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Absurd Alhazred posted:ONE JOKE Cough in their face like 'Don't worry, I identify as a healthy person. My body, my choice.' e: I think it was this thread where someone shared a video that had a guy being interviewed at a protest who thought covid19 was a hoax; he started asking people around him to cough in his face, but no one would. "People are too scared to do it! They're brainwashed!" TheMostFrench has a new favorite as of 03:59 on May 24, 2020 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Rules change... Caught up in committee.
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Yawgmoth posted:I am not a committee! For tax purposes I am a commune
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some people will never grow out of "teacher! teacher!" crime is gay and so crime is good
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T-man posted:some people will never grow out of "teacher! teacher!" B-but they're saying that they broke the law to narc. I don't know how to compute this!
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T-man posted:For tax purposes I am a commune I'm a commune for sex purposes. everyone smells bad and the plumbing is broken.
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https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/1264353221683929088 tylenol3 contains codeine, an opioid
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Absurd Alhazred posted:tylenol3 contains codeine, an opioid https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/1264357130162909186
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Midnight Voyager posted:https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/1264357870881124352 She turned in her opioid prescription for MDMA.
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Len posted:Are you me at 6am on a Saturday? 
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Knormal posted:No, but maybe we should exchange our moms' numbers Andy Samberg confirmed longtime goon.
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Midnight Voyager posted:https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/1264357870881124352 She's being sarcastic.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Andy Samberg confirmed longtime goon. No, no I couldn't 
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FFT posted:Tipped labor as explicitly codified into wage laws as a way for employers to pay employees less than minimum wage is distinct from tipping as a concept. lol in a society without prejudice, maybe, but it's an individualist solution for a collective problem and in that system, a black fella doing the same quality labor as a white fella in Alabama (or, gently caress, almost anywhere in the US) is making less under even the most well-considered tipping situation idk if you are a USAian- if you are, open your eyes to how this hurts marginalized people who might be seen as less acceptable because of their genetics. If you're not, lol, you have no idea what its like to live in hellcountry
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Why are all the memes so bloody awful from the conspiracy crew.   Also, beware metal falling from the sky.  Also barbie is evil.  Name left because he's a public fuckwit.
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Jason Christoff - Logic Activist
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RatHat posted:She's being sarcastic. It seems like it in the one I posted, but look at that string of tweets. If she is making a joke with that sequence of posts, I have no idea what the joke is.
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T-man posted:For tax purposes I am a commune You do contain multitudes. And not just on a friday night.
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Factually in accurate, the first words in medicine is Me and Dick. The third word is "Ine" pronounced "in" Me-Dick-In... A word that should reall get your attention...
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Wait does that mean they pronounce medicine as meh dyson
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I'm sorry, I don't take medical advice from slam poetry.
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It's that numerology/textual code poo poo (whatever it's called) that makes me despair more than almost anything else about humanity. People like this are SO CLOSE to being capable of contributing positively to human knowledge; they clearly have inquisitive minds, they ask questions, they want to know more about things. But instead of studying all the myriad actual mysteries of the natural world and science and technology and what makes humans actually tick, they get derailed and veer off into trying to tease meaning out of stupid accidents of spelling. Literacy and the vernacular Bible were a mistake
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Peanut Butler posted:lol in a society without prejudice, maybe, but it's an individualist solution for a collective problem and in that system, a black fella doing the same quality labor as a white fella in Alabama (or, gently caress, almost anywhere in the US) is making less under even the most well-considered tipping situation FFT is agreeing with you, and trying to explain the point to Ugly in the morning. This is impossible because Ugly in the Morning is ignoring American history on roughly "the Irish were slaves too but they overcame it" level
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I know if I were planning a mass conspiracy to poison every human alive I'd call it an easy to decipher code and force people to interact with that name repeatedly
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Remember when the secret FEMA trains full of coronavirus were helpfully labelled “CORONA”
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It's the same logic that makes people think lizard people and the illuminati are controlling the entire world from the shadows in a perfect conspiracy that's evaded everyone... but also they communicate in public channels with obvious codes, and are just I guess so vain they have to put their faces and secret logos on loving everything, like hidden in your money.
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There are more people of Irish extraction outside of Ireland than in, so I'm not unique in that being part of my ancestry, but it annoys me so much when "the Irish were slaves" gets brought up. I think it's like, stop dragging me into this. The history of Ireland is a terrible one with a lot of abhorrent colonialism practiced on them by the British, but the obscenities they experienced under British rule did not include chattel slavery or the middle passage. Also, notably, Irish people are now seen as white and are socially acceptable immigrants, unlike those brown people. I can brag about how my great grandad came to Canada from Ireland and that's seen as something admirable, even if he was seen as scum then. Slave-descended black Americans don't have that at all, because they're still stuck in being widely considered to be subhuman. But how do you begin to argue with someone who is that goddamn wrong from the starting gate?
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The #1 cause of preventable/premature death in the US (surprising absolutely no one) is smoking, then diet/nutrition-related causes at #2, then alcohol at #3. Or does he mean like, 'A person dying of lung cancer ends up in the hospital, therefore the hospital is what caused them to die!'
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GreenMetalSun posted:Or does he mean like, 'A person dying of lung cancer ends up in the hospital, therefore the hospital is what caused them to die!' What's the one common factor here HMMMMMMMMMM
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Anora posted:Factually in accurate, the first words in medicine is Me and Dick. The third word is "Ine" pronounced "in" Me-Dick-In... A word that should reall get your attention... Me-Dick-In what?
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Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:FFT is agreeing with you, and trying to explain the point to Ugly in the morning. This is impossible because Ugly in the Morning is ignoring American history on roughly "the Irish were slaves too but they overcame it" level There’s way more to it than that, and I won’t deny that tipping is a way that minorities end up making less money overall, but American tipping and wage laws are distinct from the end of slavery- that poo poo started in the mid-1800’s with rich people that basically were trying to flex and show off that they had been to Europe and knew all the fancy rules. Hotel workers and porters (which is an occupation that has a whooole other set of hosed up racial poo poo; look at the “Georges” of the Pullman rail company) ended up unionizing and missing the worst of tipped wage laws but restaurant workers weren’t able to and got the worst of it. And yes, it disproportionately affects racial minorities, I was arguing the origin and not the effect. If you really want to get into it, the tipped wage being sub-minimum was a 1960’s kick at the civil rights movement, not a post slavery issue. It took about 30 years for people to decide tipped workers don’t get everyone else’s minimum wage.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Me-Dick-In what? pm me e: if a woman uses a man's razor she'd f r e e h e r s k i n
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did you know paedofiles have more shared jeans with crabs than you or me? 100% scientific fact.
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