hosed up in the head fascists on twitter too lol

https://twitter.com/pkosen/status/1391901229400289281?s=20
https://twitter.com/pkosen/status/1391905860939522048?s=20

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1391955543971958792?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/JustErics/status/1391905513231818755?s=20

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

yang was america's best chance to move towards UBI lmao

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

ben shapino posted:

yang was america's best chance to move towards UBI lmao

No he wasn't. He never had a shot at winning, you need some sort of chance at winning for you to count as a "chance." Bernie and probably even Warren could have been pushed in that direction and both had a way better shot at becoming President than Yang.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Also Yang's UBI proposal was a scam that required you give up all other welfare.

I think he was just hoping the middle class would notice that it was actually a handout to people not currently on welfare.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Yeah, Wang proposed the "weak" UBI advocated by notable socialists like Milton Friedman and Friedrich Hayek. gently caress him.

letthereberock
Sep 4, 2004

ultrafilter posted:

I've seen people advocating skipping the pilot of a series because it contains foreshadowing.

These people in 1980:

“No...I AM YOUR FATHER”

(Screaming at theatre screen) “UH SPOILERS MUCH!!!!!!?”

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Did not know that the "white lady in a island kitchen" was a popular kink, but rule 34 I guess:

https://twitter.com/jarvis/status/1391821103417356293?s=19

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

gbut posted:

Did not know that the "white lady in a island kitchen" was a popular kink, but rule 34 I guess:

https://twitter.com/jarvis/status/1391821103417356293?s=19

:argh:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

gbut posted:

Did not know that the "white lady in a island kitchen" was a popular kink, but rule 34 I guess:

https://twitter.com/jarvis/status/1391821103417356293?s=19

Just based on that I thought it'd be connected to the cartoon wonderbread sandwich fetish guy

Pleasantly surprised to find it wasn't

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Why bother with the counter, just eat it off the floor like an animal! Mama Mia.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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All of these super mega ironic cooking hack videos are just huge wastes of food. They make me angry.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

To be fair it would be a huge waste of food even if they ate it, much the same way these people are wastes of air and space

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

gbut posted:

Did not know that the "white lady in a island kitchen" was a popular kink, but rule 34 I guess:

https://twitter.com/jarvis/status/1391821103417356293?s=19

This is one of those times where a fetish is on the table in large part because at least it gives an explanation for what's going on, because otherwise I have no idea whatsoever how someone could come to the conclusion to do (and film) this.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

It makes preparing food feel more like arts and crafts

Braydin, you read my multi colored chalkboard bubble letter menu, we'll be having spaghetti tonight, now mommy has to go finger paint the butter on the garlic bread

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Cleretic posted:

This is one of those times where a fetish is on the table in large part because at least it gives an explanation for what's going on, because otherwise I have no idea whatsoever how someone could come to the conclusion to do (and film) this.

Some people are so addicted to racking up "engagements" that they do stupid poo poo like this just to get their video shared/watched by everyone.

I would almost prefer it be a fetish thing, tbh

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Cleretic posted:

This is one of those times where a fetish is on the table in large part because at least it gives an explanation for what's going on, because otherwise I have no idea whatsoever how someone could come to the conclusion to do (and film) this.

I think it's done like this because it gets a lot of reactions.

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

Josef bugman posted:

I think it's done like this because it gets a lot of reactions.

It's the same people who did the weird countertop nacho poo poo a while ago.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The fawning comments from the camera person are the worst part of these things

Make it be filmed by a person calling the cook insane and documenting their behavior for the internet's judgment or something and then I'll be more on board maybe

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


MattY...not the idiot?

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1392099465926955008

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
We need to set the rent is too drat high guy on him

(I googled, he’s in his 70s now but still alive)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Data Graham posted:

The fawning comments from the camera person are the worst part of these things

"plant lady" : *shakes out what is clearly Parmesan cheese from a jar with the words PARMESAN CHEESE facing the camera in enormous red letters*

camera person: *breathlessly* is that Parmesan cheese?!

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Pastry of the Year posted:

"plant lady" : *shakes out what is clearly Parmesan cheese from a jar with the words PARMESAN CHEESE facing the camera in enormous red letters*

camera person: *breathlessly* is that Parmesan cheese?!

In fairness I had that same reaction, because that is far too much parmesan cheese.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
You can never have too much parmesan cheese. Make my mouth as dry as the Sahara.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I assumed the cameraperson was one of her kids.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

I always assumed it was some weird fetish poo poo because the camera person always sounds like a sub getting teased. “Unnnnn, is that...fanta? And you’re going to...unnn...pour it in the carbonara? Oh my goddd. And is that...kimchi? No, don’t tell me you’re gonna...oh my god...right in the pastrami...fuuuucckkkk”

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅
It's clearly a......thing I just don't know what type of a thing it is.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Push El Burrito posted:

You can never have too much parmesan cheese. Make my mouth as dry as the Sahara.

Dust my wets

letthereberock
Sep 4, 2004

Cleretic posted:

In fairness I had that same reaction, because that is far too much parmesan cheese.

Parmesan cheese is a weird thing like canned cranberry sauce where, the real version is not at all difficult to come by, but people have this weird Stockholm-syndromey attachment to the horrible fake kind that goes beyond all reason. “Bring me my cheese-flavored saw dust in the green can good sir!”

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

letthereberock posted:

Parmesan cheese is a weird thing like canned cranberry sauce where, the real version is not at all difficult to come by, but people have this weird Stockholm-syndromey attachment to the horrible fake kind that goes beyond all reason. “Bring me my cheese-flavored saw dust in the green can good sir!”

Canned cranberry sauce is better than the real thing and anyone who says different is a liar

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Piell posted:

Canned cranberry sauce is better than the real thing and anyone who says different is a liar

yeah, I wouldn't want grape jelly with a bunch of thick grape skins floating around in it either

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


letthereberock posted:

Parmesan cheese is a weird thing like canned cranberry sauce where, the real version is not at all difficult to come by, but people have this weird Stockholm-syndromey attachment to the horrible fake kind that goes beyond all reason. “Bring me my cheese-flavored saw dust in the green can good sir!”

Cheese flavored saw dust is a buck and lasts a long time

Actual parmesan is not last I checked a buck and also goes bad

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Len posted:

Actual parmesan ... also goes bad

It might not last as long as Kraft parmesan-style cheese product, but it lasts longer than most anything else.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Wow. Do Americans still eat that weird powdered cheese stuff that smells of vomit regularly? That went out of fashion in the UK in the 90s and is now a weird relic of ancient boomer cookery. You might find tiny tubs of it lurking sadly on a shelf somewhere but everyone uses the fresh stuff, or a cheaper alternative like Gran Padano

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Fantastic Foreskin posted:

It might not last as long as Kraft parmesan-style cheese product, but it lasts longer than most anything else.

This reminds me I should give my parmesan cheese can a glance to see if it went bad in the 6 monts since the last time I used it

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