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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



Hello and welcome to the newest iteration of the Idiots on Social Media thread! In this thread you will find people posting:

1) Idiots
2) (this is the important part) On Social Media

Why is that the important part? Because for the sake of this thread, the Something Awful Forums are not social media. That is to say, the idiocy must come from outside the thread. No first hand trolling or fighting or general foolishness here, please!

How do we uphold content rules one and two? Why, by posting content from sites like Twitter, Facebook, Youtube and NextDoor, of course! Here are some examples of the types of posts we're looking for:

People who don't know what ovaries and/or mammograms are!


People who are Nice Guys online!


People who say poo poo like this!


This is not a thread for good tweets. Good tweets belong in this thread which, in fact, I highly recommend!

But I digress. Do you know what my favorite kind of Idiots on Social Media are? The kind people can laugh at without feeling as though they're being dehumanized by the idiot in question. So while this is often a political thread at its core, let's go back to trying to focus on the harmless idiots and not the kind spreading hateful rhetoric.

Please think for a moment before posting material that could feasibly be preceded by a content warning. This means, be wary of sharing posts that include things such as extreme:
    Transphobia
    Homophobia
    Racism
    Discussion of sexual assault and/or abuse
    Etc.
...because sometimes, people just need a break from all that.

If, upon previewing your post, you realize it's likely to engender nothing in thread followers but reminders of how lovely the world outside is, consider posting something else instead! There are a lot of idiots out there. Some are funnier than others.

As well, please be sure to follow the overarching PYF Posting Rules.

Thank you friends and happy dummy hunting. May the content be ever in your favor.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019







https://twitter.com/MainsJosiebee/s...086240829300738

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

I don't know where I got this, but it's on my computer so you get it too.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006




Soiled Meat

Pube ring is romantic I want to shake her hand.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009



Just make sure you wash afterwards

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Somehow referring to the partner as "boyfie" grosses me out more than the pube ring.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

careful now


PizzaProwler posted:

Somehow referring to the partner as "boyfie" grosses me out more than the pube ring.

Without a doubt the worst part of that post.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



Personally I can't stand "hubby," and although it's arguably not woke of me, straight couples calling their SO their "partner" because I always assume on a brainstem level that means a queer couple

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010






T-man posted:

Personally I can't stand "hubby," and although it's arguably not woke of me, straight couples calling their SO their "partner" because I always assume on a brainstem level that means a queer couple

What about pardner?

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!


https://twitter.com/Commie_In_EMS/s...633438046564355

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



Thanks for rebooting the thread Bird. I like the new rule.

Can you link the sister thread, Post Good Tweets, in the OP please? Just to direct people there for Not-Idiots on Social Media content. And to give me a quick reference because I accidentally unbookmarked it twice
https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3879285

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



sure thing

Six-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Is it cheating to link charlie kirk?

Six-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Lets play: What are the replies on any old random tweet from Rep. Ilhan Omar!

When you can't even write your own joke so you borrow one from that one liberal facebook #resister aunt:


:eyeroll:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019







Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Is it cheating to link charlie kirk?

There are a lot of people who fall under the building brand by self owning so it can be hard to draw a line on that one.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013



https://twitter.com/FA_Notes/status/1244687733001519104

Bonus:

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014




So I looked up the mod.

quote:

its a strange mod alright

I've spent easily +200 hours with that mod.....and i still don't know why i enjoy it so much...

the perk system is great you get better and better for the higher levels.

I also have a backup of Devourment v0.65c if that is of any use....

i remember trying that newer one that lets you move weight from your breasts,rear end and belly........it was very buggy... :/ ....very....buggy....i nearly went insane looking for an older version things.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

This is an accurate representation of my current level of enjoyment.


All of this needs to get crossposted to the AUG thread

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019









https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/sta...671167954386947

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

Right wingers just love being publicly owned, donít they?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


Fun Shoe

AlbieQuirky posted:

Right wingers just love being publicly owned, donít they?

And yet they still hate socialism.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!




i know all the secret cures, my uncle works for the cdc

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

This is an accurate representation of my current level of enjoyment.


what's lovely is that even though twitter "attempted" effective moderation, the original tweet is now still out there and able to still be used

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





HiroProtagonist posted:

what's lovely is that even though twitter "attempted" effective moderation, the original tweet is now still out there and able to still be used

Not to mention, y'know, being put on blast by the loving President

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


America might look like this under Bernie despite America already looking like this.
https://twitter.com/jakscorner/stat...3112547328?s=19

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


https://twitter.com/soniagupta504/s...758050180935680

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


Fun Shoe


Well, he is less of a man, so she's partly right?

Y'know, what with the whole "lots of molestation allegations" and all that.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019




I know a semi-popular vore artist whoís hell bent on proving the world that no females can ever be predators to the point of drawing revenge porn to the irl story of a female shark eating the male that was bothering her, so I really wonder what happens when those two meet

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019







goblin week posted:

I know a semi-popular vore artist who’s hell bent on proving the world that no females can ever be predators to the point of drawing revenge porn to the irl story of a female shark eating the male that was bothering her, so I really wonder what happens when those two meet

What the ever making GBS threads Christ.

There should be an alod about vore forums.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.


Oh, we all talking about vore?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujiMDHcpKR4

Pipistrelle
Jun 18, 2011

Seems the high horse is taking them all home




Dang, first time Iíve seen someone posted itt that I know irl. Iíve never read her Twitter, definitely not what I was expecting

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Without a doubt the worst person I've ever had to endure in my life:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


Fun Shoe

JT Smiley posted:

Without a doubt the worst person I've ever had to endure in my life:



Why did you censor the name?

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Why did you censor the name?

We work together and he's exactly the type to run up to corporate for anything.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


Pipistrelle posted:

Dang, first time Iíve seen someone posted itt that I know irl. Iíve never read her Twitter, definitely not what I was expecting

So she's not clearly an antisemite irl, I take it.

Pipistrelle
Jun 18, 2011

Seems the high horse is taking them all home



Absurd Alhazred posted:

So she's not clearly an antisemite irl, I take it.

Not that she ever expressed to me at least. Itís been a year or so since Iíve actually talked to her, but we talked about politics somewhat often and it definitely never came up. Maybe something changed in the last year though, she also never struck me as the Biden type either, especially with the groping and surprise sex stuff

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


Pipistrelle posted:

Not that she ever expressed to me at least. Itís been a year or so since Iíve actually talked to her, but we talked about politics somewhat often and it definitely never came up. Maybe something changed in the last year though, she also never struck me as the Biden type either, especially with the groping and surprise sex stuff

I'm sorry.

Pipistrelle
Jun 18, 2011

Seems the high horse is taking them all home




Itís all good, just more of a surprise than anything

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."



No idiocy to add but wanted to say I'm jazzed my Wasted thread icon is still getting some use.

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



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